The Stag

James Potter, Prongs, Marauder, better than you. Anything you can do, I can do better. Well unless you're Lily Evans Potter. She may actually be better than me and she also loves me. No really, I'm not just saying that. She really does. I'm definteily the best Chaser and Quidditch Captain Hogwarts ever saw. Member of the Order of the Phoenix and Unregistered Animagi but don't tell.

[chinadollwiththepaintedsmile-de]

"Good boy." Her voice dripped with sarcasm, a soft laugh following as she carded a hand through her hair. "I’m pretty good, thank you. Be glad to get out of these blasted things though, bloody hell. How about you?"

[jamesthebestpotter]

James nodded with a smiled.  "Yeah same here. I'm not mad. I'm just doing what I usually do, you know. Getting in trouble, speaking before I think, basically just staying busy and all that.  I'm actually doing okay at staying out of trouble some days. I haven't even landed anyone in the Hospital Wing this week."

[marlenethelion-deactivated20161]

Shh shh…. no.

[jamesthebestpotter]

Right. Is someone a little drunk?

[dolly-kirke-blog1]

"No…of course not."

"…I stumbled, slightly.”

[jamesthebestpotter]

"Oh right, just slightly, of course." 

[chinadollwiththepaintedsmile-de]

"Nope, nope, that definitely wasn’t me." She laughed, blushing before pointing her finger at the male. "You saw nothing, Potter!"

[jamesthebestpotter]

He laughed with a sigh.  "Oh of course not. I definitely didn't see anything, not me."  He realized he hadn't talked to Mary in a few weeks, really. "How are you anyway?" 

[jamesthebestpotter]

"Did you seriously just trip over your own robes?" 

[siriusfavorsthebold-deactivated]

"Uh uh, it’s the fun police."

[jamesthebestpotter]

"But you're out after curfew and I'm bloody head boy. Fuck, I am the fun police."

[siriusfavorsthebold-deactivated]

"Dunno, mate. Looks like you’ve been packing on the pounds a bit. Mostly in the giant-head department, but I’ve heard that settling down also brings about the loss of abs– which is going to be hilarious to make fun of you for."

[jamesthebestpotter]

"I think you're jealous that I've settled down and you can't do it. Trust me, my body is in better shape than ever. Lily would definitely agree with that too."

[theratamongstlions]

You’re making the rest of us look bad… I’m basically turning into a blob.

[jamesthebestpotter]

I've always been the attractive one though.

[jamesthebestpotter]

//do you know if Dee's coming back?

ooc: Yeah she is.  She's just sorting out some real life stuff right now, but she still loves everyone here and this rp is her home and family.  Real life just occasionally gets demanding :) 

[siriusfavorsthebold-deactivated]

"It could be snowing and you would still use that excuse."

[jamesthebestpotter]

"Well yes, but I am quite attractive, and also not fat."

[theratamongstlions]

Now you’re just showing off.

[jamesthebestpotter]

But I do it so well.

[faintxfrownxlines]

"Says the one who’s fretting.     — …. yes.  I’ll be fine though.  Honest.”

[jamesthebestpotter]

"Would you tell me if you weren't?"

[jamesthebestpotter]

"It's far too warm out to wear a shirt today." 

[xfallenstar]

"Extremely hungry. And it never seems to sleep. I swear this kid is going to drive me mad. Already keeping me up all night and he or she isn’t even born yet."

[jamesthebestpotter]

"How much longer do you have anyway?"

[xfallenstar]

"Yeah, but I’m eating for two."

[jamesthebestpotter]

"How is the Littlest Weasley?"

[cagna-manipolativa-deactivated2]

"I thought that when you said you were trying to be less of an ass, you meant it." Emma growled the words, folding her arms over her chest with a wince. "Two of them have broken ribs, fortunately everyone else is simply bruised." She took a step closer, her eyes narrowing. "But I am telling you now, Potter; if any of my guys can’t play on Sunday, I will personally ram your broom so far up your arse, you’ll have a constant reminder of why you’re straight."

[jamesthebestpotter]

"I'm being nicer to you though, just not them." He'd really been trying to be nicer in general, but sometimes, he still even after all this time, couldn't resist another prank. He always really enjoyed them, but he didn't want them to end up in the Hospital Wing, well not really anyway.  Looking at her when she took a step closer, he smirked. "Got it. I do not wnat anything up my arse ever. That sounds fucking painful. You're really quite scary, you know."

[jamesthebestpotter]

[owl] Guess what I just locked down. Guess. Guess what. You'll never guess. Guess anyway. -S

[owl] um is this sexual? Because I don’t want to think about that. -James

[siriusfavorsthebold-deactivated]

And I mean this in the most sensitive and concerned way humanely possible: HA. Does this effectively put an end to the years of the ‘James Potter: Sex God’ bragging I’ve been subjected to? At least you got there, though. Or was it a total fucking bust? I feel like this ought to be one of the signs of the apocalypse. Maybe it was her fault? It was probably her fault. Birds are always trying to push that stuff off on the blokes. 

Challenge accepted. I feel like there’s some epic pun to be made here about cats and dogs but I can’t for the life of me put one together. I need coffee. Or a pick-me-up of the Irish variety. 

I knew it. I knew I was your favorite. I knew it all along. (Suffering from a temporary reading disorder where I only see what I want to, sorry for the inconvenience). I also saw the words ‘whiskey and cigarettes’ and so I’m awaiting them upon my arrival. -S

P.S. I’m being a git?! You’re being a git. What’s your new obsession with me fucking McKinnon? I’m going to write your mum and tell her that you’re peer pressuring me into illicit activities. Maybe I’m waiting until marriage. Maybe I’m dating someone else. Maybe I’m in love with my real estate agent. You don’t know my life.

P.P.S. YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME.

[jamesthebestpotter]

Fuck you. It was bad. She was mad at me for being an egomaniac. But seriously, it was mortifying. I can always get a girl there. I've been known to do it over and over again, but no.  I got there, of course and even worse, I got there too fast. It was quite the embarrassing incident. If you're laughing right now, I swear to fucking Merlin..

Like an Irish drink or an Irish Slag? Oooh maybe an Irish wench handing you an Irish drink. That would be really fucking amazing for you, but yeah tap that with Minnie. You know she wants it, a little Marauder action and I'm married so I can't exactly give her the action, and you know Wormtail and Moony can't handle that shit.

You're both my favorite and yes, Whiskey and cigarettes. I know that they're two of your favorite things, my dear Padfoot.

P.S.- A GIT YOU ARE!  HA waiting until marriage. Like you could wait that long. What' the longest you've gone anyway? 2 days? 3 days? We both know that it would never happen.

P.P.S. -- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, BALDY. YOU BEHAVE OR I WILL NEVER THROW PADFOOT ANOTHER STICK.