Esoteric Doritos

If you can't do the hustle then you can't be my friend

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]

getting a pup cup for the homie cuz he's my dawg

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]

witches casting spells on my balls

[avvocarlo]

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

[stardial]

there’s just something about the word cock that makes me think of penis

[bbyhog]

STOP!!!!

[bbyhog]

this is acgually a symptom of ADHD

[kotatko-v-kosicku]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A TUMBLR POST

[jame7t]

Do not scroll up. This makes mustard gas

[literallyjustaspider-deactivate]

Fact Check:

Mustard is a Condiment, not a Gas.

Source

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]

telling a doctor how depressed i really am just to see what happens

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]

i wanna peel all my skin off and burn it in a fire

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]

[my-slideshow-wmv]

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Läl. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden ‘06 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]

near is Japan now

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]

i know the answer is no but if Brazil gets to count as latin america for speaking portuguese then shouldnt Quebec also be "latin" america for speaking french

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]

you feel that muscle babes?? that's from brushing my teeth in little circles every night

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]

[lovelyanimal]

[shadovvlurking]

The dark depths of a clown cave

[relishboi]

dungeon crawler 

[kaijubrains]

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]