Beware the Bubble Beast

Hi there! I'm Tabby. Consider this blog 19+ just to be safe. I tend to reblog fanfic and leave comments on sideblogs but follow from this mainblog, so if you see me follow you but never interact that's why. I'm also lunarlegend11 on AO3 and FFnet. One of these days I'll actually write something worth posting. My avatar is by @KYO-CHANS here on Tumblr, used with permission. The Bubble Beast is an inside joke, not a reference to anything.

[lunarlegend11]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

[sawed-on-shotgun]

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

[sawed-on-shotgun]

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

[screwpinecookie]

Don't you DARE leave this in the tags this is one of the funniest sentences I've read this week

[clytemnestraaa]

“how do i write good sex scenes” the same way you learn to write anything else you read a lot of it and take a lot of notes. examine. break it apart. what’s being done? how is it being accomplished? what’s not being done? read something good. now read something bad. make a list of why the bad thing was bad. ok now go practice forever

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[tsarina-anadyomene]

appeals to authority hitherto unimagined

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[danaa-scully]

2.01 "A Son for a Son" 3.08 "The Treasons of Tumbleton"

[daenerys-stormborn]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Season 3 Episode 8 — "The Treasons at Tumbleton"

[emmaziadarcy]

confessions, promises, and death

[alysmond]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022–) Season 1, Episode 6 | Season 3, Episode 8

[gwaynedaeron]

their boys

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.02 | 3.08 A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS 1.05

[quasi-normalcy]

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

[quasi-normalcy]

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

[quasi-normalcy]

#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain

Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

[quasi-normalcy]

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[marwyn]

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[multiverse-of-multifandoms]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.06 - 'Smallfolk' 3.08 - 'The Treasons at Tumbleton'