Just another stupid story by another boring adult.

cowboy, alcoholic, exhibitionist and closet superhero...

[mirroroftime1528-deactivated202]

I have found the true meaning of life

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

Our Rex is Big Enough.mp4

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[franzurapika]

Nah, just a desperate desire to ensure the continuation of the school-prison pipeline.

[isolemnly-chastain-swear-deacti]

[memewhore]

[ruinedchildhood]

[maggielovesotters]

[glowcloud-archive-deactivated20]

when ur trying to act chill

[vcmiting]

[nno-risk-deactivated20220210]

this is what i came here for

[tastefullyoffensive]

[unshrink]

when someone compliments me and I don’t know how to react:

[fuckyeahdisneygifs]

[everythingstarstuff]

[celebrityho]

[kunerias-huge-dick]

[lynzkar]

[bloody-white-wolf]

This man was a treasure to humanity.

[the-real-ted-cruz]

good post

[scrubdaddydippedinliquidnitrogen]

Honestly every picture I see makes me even more sad that he died.

[lujzainthesky]

[classichorrorblog]

[heyitscdubs]

You got caught with a flat? Well, how ‘bout that?