I don’t like people. Don’t take it personal.
So you’re a police officer. Do you have some kind of tracking ability then? Or are you just as useless as the rest of them?
Alright, if you say so.
I have connections. So probably useless to you.
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I don’t like people. Don’t take it personal.
So you’re a police officer. Do you have some kind of tracking ability then? Or are you just as useless as the rest of them?
Alright, if you say so.
I have connections. So probably useless to you.
Your services? And exactly what can you offer than I can’t do myself?
I'm a police officer is all. No need to react so harshly.
What do you care?
Thought I might be able to offer my services, depending.
Pretty, little, innocent looking, blue eyes dark hair. Calls herself Alice
Minus the name that could describe a lot of women in town. What do you need her for?
Where is that little abomination?
Is there a particular abomination your looking for?
Hey! I’m Connor. I wasn’t really sure what to get you, so I got you a coupon for the club I work at. It’s free admission and a free lap dance. You don’t have to use it if you don’t want to, but if you do, ask for Connor!
-Connor
....Oh lord. Thanks....
I was hoping you’d say that.
Lucky you.
We don’t?
Well..I guess we can talk about it a little.
You’re not so good at catching bad guys either. In fact, you’re dating one.
Shhh, we don't talk about that.
"So there." What a good argument. Have you considered becoming a lawyer?
Once or twice. But I like catching the bad guys more than convincing a bunch of random people that the people I catch are the bad guys.
Not at my house, but at the movies, yes. Summer’s my season for going to the theatre like, eight dozen times so i can see everything.
I completely understand that. And then I end up owning most of them later as well.
I know you would, but I can pay sometimes too. I’m have money now.
Yeah, well I like treating you. So there.
It’s summer blockbuster fest, therefore you have to see all the films ever.
That is true. That's generally what summer is for in my house anyway.
You better watch where you put your money, Office Donut. It better be good or else you have to pay for dinner too.
You make it sound like I wouldn't do that in the first place.
Dragons is amazing
I'm thinking Dragons then anon.
22 Jump Street was great but How to Train Your Dragon? That was brilliant. I say see them both.
Damn, I was trying to avoid that. Now you're encouraging me.
Well, I have’t seen the first of either of those. Which one do you think will be better?
Not sure. They're kind of two completely separate genres in every way. But I'm putting money on How to Train Your Dragon.