James Allen

Hey, James here. 19 years old| Golf Coach

[olivia-hale]

Congratulations on your perceptiveness. Can you go look into it?

[jamesallenwtf]

I'm not your servant, you can go look into it yourself.

[olivia-hale]

I ordered food like an hour ago..

[jamesallenwtf]

I'm guessing you never got it. huh?

[aurorajfs]

Plenty of guys like you have been starring at me, but obviously I didn’t think they were cute so I never bothered to speak to them.

[jamesallenwtf]

Sorry, you must of thought that.. but I wasn't staring at you. I was looking behind you.

[aurorajfs]

The fact that I’ve been here for over a month now and I’ve barely met anyone, including cute boys makes me kind of depressed.

[jamesallenwtf]

It is sort of sad. No guy decided to take the time to even look at you.

[wydsarina]

Jesus Christ James, it’s a wonder you still have a job.  

[jamesallenwtf]

Hey, someone's got to teach them who's the boss around here. They walk around acting like they're better than you, when honestly, they're 5-8 year olds who still have no idea what life actually means.

[jfc-ellacross]

Why’s that? It seems pretty great to me.

[jamesallenwtf]

I have to take another shift today; someone called in sick.

[zombiies]

C’mon, you know you’re not one of ‘em. By the way, I’m thankful for that —- especially the ladies. They love you more than me, man. 

[jamesallenwtf]

Good, because I was thinkin' otherwise. It's no problem man, I'm glad I could help. Dude, you must be blind; most of the chicks are all over you these days. I'm probably getting the sloppy seconds now.

[sabinewilliams]

Today while reading out at the pool, a few kids got too rowdy and splashed me, soaking my book. At least I was pretty much finished with it.

[jamesallenwtf]

Those evil little twats. Someone needs to put them in their place.

[candice-fitzgerald-deactivated2]

Don’t challenge me.

  My mom called me..

[jamesallenwtf]

Okay.. I won't this time.

Oh, what happened?

[jfc-ellacross]

What a beautiful day.

[jamesallenwtf]

More like; what a shitty day.

[wydsarina]

That does sound terrible, but you shouldn’t call them twats. I’m sure you loved messing with people as a kid too.

[jamesallenwtf]

No, I'm pretty sure they're twats. That indeed I did. But, it's really not fair they all decide to gang up on me, I"m a grown man. What am I supposed to do? Tell the manager? Nah, I'll just push them into the pool.

[candice-fitzgerald-deactivated2]

Because I’ll bite you if I’m not buzzed. I mean yeah there’s a lot going on.

[jamesallenwtf]

If you did, you probably wouldn't even hurt a fly. Do tell? Unless you're uncomfortable talkin' about it.

[zombiies]

So, is anyone gonna own up to why the service here is so shitty? I mean, not that it’s exactly my problem or anything — s’just that my dad’s been complaining about it to me, of all fuckin’ people. I feel like it should be taken up with the equally shit employees, y’know?

[jamesallenwtf]

Fuck you man. Be glad that I taught you how to play golf and get the ladies to chase you.

[wydsarina]

This heat is honestly ridiculous, I swear I feel like i’m actually melting every time I step outside.

[jamesallenwtf]

No shit. Try being outside half the day and being with those little twats who love to fukin' mess with you.

[candice-fitzgerald-deactivated2]

No talking to me until I finish this.

[jamesallenwtf]

Nah. Now why would I let you do that? Everything okay?

[aiden-jonas-deactivated20160202]

If one more little girl asks me if i’m Dylan O’Brien, I will freak out. 

[jamesallenwtf]

Hey man, you look oddly famliar. Are you that girl who searches for treasure with that weird monkey and a fox trying to kill them all the time?

[togetherrpg]

I got 99 problems and probably about 97 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything.

[jamesallenwtf]

I feel you. Yesterday, I forgot I left the popcorn in the microwave. To top it off, I put it longer than 4 minutes, Nearly burnt the place down.