Alex/Even(*currently dead on the inside*) @jamesmarriottistrilingual - Tumblr Blog

I forgot to do my introduction...

Even/Tord

Autistic asf

He/they

Other accounts here: lamsisagoodship, nootsarticles,imallexxmakes50kamonth

AO3: SootNE

Pinterest: NootBloop

Wattpad: EboysFanInnit

DevaiantArt: Nootbloop

INTERACT IF: DreamSMP fan,Eddsworld fans,Tomska fans and Commetary Crew fans

Biggest Kins: Even or any of his remakes (Skam) Butters (South Park) Tweek (South Park),Todd (Dead Poet's Society)

Most popular post is: What your favourite youtuber says about you

DNI if: Sexist,Racist,Transphobic, Ableist, don't respect pronouns, Tell people that they can't hyperfixate, If you fake mental illnesses for clout, If you actively look out for a way to annoy people, Basically if your a arsehole

MAJOR DNI: If you support/like Andrew Tate or any of those aphla males like that(except memeulous because he does it ironically)

Meanwhile Look at my carrd

https://wilburnoah.carrd.co/

and my pronouns

https://en.pronouns.page/@NootTheBloop

My Boundaries:

-Don't send nudes (im under 18. I will block you.)

-Don't send anoymous messages

-Don't joke about autism unless you yourself are austitc

-Don't ask for a face reveal

-Don't ask anything about age and stuff

-Don't be a prick

-DreamSMP stans,be respectiful. I'm not a DreamSMP stan completely

-DNI if you are going to hate

-Don't ship me with people (FOR PEOPLE FROM MY FRICKING SCHOOL. NO ME AND PERSON AREN'T DATING!(28/03-shit on it. we are now)

-No NSFW stuff.

CURRENT FOLLOWERS COUNT: 189

There's literally one hour left until I turn 18.

Thans childhood for messing me up

#18th birthday

queer-is-future-deactivated2025

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

owenhcrper

NOW YOU SEE ME (2013)

#flashing tw #flash warning #comfort film fr

civvic

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

civvic

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

anotherevencoolerdad

pick one you bald genderless idiot

anarchafemme

shencomix

#mecore

Jack Wilder is a swiftie

Daniel liked Jack for a couple of reasons:for example the way that Jack made quesadillas every Sunday lunchtime. He originally thought that it was stupid however he eventually came to lie about it. However there was one thing that he loathed about the younger man. HE LOVES TAYLOR SWIFT TO DEATH!

He realised that the younger horseman was a swiftie when he heard him singing to “New Romantics” in the Shower. Moreover,Jack had brought tickets to see Taylor Swift live(The Eras Tour or something stupid like that) during June time. Two tickets. Great. Henley must also be a swiftie-she could be surprisingly disappointing like that sometimes(similar to the time where she was too big to fit through that trapdoor-she should’ve been better). He knew that Merritt would be better than to be a swiftie.

One day,he walked through to the shared kitchen when he heard Jack talking to Merritt.

“So Merritt. Please go to the Eras Tours with me.”,Jack pleaded. “I need someone to go see Taylor with. Everyone else is busy.”

“Urmm.” he hears the hesitation in the older guy’s voice. “I think that I’m busy that day but as Danny. He’ll say yes.”

“DANNY!” Jack yelled. The younger man runs into the living room and halts in the middle of the room. “CAN YOU SEE TAYLOR SWIFT WITH ME?”

“Do you want to know my honest feelings about Taylor Swift?” Daniel said. He sees Jack’s face turn quickly into a sadden expression. “She sucks. She’s annoying. All her music seems the exact same. All she does is ruin the music industry. She’s basically everything that is wrong with music. Why do you feel the need to listen to her? It's because your mother never liked you growing up so you listened to Taylor Swift to cope with it. You pretend she’s good so you could say that your childhood was decent. Don’t lie Jack. We all know that your childhood was shitty. Why do you need to go to this shitty woman’s concert? You need to grow the fuck up Jack. You honestly need to.” He storms out of the living room not noticing Jack’s breath hitch up.

By the time he reaches his bedroom he shuts the door and just hopes to ignore everything Taylor Swift related for the rest of his life. However,Henley and Merritt had other plans.

Firstly the redhead lady barges into my bedroom and taps Daniel on the shoulder harshly. “WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A DICK ALL THE TIME DANIEL. BECAUSE OF YOU JACK IS BAWLING HIS EYES OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM.”,she yells at Daniel. “JUST QUIT BEING A PRAT FOR ONCE AND MAYBE ONE OF YOUR TEAMMATES WOULDN’T BE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK IN THE LIVING ROOM RIGHT NOW!”

“I just told him the truth!” Daniel replied in a harsh voice.

“Maybe get your ass in the living room now.” Henley said back dragging him out of the bedroom and into the living room where Jack was still struggling to take in a full breath and had a couple of scratches on his neck from where he tried to catch his breath again. From the look on Merritt’s face Daniel knew he fucked up.

“Look Jack I’m sorry but she still sucks.” Daniel replied with. Henley wacks Daniel with her hand and he winches a bit. Then Merritt fulls on slaps him around the cheek leaving a bit of a mark around his cheek. “Well I apologise for having an opinion. Maybe you all need to grow up.”

“Or maybe I have a better idea” Merritt said just as Daniel was turning around. “Jack. Daniel will go to the Eras Tour with you.” Henley nodded in response. Daniel’s face turned in anger.

That day Daniel got taught an important lesson.

DON’T INSULT TAYLOR!

#jack wilder #j.daniel atlas #merritt mckinney #henley reeves #now you see me #taylor swift