Jacquelyn Bleh

Message me about my private Snapchat!Instagram & snapchat: jakithenerd.

[jakithenerd]

I still have my premium for sale 💖 happy new year

[with-practice]

good morning. 

i guess.

[with-practice]

[sol4rsyst3m]

How Come When I Show Love, People Shove Back It In My Face??

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

[lunarlegend11]

twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:

Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie

they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else

[heidivolturi]

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

[ohsalamanders]

how would jacob fit into this tho

[onlinepunk]

he’s a furry

[z-ndjenja]

“🙂”

i love this emoji. is it happy? is it lowkey pissed? is it planning to kill you? is it tired of your shit? you never know..

[wylikit]

[cezarywho]

Earth

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

[qxessence]

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

[ergos]

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[threemilk]

[andremichaux]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

same

[jakithenerd]

[allegedserialkiller]

um. titty

[ugheda]

getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don’t have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling

getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living

[draco--malfoy]

After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.

[kilowave]

[ryandevon]

BRUH 💀💀

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

Kangaskhan are always female

[midnight-revolucion]

High femme and butch lesbian power couple