[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mynowherenothing]

Need to start participating in my life

[490hertz]

i identify so much with this

[ankle-beez]

mario sunshine is coming to nso in august and i cant wait for a whole new generation of people to play it and realize that this game was designed by the actual devil

[chongoblog]

[uglythug22]

tumblr feels like a Caucasian high trust neighborhood where you can post fairly personal/doxable information and still get a positive reaction. twitter is sierra Leone and they’re actively trying to rape you

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[grox]

[grox]

So... Poignant. Declararive. It is a toy. He is allowed to have a toy. Looking back at the player. Not looking back at all. His eyeless gaze expressing everything, nothing. His toy

[uncomfortablecliche]

im okay with this

[sunb1eeder]

me and the mutuals after we all reincarnate on proxima b

[192929020202020]

[napalmdebt]

[bubbleteavangelist]

[gaytriarch]

Just got finished with robbing the Tesco Express

[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[kremlin]

the discussion concerning the bell and its tolling was already settled dude.

[dorfs]

THEE bro, it was for THEE

[bunnywand-z]

"the best laid plans" "i'm hatching a plan" so a plan is a type of egg ? 🥚

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

tried to season my fucking dinner but the only hot sauce you can buy is a giant red bottle with a big skull on it and of course when I poured a little out it was a big sinister drop that chuckled darkly so great I'm sure this is going to be awesome

[christianstepmoms]

till the room stinks

[christianstepmoms]

nobody wants to see me prosper

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

no way