Incorrect Hilda Quotes

[jetcat-14]

Hilda: I don't think I have killed anyone

Frida: There was that time ....

Hilda: I SAID I THINK

[jetcat-14]

Kaisa: WHO ATE MY LEFTOVERS..

Lauren: NO ONE *holding dish*

Kaisa: YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR HANDS..

Lauren: NOOOO

Kaisa: IT KAISA MY NAME ON IT.

Lauren: I just thought it said Lauren in French

[ensignfelix]

Johanna: "Hilda, What does WTAF mean?"

Hilda: "What do you mean mum?"

Johanna: "You texted me 'WTAF' earlier in a email."

David: "It means, What the actual f-"

Hilda: *Holds David's mouth shut and laughs nervously* "Um.... It means 'Woffs that are Fantastic' mum..."

Johanna: "Oh."

[jetcat-14]

Hilda: I take my Time when thinking out plans ....

Frida: Last week you said that and decided it was a great idea to hit a bee hive.

Hilda: And we got Honey ...

Frida: AND WE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL...

[blaithnne]

Johanna: I know what you're up to Hilda: Really? I don't

[jetcat-14]

(Hilda in Therapy)

Hilda: I watched my mum die .

Hilda: I thought my aunt Died

Hilda: I was turned into a troll and separated from my mum .

Hilda: I almost took my mum and friends Soul with Tidemice.

Hilda: I have almost died .

The Therapist: 😨 ummmmm

[jetcat-14]

Anders: So is like your Mum and the Librarian just a thing now ?

Hilda: Dad they have been a thing for the last 3 years .

[jetcat-14]

Hilda: Mum since you and Kaisa are dating does that make her my Dad ?

Johanna: Well......

Kaisa: OF COURSE IT DOES call me Papa Kaisa .

[blaithnne]

Kaisa: Astrid, I’m here to ask your permission to date your niece.

Astrid: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you’ve asked, no, you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

[jetcat-14]

Lauren: I wake up and ask myself . Why couldn't mom do better ?

Kaisa: HEY I HEARD THAT !!!!

[jetcat-14]

Kaisa: I keep Flirting with this women she asks for some of the most random books .

Hilda: Like what ????

Kaisa: Last week she asked for a book on what to do if your kid steals your soul .

Hilda:.....Does she have Brown hair?

Kaisa: Yeah....

Hilda: She wear a red sweater?

Kaisa:...... It's your mom isn't it ?

[jetcat-14]

Johanna: Can I have a Kiss ?

Kaisa: Sure .

Kaisa: *jumping up to Kiss her * Lean down Johanna ....

Johanna : *starts laughing*

[jetcat-14]

(Johanna Leaving Baby Hilda with Anders)

*phone goes off*

Johanna: Hello ??

Anders: SHE WONT STOP CRYING .

Johanna: Did you change her ?

Anders: YOU HAVE TO SWITCH OUT THE BABY????

Johanna: *sighs* I will be right there ....

[jetcat-14]

Lauren: I hate you yessss....BUT I HATE HIM MORE

*Shows Anders*

Kaisa: AWWWWW you do like me a little .

Lauren: NO I DONT.......I STILL THINK YOUR SHIT AND MOM NEEDS TO FIND SOMEONE BETTER.

[jetcat-14]

Kaisa: LAUREN DID YOU EAT THE STUFFING IN MY OREOS????

Lauren: ........ Wait me why would I do that ......It's not like I hate you or anything......

[jetcat-14]

Meiri: I want my dad .....

Woodman: I want your dad too ....

[jetcat-14]

Lauren: 5....10.....Kaisa Fuck off ....15.....

Kaisa: WOW .....I have counted in 5s a million times and I don't remember that number