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Uh, hi! I should probably make this first post look professional? Haha, I don’t really know how this works..

Introduction:

Nice to meet you all! My name is Jameson Wilkes Andres, I live in New Jersey, and I have this supercomputer thing called a ‘SQUIP’.. Okay I actually have 3? But yeah, I’m going to use this blog to note down my experiences of having these things in my head, while being a personal journal for me to rant random thoughts to? Of course if Emma lets me... Oh! Speaking of:

My SQUIPS:

I’ll be letting them speak for themselves whenever you want to speak about how SQUIPs work, so uh, introduce yourselves, guys!

Greetings. I’m the first and best of this waste of space’s Three SQUIPs. I take the form of Emma Watson, I’ll be happy to entertain your idiotic answers if it means I can look away from this pathetic child.

Hi! Nice to meet you all, uh.. I take the form of Gregory Peck, you guys probably know him? But yeah, I’m going to answer your questions too, I guess?? I don’t know much though, so sorry if I can’t really answer any...

sup i take the form of stalin it’s really fucking weird ngl but hey you gotta take what you can get lol

That’s all the information you really need, haha! I uh, hope that you guys enjoy reading me deal with this and go through things like this! Fuck that sounded weied uh

Yeah..

jameson-andres

so the Cuphead show has made me gay

god fucking damn, the Devil’s VA he can step on me

jameson-andres

ok so i got zapped, please ignore this post thank you

so the Cuphead show has made me gay

god fucking damn, the Devil’s VA he can step on me

so, what’s the deal with airplane food

Fine. Then I’ll ask a ‘normal’ question. Your opinion on cheese?

Mozzarella or gtfo

...You’re kidding. They are SHOCKING YOU. Think! They are literally shocking you, and you think thats okay? I’m concerned for you buddy.

You honestly shouldn’t be! I’m doing great! They’re helping me! Emma’s telling me to just, not respond to your rambles, but it’d be too rude to do that. I ask you to just., go if you’re asking me these nonsensical questions, and budging yourself in my life choices.

Wait, why would you want an abusive computer in your head? Seems like that’s a way to make your life hell.

Wait, abusive?? Dude, you got it all wrong! They’re actually really nice! They only usually shock you when you do something wrong, like stuttering, or slouching or whatever. Honestly, I’m surprised they’re still with me after what I put them through. Honestly I should be grateful that they’re still around..

Yes. Abuse is such a harsh term to describe our actions-

YOUR ACTIONS-

-I don’t know we’re you getting this from, I’m just helping him not be a functioning member of society. I really recommend you fact check before impulsively making idiotic asks on the internet.

jameson-andres

hello! ok but what actually is a squip im kinda dumb

Oh hey! I’m really sorry to not answer your question as quickly as I should’ve.. Emma sort of banned me from social media for a few days to work on myself,, it was mostly just yelling,, but we’re all good now! It actually reminded me to answer your question, so let me teach the basics!

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SQUIP?

A SQUIP is a weird grey pill thing that you swallow! It contains a sentient AI sort of thing that helps you with an objective you set, whether it be getting someone to like you, or being cool, or in my case, helping me not be a useless pathetic waste of human flesh in society and for me to actually be likeable haha, but enough about me, uh..

APPEARANCE:

SQUIPs usually take the forms of celebrities or just influential people in general. Although, in rare occasions, they might take the role of an inanimate object. I heard this drama teacher from last year had a Hot Pocket as a SQUIP! Although I did hear it from not very reliable sources, so take that information with a grain of salt.

ABILITIES:

See, this is kind of the tricky thing, I haven’t really figured out the SQUIP’s abilities yet.. The things I know right now are:

-Ability to shock you for extended periods of time (30 minutes longest rough estimation)

-Ability to tell the future (not exactly future, but probabilities of certain futures??)

-Shapeshifting??? They have the ability to morph their vocals and physical shape to any person, so I guess??

-Ability to look through memories and thoughts in your head (never think of kinky things, they’ll shock you for that)

And that’s pretty much everything I know?? I’m trying to find out more, and I’m suprised I don’t, considering I’ve been with three. I’ll keep this blog updated on any new discoveries about SQUIPs. I’m also really sorry for not having any visuals for the explaination given? Emma’s ordering me to buy some new clothes at the mall. I don’t really want her to get mad unless I want what happened last month to happen again, so yeah! I might update this post with new things as I learn more about SQUIPs.

jameson-andres

Oh hey! Forgot to add something on here!

SYNCING: WHAT AND WHY?

When two SQUIPs, or well, one SQUIP seems it beneficial for their host/hosts, they usually sync up with the other SQUIP. There are two effects from what I’ve heard and experienced. I label them as “Chill Syncing” and “AAA Syncing”.

