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*whispers* it's munday

#dont even fuckin click that readmore im too ugly for this shit #ooc

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#photo

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Full Moon Nights || Closed RP with jakexwebster

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"I bet it is. Hey, at least you don’t get called Monster Boy or Dog-Breath," she teased.

"That’s interesting. Most of the time I come here to be alone. I’m not really a people person, but as of lately I’ve become one.” She nodded slowly when he mentioned he was bored. She too was bored. Hence why she snuck out.

"I know what you mean. There’s really nothing fun to do here in Dullsville, unless your idea of fun is sweating it out on the tennis courts and chatting with the robotic neighbors." She made a slight gagging noise to indicate her annoyance.

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"I'm sure I would if I actually told people." He raised an eyebrow at her and smirked. "It's a thing I keep to myself, I'm not into it as much as some people might be."

"Weird, do you hang out in graveyards a lot? They kinda suck the life outta ya, get it, because there's a ton of dead people here...I need to give up on puns." He frowned, scratching black nail polish off his hand.

Jake's eyes flicked to the full moon floating in the sky, he was starting to loathe the sight of it. "I don't play tennis and neighbors don't like me, I tend to play my music like super fucking loud, I get the police called on me at least once a week."

#thevampsowememyfangs #para

rose??

(//SOMEONE STOP JAKE)

#yourangxlsofmusic #answered

#answered #LAUGHS AND RUNS #idontreadtwilight

noodle2thedoodle

hey lets play how hot is that character

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Swedish Fire;;Closed

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"That es’ an interesting thought. My grandfather did that." She tilted her head, laughing good naturedly.

"The Fratellis. I like you already."

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"You see, I'm technically your grandfather now, we're borderline incest, this is dangerous, I'm gonna call the police on myself." He laughed at his own joke, climbing onto a bar stool.

"You like the Fratellis? We have to get married right now. No one ever even knows who they are, but they're like my favorite band ever. Quick, what's your favorite song by them?"

#para #yourangxlsofmusic

//someone make me do my replies

#ooc

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this is a game of "who the heckie are you?"

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name: cora middle name: marie height: 5’1 *starts crying* birthday: september 6th favorite colour: purple best school subjects: german mac or PC: PC current shirt colour: blue gamer: yea i guess day or night: night

#ooc

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Kill of the Night || Ed & Jake

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Ed’s gaze wandered over to Jake, and he was clearly confused. He brushed it off, though, and was about to respond to Jake until he began yelling about the Vogue magazine he’d been reading. Blinking a few times, Ed just rolled his eyes and trudged towards the door.

Once outside, he took a deep breath—only to smell something familiar. The burning in his throat got worse and he let out a low, but uninvited growl. There was a mangled squirrel near one of the bushes, and without a second thought Ed was over by it, getting as much blood from the dead animal as he could. Pretty soon he was smeared with crimson, but he was far from satisfied. If anything, this made his craving worse. His eyes flickered back towards the door and he stood up, walking back in with much more enthusiasm (if you want to call it that) than he had when walking out. There were only two little fangs right now, but he could feel the threatening ache in his mouth as soon as he got into the living room.

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Jake watched him leave then got up to find a bottle of vodka, he knew he had some somewhere. He turned, his eyes widening as he got a full view of the bright as fuck full moon floating in the sky. He threw himself on the floor, hoping it hadn't gone into effect yet. It had, his teeth all formed into canines and pricked at his lips. Fur sprouted out of arms, hands, legs and feet, and other places he didn't want to think about. His normally brown eyes had an eerie glow to them, and he was already unhappy with the night.

Taking a puff of his cigarette, he tried to register what was bound to happen. Ed was going to walk in, see him as a werewolf, and mostly likely run like Hell, well, there was absolutely nothing he could do about it. As he sat up, Ed reentered the room. "What the fuck?" He said aloud, looking Ed up and down. He was covered in blood, it looked like he'd done it himself rather than it had splattered on him. "Have fun at the prom, Carrie?" He chuckled to himself, standing up.

#idontreadtwilight #para #what to heck jake #HAVE FUN AT THE PROM CARRIE #you asshole

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Kill of the Night || Ed & Jake

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Honestly, Ed wasn’t sure why he was at Jake’s house right now. Lately he’d been a lot more exhausted than usual, and pretty frail. The fact that he hasn’t had blood in over a week was probably the factor of that, though. So staying away from people he knew was his original plan, but that wasn’t quite working out.

He was too tired to even get up from his spot on the floor, and he just laid there quietly, listening to the music Jake had playing. Pretty soon a groan escaped him and he slowly sat up, glancing around the room. The burning in his throat was becoming really distracting, and he dug his fingernails into his leg, “I’m going to go outside for a second.” He said, promptly standing.

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Jake sighed, holding the cigarette between his fingers and staring down his record player. The record playing had been slightly warped over time and gave it an almost unnoticeable change, but it was pissing Jake off. He rolled his eyes and took another puff of his cigarette, directing his attention back to the Vogue in his lap. He couldn't believe the fashion they had agreed on for the photoshoot he was looking at, he wished he could shoved his hand in the magazine and rip it off the models and give them something worthy of Vogue magazine. "I can't believe this." He huffed, blowing smoke out of his mouth.

