JamesxMccully

[rpbfr]

[nicquill]

Me after Alaska eliminated Tatianna. I’m seething bitch. 

[oddishtea]

when you show up to a party and see a guy you texted asking to choke you when you were horny at 2am and feeling freaky with no self control

[glosswave]

me at school:

me at home:

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

congressional fraud: the next generation

[crowbears-deactivated20240808]

Me

[betterthankanyebitch]

Jesus: i’m going to come back in 3 days

people: yeah okay Jesus

*three days later*

jesus:

[dyscodike]

[lisavanderpump]

[heroinchic-deactivated20131230]

[dopemermaid04]

I saw this on reddit lmao

[jamesisthecake-blog]

No fats, no femmebots

[thescruff-deactivated20170211]

when you and your friend were supposed to perform together but you get into a fight because they gave you some gross pink chicken to eat and you were mad at them for almost giving you salmonella but you miss them a lot

[starlightandtears]

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

[borntomezmer-deactivated2021011]

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

[starlightandtears]

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

[thisisnotacatblog]

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

[plainanddryjokes]

[theshitneyspears]

[officialnaomicampbell]

love the gay community

[-tateslangdon]

[sridevi]

[vinesnow]

[missingporcin]

[chainsawpunk]

[sweetconcha]

[penis-hilton]