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superbmarksman-deactivated20140

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

#like does auto insurance cover ‘spiderman threw my car across the street to stop a giant lizard from destroying new york’

ellanarose

make a movie.

aphony-cree

the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things

diceratops

Cast Amy Poehler

stolentweets

whoopsrobots

I want to see a ghost hunt POV shot filmed by the ghost. I want to see a wiggly camera and a quiet disembodied voice going, “okay, so Chet and Ricky are here for a supernatural sighting. I’m going to make it a little chilly. Let’s see what happens.” Basic two ghost hunting bros walk in like ‘ooh, I feel a very hostile presence, very dark’. We hear the disembodied voice snort, his ghost buddy like dude shhh shut up and then pushes like, a pencil off the table. Chad and Brad flip shit and fuckign book it and the camera jumps, ghost and ghost bro just losing it, “oh my god, oh my god, that was fucking golden”. Next week, Sara and her boyfriend are there on a date. Ghost bro empties ketchup on a window and boyfriend pisses himself

brimay

all of my fellow introverts and old souls, please remember that there is no shame in:

not enjoying parties

preferring a relaxed conversation to a big social gathering

not drinking or smoking

thinking a lot

listening instead of talking

not seeing the point in skipping classes

needing time to yourself

lookhereiam

Something that was bothering me that I had to draw.

brodinsons

#destroy the idea that you’re not being social if you don’t drink

eelydeely

YOU DO NOT OWE ANYONE AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOU DON’T PARTAKE OF ANY “SOCIAL” ACTIVITY

decemberdancer04

^^^^^^THIS!!!

itsaubreylmfao

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

lilyhatesjazzhands

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

jamieaiken919

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

nolongerthecityofpaper

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

coastaltide

If you’re not a slut for the Olympics, then we can’t be friends. For the next 17 days, the Olympics own my ass

bluelist

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stability

literally the best 🙌🏽

yuppppppimgone-deactivated20150

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u

beyoncebeytwice

i dont mean to be dramatic but talking to someone every day for a while is really nice until that day comes when you like dont talk to them for like 24 hours and u really just feel like youre dying