His eyes flickerin up, he raised an eyebrow at Ed. "You okay buddy?" He took another puff of his cigarette. "Do you want me to come with or?" He trailed off, looking back at the magazine in his lap, furrowing his eyebrows. "ACTUALLY GO ALONE, I'M GONNA CALL VOGUE WHILE YOU'RE GONE."

#idontreadtwilight #para

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#musings

Kill of the Night || Ed & Jake

Hanging out with Ed wasn't Jake's favorite activity but he supposed it was up there. He didn't have a shit ton of friends anyways, so he thought he was pretty lucky to have Ed, even if he did hit on him every single chance he got, this was mostly because Jake couldn't stop himself from springing at every attractive person he could.

They were in his living room, and the moon was rising up from the horizon. Usually on full moons, Jake had his curtains fastened tightly so there was no way in Hell moonlight could slip through, but he'd forgotten that it was a full moon, a slip up he hardly ever made, he hadn't even noticed his mistake as he took a puff of his cigarette, his eyes darting to the record player that was blasting the Fratellis.

#you cant fuckin stop me i will use song lyrics for everything #idontreadtwilight #para

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Which Disney Villain is your muse?

Check off the ones that apply, then tally at the end!

Scar [ ] Your character is/was royalty. [] Your character has a scar/wound/prominent injury/disability. [x] Your character acts very feminine/sensual. [x] Your character is not human. [ ] Your character has an army of henchmen. [x] Your character is a younger sibling. [x] Your character is known for bending the rules. [ ] Your character is an uncle/aunt. [ ] Your character’s main goal is usurping a throne. [ ] Your character isn’t called by their real name.

Hades [ ] Your character is a God/Goddess/Demigod/Demigoddess. [] Your character deals with the undead on a regular basis. [x] Your character is the lord of sassy remarks. [ ] Your character is a pyromancer/necromancer. [ ] Your character rules their own plane of existence. [ ] Your character is not well-liked/misunderstood due to their job. [] Your character is immortal/cannot be killed by old age. [x] Your character is used for comic relief as well as seriousness. [x] Your character’s main goal is to cause chaos. [] Your character has a pet/many pets.

Cruella [x] Your character has quite the fashion sense. [x] Your character has a smoking/drinking habit. [ ] Your character’s name is a play on words. [x] Your character is very wealthy/well-off. [ ] Your character runs their own business. [ ] Your character is known for their wickedness. [x] Your character likes to wear fur coats. [x] Your character has multi-colored hair. [x] Your character’s main goal is to be a fabulous bitch. [ ] Your character is a sadist or masochist.

Frollo [ ] Your character is a Religious figure. [ ] Your character has some serious sexual issues. [ ] Your character sees no fault in themselves. [ ] Your character has a body count. [ ] Your character judges others at face-value. [ ] Your character lives in or has been to Paris/France. [ ] Your character has an impurity fetish. [ ] Your character gets rid of their problems by burning them. [ ] Your character’s main goal is to make a sexual conquest. [ ] Your character isn’t young or handsome.

Dr. Facilier [ ] Your character is not white. [ ] Your character has friends on the other side. [ ] Your character delves in black magic/voodoo. [ ] Your character has a skull motif. [x] Your character lives in America. [ ] Your character is a charlatan/magician. [x] Your character isn’t above murder to get what they want. [ ] Your character has a thing for frogs/amphibians. [ ] Your character’s main goal is to become rich/wealthy. [] Your character is charming/charismatic at first.

Ursula [ ] Your character makes Faustian pacts. [ ] Your character is a witch/wizard/warlock. [x] Your character is a bit of a diva. [ ] Your character has a sea/ocean theme. [] Your character has a secret layer. [ ] Your character can control the weather. [ ] Your character uses fine print to get what they want. [ ] Your character wears a lot of makeup. [ ] Your character’s main goal is to have the power to rule. [ ] Your character doesn’t match society’s ideal weight.

Mother Gothel [ ] Your character has long, dark, curly hair. [ ] Your character lives in a tall tower. [ ] Your character isn’t above taking prisoners. [ ] Your character is very vain/self-obsessed. [ ] Your character is a mother. [ ] Your character has a desire to stay young. [] Your character isn’t above lying to get what they want. [ ] Your character has a history of burglary. [ ] Your character’s main goal is to be youthful forever. [x] Your character has an unnaturally long life.

Maleficent [x] Your character has stressed family relations. [] Your character has an unnatural skin tone. [x] Your character can turn into a beast/dragon. [x] Your character has supernatural powers. [ ] Your character has a familiar/daemon. [] Your character tries to play by the rules. [ ] Your character uses magic to get what they want. [] Your character is civil with those of higher rank. [ ] Your character’s main goal is to get even. [ ] Your character uses a staff/cane.

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My character is most like: Cruella

#IM LAUGHING

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Jake(03:46am): R U FEELIN IT YET ED R U I HAVE CHERRY LUBE DONT FORGET THIS

Ed [3:47am]: go the fuck to bed

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Ed [4:33am]: what the fuck are you talking about?

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Jake (4:34): what u mean

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Ed [4:35am]: i think you’re tripping major balls, man.

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Jake (4:36am): I am high as a motherfuck ign kite and like this fur is itch y and imi upset cause these girls wont leave me alone and i draNK ALL OF MY COKE AND I WANT ANOTHER ONE BUT I LOST MY LEGS

#idontreadtwilight #ect