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[mirthfullyme]

Realizing I should probably have my F1 Blog pinned

idk, something about sebastian vettel?

I'm here, queer, and full of existential fear. My name is Olivia and I'm major F1 trash. 18 / INFJ /...

[mirthfullyme]

richie tozier as the prophecy, you're welcome everyone

[mirthfullyme]

was talking about the losers club with my friend and my new phone kept autocorrecting losers to lovers and like, eddie kaspbrak everybody, sincerely a richie tozier kinnie

[lucidwindz]

My ultimate weakness is depressed old man adopts feral daughter so drifting stars au straight up broke into my house and ate my salad bc jfc i need more of it.

Anyone who shares my brainrot: yo the song Space Song by Beach House is literally so drifting stars core am i going insane or what

[mirthfullyme]

wanting to ask her if she's haunted by the fact that even though we don't talk anymore i still know her better than anyone but that's insane so i'm posting on here instead

[mirthfullyme]

nobody ever tells you about how soul-crushing and heart wrenching losing a platonic soulmate can be. like, you were half of my soul and now i may not know you anymore but i can't even watch some of my favorite movies without thinking of us.

[ahfrickenfrick]

dick: you can’t just do that, it’s illegal

jason: pft what are you, a cop?

dick: ……

jason: no…

dick: listen- jay it’s-

jason: NO

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

Billy: Freddy, don’t say a word.

Freddy:

Freddy: Fergalicious.

Billy: I said no words.

Freddy: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you

[seaglassdinosaur]

Billy: *holds up a sign that says ‘don’t scream’ to the window*

Freddy: *screams*

Billy:

[nikipuppeteer]

Freddy: I hate you

Billy: Oh yeah? Well, I hate you too! <3

Freddy: (sobs) You what??

[disphoriasweater]

Billy gets adopted by the batfam and the first thing he does is look at Damian"training is my idea of fun" Wayne and decide that he has to teach this boy how to play properly. Hes going to drag his ass outside and teach him how to play superheroes and non-deadly hide n' seek and Tag. Hes going to teach Damian how to play fight and build cool stick forts and they're both going to come back inside after having gone missing for 4 hours with mild sunburns and flushed cheeks from giggling and Damian is going to pull himself back together and never admit what he did to anyone.

[bat-incooking-school]

Part 6

Barry: Hey Captain, my Captain! You've got something on your back

Billy: This is Black Bat. She's one of Batman's kids and-

Cass: He is New Brother😊

Barry: Uh you kinda can't adopt centuries old immortals

Cass: You can if you're not weak😤. He's not that old

Billy: *sweating*

Barry: Why would Batsy send you up here just to kidnap Captain Marvel?

Cass: He didn't 🤗

Barry: I'm... going to make a phone call

[bruciemilf]

Jason: No one fucking understands the pain and the catastrophical volume of grief that comes with being taller than your parents. I can't be picked up anymore

Billy Batson, built like a tank on steroids, adopted by Diana: So you pick them up, coward

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce: Has anyone seen Damian?

Dick: I think he was going to go somewhere with Jon and Billy.

Bruce: Oh, okay.

Jason: Pretty sure they were going to an art museum.

Tim: Why would they do something like that?

Meanwhile

Jon: You know, the Mona Lisa is smaller than I thought it’d be.

Billy, looking at an enormous painting on the other wall: How does someone even paint something that big?

Damian: Oh, we’re definitely going to the Sistine Chapel next.

Jon: Ooh, and then we can get pizza.

Billy: And gelato.

Damian: Obviously.

Meanwhile, back in Gotham

Dick: Wait, does someone need to go pick the boys up from the museum?

Bruce: Damian just texted and said they’re going for pizza.

Tim: You know, that’s much more what I would have expected from them.

Jason: Look, just because YOU are a little uncultured piece of-

[aroace-boyfriend]

the JL, about Robin (dick and/or jason): how can you let a child fight crime??

bruce, looking right at Captain Marvel, fully aware he’s actually a ten year old: it’s complicated

billy, knows Batman knows about him: *sweating profusely* y-yeah Batman why would you do that

bruce: *stares into the security camera like he’s on The Office, knowing babs is watching this whole thing happen and likely sending it to his kids*

[ether-here-or-there]

How to Marvelously piss off a Bat: A Guide by Billy Batson, Pt 1

Bruce: Hint at anything and everything prophetic, alternate futures or timelines where something goes horribly wrong. The sheer amount of stress will piss him off, weather its true or not.

Ex:

Billy: Well, this could be worse…

Batman: Superman is flinging himself into buildings high on fear gas, how does this get any worse chum?

Billy: Well hes not murdering his wife or lasering my eyes out right now so we’re definitely in the better timeline

Bruce: he’s not What now

Dick: Midair super-speed pokes. The slightest jab at the side, ankle, or even knuckle mid leap or drive freaks him out and leaves him fumbling a lot.

Ex:

Nightwing, happily summersaulting off buildings preparing to grapple to another mid flip: It’s a bird, its a plane, its the Lord Gray-

Captain Marvel, gaining righteous revenge for his bowl of marshmallow only lucky charms: (Pokes the back of his right knee) bop

Nightwing, now clutching his right knee 57 stories up: so-IIIIIEEEEEE

Jason: Stick a plunger on that crome dome of a helmet, bonus anger points if its during a meeting or in front of people he’s trying to intimidate

Ex:

The Red Hood, scourge of Gothams criminal underworld, in a meeting with his lieutenants: Next thing on our agenda-

The Red Hood, now with 3 plungers stuck to his helmet: We- what the hell

The Hoodlum from the warehouse rafters: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SELLING ME OUT TO BATMAN JERK FACE!!!

Hood, taking a plunger off and pointing it at Hoodlum: I KNOW 17 WAYS TO KILL YOU WITH THIS THING YOU LITTLE SHIT, SO YOU’VE GOT 17 SECONDS TO RUN!!

Tim: Mutter something sounding like a vague hex within his proximity, he’ll think you cursed him if he knows you’re petty enough. Basically a magical non-magical psych out

Ex:

Tim, very tired: I am not helping you beat Damians score on Cheese Viking Billy, that goblin will know you cheated and then its my head on the same stick as yours.

Billy, muttering under his breath while walking away: oi karpoí tou kópou sou na xekinísoun sto stóma sou (may the fruits of your labor sour in your mouth)

Tim, understanding the Greek and that billy has ties to Greek gods and magic: *panik*

@thefantasmarex

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian's TikTok but it's just him saying "real or cake?" before running up to his siblings with a knife