Death is coming, pass me a hot dog

hey i’m jess and i wish i was drunk right now ✌🏽

[rottenvampbat]

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[ringmodulation-deactivated20250]

having a job is like They're trying to close you off from the cosmos

[steelycunt]

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

[coughloop]

Just watched a bug give up and die

[thinkingabout-girls]

let’s give it up for graphic depictions of violence three cheers for graphic depictions of violence

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[pokemonpostsonly]

[multiseb21]

valentine’s day truly is the perfect day to sit back and think wow thank god I’m not some guy’s wife

[libertineangel]

Google search "how do other people manage it"

[sandstone72]

They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

[perfectday1972]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[dismalspectre]

i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything

[roseworth]

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it