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Jameson Bennett, 17, the worse you're hurt the stronger you get

[casparkhalidi-blog]

jamesonbennett:

Sure.

[jamesonbennett-blog]

Can we get hot dogs too?

[casparkhalidi-blog]

Someone should come to the beach with me. I’ve got cute beach waves going on, it’s only fair.

[jamesonbennett-blog]

Can I come? I like the beach. I wanna go to the beach.

[ofmariia-blog-blog]

     No way. I’m not normally one for gossip, but tell me more. 

[jamesonbennett-blog]

But you just said you don’t gossip!

[katherine-l-deactivated20161228]

jamesonbennett:

I haven’t actually heard it before, but I figured it was the right answer. It’s a good one though.

[jamesonbennett-blog]

You think so? It’s a really good one. It’s my favourite.

[imwynter]

jamesonbennett:

Um.. I dunno. Tell me!

[jamesonbennett-blog]

A bee! Get it?

[themariaavailes]

jamesonbennett:

Uhh, I don’t know. You tell me?

[jamesonbennett-blog]

A bee! Get it? Cuz that’s the only letter left!

[katherine-l-deactivated20161228]

jamesonbennett:

A bee?

[jamesonbennett-blog]

Aw man, you knew that one.

[kennedy-holmes-blog]

jamesonbennett:

No. Shut up.

[jamesonbennett-blog]

C’moooon. It’s a funny joke.

[jamesonbennett-blog]

Hey. Hey, guys. I got a joke. What do you call a bear with no ears?

[logangagery-blog]

jamesonbennett:

No, Its really nice. She’ll even let you take ten minute naps every now and again.

[jamesonbennett-blog]

That doesn’t sound very nice. I like sleepin’.

[jfc-toby]

jamesonbennett:

No it’s not.

[jamesonbennett-blog]

Yeah it is, look. -he jumps off the deck and into the grass-

[jfc-toby]

Oh my god…I swear to fucking god the ground is lava.

[jamesonbennett-blog]

No it’s not, the ground is the ground.

[logangagery-blog]

Anybody want a free baby girl? She cries all night, gets constipated almost everyday and refuses her bottle half the time. First come first serve.

[jamesonbennett-blog]

That sounds kinda gross. No thank you.

[roscoeholmes]

jamesonbennett:

"No shit, Sherlock. Fuck, that hurts.”

[jamesonbennett-blog]

Do you need’a ice pack or somethin’?

[katherine-l-deactivated20161228]

jamesonbennett:

Of course not, silly. I’ll get you some nose spray.

[jamesonbennett-blog]

But if you can’t breathe then you die, right? So that’d mean I’m dying.

[imwynter]

jamesonbennett:

How about we get you some cold medicine so that doesn’t happen, yeah?

[jamesonbennett-blog]

Not that cough medicine stuff okay. That stuffs gross.

[imwynter]

jamesonbennett:

Hm..maybe.

[jamesonbennett-blog]

But I don’t wanna die!