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I'm a gay feminist who loves shoplifting

[jamaicanlifter-blog]

http://www.2018rbspecialstore.com

Ray-Ban special discount store

[memewhore]

[redsatinsheets]

asking for a man’s opinion????????? never felt that, never experienced that. sounds fake and made up.

[pityreblogs-blog]

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[tittytaytay]

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

[lake-erie]

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

[cutesylift-blog]

Literally if I had a gf I’d lift her anything she wanted idgaf she want makeup? Catch me in that sephora. She want ice cream? Scoop that right in my bag. She want a car? VROOM VROOM BITCH WE AT THE DEALERSHIP AT 4 AM PULLING A CAR HEIST

[redhandedlifter-blog]

a little tip for my fellow lifters

check out your local crimestoppers website. it shows you the camera quality of the stores you lift from, and why your fellow lifters are getting caught. learn from their mistakes. 

stay safe. 

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

[mrburnschild]

[liftybunny]

#squad

[leslie-thelifter-blog]

This gonna be us cheshirelifting

[acheatingliar-deactivated201606]

that move with the headscarf tho

[babythieving]

The headscarf move was slick af

[gnarly]

reasons to date me: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please lol

[dareweb-deactivated20181021]

[trillow-deactivated20131226]

“hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”

[mgnovenija]

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

when people bring up your past

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Are there good cops?