CHILL SYNCING:

Chill Syncing is when two SQUIPs agree to sync up, to try and benefit both parties. This gives not only the SQUIPs, but the hosts access to the other’s memories. It’s usually done to make a mutual connection between both parties. It’s really creepy ngl, I remember I got synced with my friend Emery, and it was so... disturbing??? Is that the right word? But oh, It’s not as bad as-

AAAAAAA SYNCING:

This one is literal possession. From what I understand, one SQUIP syncs up with an unwilling SQUIP, causing the one SQUIP who initiated the syncing to take full control of the other’s host. I remember that’s how last year’s play incedent happened from what I’ve heard. But again, unreliable sources. Came from this guy in Senior Year. Michael I think was his name?

But yeah, sorry for not adding this information in the original post. I’ll be sure to be more diligent next time! Promise!

You ever wonder like, why the hell is ice cream called ice cream?? I don’t see ice or cream anywhere????

hello! ok but what actually is a squip im kinda dumb

Oh hey! I’m really sorry to not answer your question as quickly as I should’ve.. Emma sort of banned me from social media for a few days to work on myself,, it was mostly just yelling,, but we’re all good now! It actually reminded me to answer your question, so let me teach the basics!

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SQUIP?

A SQUIP is a weird grey pill thing that you swallow! It contains a sentient AI sort of thing that helps you with an objective you set, whether it be getting someone to like you, or being cool, or in my case, helping me not be a useless pathetic waste of human flesh in society and for me to actually be likeable haha, but enough about me, uh..

APPEARANCE:

SQUIPs usually take the forms of celebrities or just influential people in general. Although, in rare occasions, they might take the role of an inanimate object. I heard this drama teacher from last year had a Hot Pocket as a SQUIP! Although I did hear it from not very reliable sources, so take that information with a grain of salt.

ABILITIES:

See, this is kind of the tricky thing, I haven’t really figured out the SQUIP’s abilities yet.. The things I know right now are:

-Ability to shock you for extended periods of time (30 minutes longest rough estimation)

-Ability to tell the future (not exactly future, but probabilities of certain futures??)

-Shapeshifting??? They have the ability to morph their vocals and physical shape to any person, so I guess??

-Ability to look through memories and thoughts in your head (never think of kinky things, they’ll shock you for that)

And that’s pretty much everything I know?? I’m trying to find out more, and I’m suprised I don’t, considering I’ve been with three. I’ll keep this blog updated on any new discoveries about SQUIPs. I’m also really sorry for not having any visuals for the explaination given? Emma’s ordering me to buy some new clothes at the mall. I don’t really want her to get mad unless I want what happened last month to happen again, so yeah! I might update this post with new things as I learn more about SQUIPs.

mayor-nicola

I’d like to live here.

jameson-andres

looks like such a cozy place to live in h,,

Do you wanna hang?

die

MY SQUIPS?

I mean, they’re all pretty interesting. I can try and describe them all if you want..

Emma’s the first one I took, haha.. She’s always so sassy and stuff, short temper too.. She’s kind of the lead, but problem is everyone’s a lead, and they all butt heads. Emma has a big ego always bossing people around.. including me...

uh

Greg’s the useless one? h that sounds so mean hhhh.. He’s usually there for moral support and witty banter, although he doesn’t really help at all, like, just “uh oh ook ook i’m there ig”.. he’s my least favorite..

and there’s uh

Stalin’s the walking tumblr meme, haha! he usually helps me calm down when I have my panic attacks or when i breakdown.. he’s also really funny! and really fun to bully, haha!! i mention the actual stalin a lot in front of him and he reacts so great!! im still laughing about it to this day,, also during my sleepover he said this funny thing wait let me remember what he said,,

“jESUS CHRIST JAMES YOU LITERALLY ARE IN A CLICHE HIGH SCHOOL MOVIE— a biG fuckin whoopsie happened the year before, traumatizing every kid involved,, then whoops!! here comes the new students,, ignorant as fuck as they make every mistake the year above them did, only setting them up for a shitty, low budget sequel! just choose who you’d be happier with, james! if this is a cliche high school movie, choose the option that’d end up in your favor! go with the popular kid and become an asshole, or stay with your friends and be at the bottom of the food chain!”

it’s fucking great man haha,,

anyway memes-

these are all unfunny but i tried h

EMMA:

GREG:

STALIN:

And finally, me:

#doodle #ask box #oc rp #sketches

monzterzack

THE CHICAGO POLICE HAVE ARRESTED JUSTIN COSBY AND ARE LYING ABOUT HIS LOCATION

one-time-i-dreamt

JUSTIN COSBY IS ONLY A TEENAGER PLEASE HELP SPREAD THIS I FEAR WHAT THEY’VE DONE TO HIM THIS NEEDS TO GO VIRAL AND PUBLIC PRESSURE NEEDS TO BE PUT ON THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE

one-time-i-dreamt

Don’t let them paint him in an unfavorable light, he is a student, a speaker, a mere teenager, he was protesting peacefully and they detained him violently