Cause I'm with you 'till the end of the line

[jamesbabeschananbarnes]

Job application: *Now hiring graduates*

Job application: *Must have traveled to the moon AT LEAST twice, won an Oscar, fluent in seven languages. Oh, and have 50 years experience. Good luck!*

[jamesbabeschananbarnes]

me: I'd be hella cute if I lost some weight

me: fuck that I'm hella cute already

me: ok but really tho

[nemmica]

I met a baby the other day who taught me that kids aren’t learning the thumb-and-pinky-out gesture for “phone” anymore. She puts her flat, open palm up to her ear and babbles into it, simulating a flat and rectangular smartphone.

[marzipanandminutiae]

It’s so interesting that a lot of seemingly obsolete hand motions still exist, though

very few people wear wristwatches, but tapping one’s wrist is still a nearly universal gesture for “what time is it?” or “hurry up”

I used classic corded phones for only a very brief time in my life (before we got those more rectangular-shaped cordless ones for my parents’ landline) and first saw a car without power windows when I was in college, and yet I’ve always used the pinky-and-thumb gesture for “call me” and the circling-fist gesture for “roll down your window.” I’m 24, so my childhood was the late 90s and early 2000s, but I still use gestures that indicate technology either gone or on its way out when I began forming reliable memories

it also makes me wonder how people indicated time or hurrying before wristwatches. did they somehow pantomime a pocket watch? what gestures have we lost as technology marches on? and since video didn’t exist for most of human history, how might we learn what they were? like the contents of the third Georgian spice jar or the location of Punt, nobody would think to write any of it down

I just love history so much

[serotnin]

me: *suddenly has tears running down cheeks*

ppl: …….are u ok???

me: yeah this just kind of happens sometimes haha ha

[lurkdusoleil]

I am done with anti-medicine nuts who are like “God gave us all we need in nature” yup he sure did. wtf do you think scientists use to make their medicines? where do you think they got all those chemicals. they didn’t summon them from the void. we haven’t outsourced to alien planets. everything came from this earth. we just tweaked them into something more effective. taking a long walk in the woods and chewing on plants never made me feel less like dying but taking prozac sure fucking did.

[bitchycode]

roses are red, i’m going to bed

[felitomkinson]

#violets are blue #damn bitch me too

[sexy-svetlana94-deactivated2014]

The actual smell of rain comes from plants. When plants are in drought they produce oils in replacement for waters. When the time comes and it finally starts raining the plants get their needed water and they release these oils in the air and the smell of that oil is what we call smell of rain

[lesbian-moon-gf]

the scent is called petrichor

[vivanlosancestros-deactivated20]

This is my absolute favorite smell

[jamesbabeschananbarnes]

Tony: what's wrong with Wade?

Peter: he don't handle alcohol very well

Wade: I'm gonna steal the declaration of independance

[gollumstolemyprecious-deactivat]

The most disappointing thing about Spider-man Homecoming was that they didn’t include a shot of the entire outfit Tony buys for Peter after he tells him he has no other clothes, cause I mean: 

[milesmoralles-deactivated201710]

honestly? iron dad came through??

[not-a-space-alien]

proofreading my own writing like wow.  u sure do love those commas, buddy.  what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal.  all those run-ons, friend.  why don’t you tone it down, my guy

[66kys]

Mad how much things can change within a year.

[batfamcreys]

[gailsimone]

These pages have been going around a lot lately. It;s from a story I wrote for Wonder Woman’s 75th Anniversary Special, and I am reblogging to make sure that the artist/co-creator, Colleen Doran, gets proper credit for making Star-Blossom so adorable! :)

[tethmos-deactivated20180313]

This cured my depression

[doona-baes]

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[thekidtheylove-deactivated20180]

Teach ya sons it's okay to cry

[sappling]

me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her

[legionofcrows]

Shadowhunters & Text Messages 110/?