i was tagged by @atikiosity to tell you guys three things you probably don’t know about me:
> When I feel like having my cage cleaned i start throwing my poop out of my cage by taking it into my mouth and spitting it through the bars
> I have huge testicles. I’ve meant to avoid this subject forever, but I really feel like getting it off my chest. Honestly, they’re huge. I mean, that|s normal for a hamster, but when my mummy saw them for the first time, she initially wanted to take me to the vet’s so >.<
> When I’m annoyed, I sneeze
I tag @samaebon @cameron-is-trying and @awoothebeasty
This… This honestly is the best thing I have ever read. In response I am answering this as my rat. -I climb into people’s shirts for one main goal, to wreck havoc and bite human nip nops. -I really hate raisens. Before dad found out how bad raisins are i would hord every one of them but never eat them and it made a big mess. - I store all my bedding into my home so when dad lifts the purple castle during cleaning time it is literally an explosion and it all falls and avalanches over the cage. He has no idea how I made room for myself in my castle. @redcockatrice @noodle-boops @ratshavefeelingstoo ((I put in random words to choose two random pet blogs, and my friend.))
this is amazing. finally we rodents found the strengh to speak up about our issues. Maybe @ratbliss @hardhedgehoglife @queenofcritters or @strongbrew-hamstery want to join us?
okay, i love this. let me answer as my dwarf hammie. -i use my plastic wheel as my toilet, i also run in it, but it’s the only place i pee. -i love cottage cheese, i LOVE cottage cheese, i will dance and beg and climb into the spoon to eat it. -i love toilet paper, i shred it into bits and stuff my log with it, i fill it till there’s hardly room for me.
any rodent owners out there want to participate?
This is amazing, answering as my mischeif of five :) - When mommy let’s us out every day for “out time” we love to go around and pee on her things; her pillow, blankets, phone, and especially on her hand! She doesn’t seem to like that very much, but we’re just showing her how much we love her and are accepting her into our tribe. - we love our treats so much that at the smallest sound of a container of treats shaking we go nuts and surround the door of our cage and guilt trip mommy into giving us a treat. We especially love to do this when grandma comes and visits us cause she gives us way more treats than mommy! Mommy blames grandma for our fatness.
I love it! Heres my go, -mom lets us out for free roam of her each day, or every other when she has school and work all day. Thats okay, my brother and i have fun together -sometimes my moms worry about chunk and I (Ralph), we tend to get into scuffles becsusse of stupid things like… hes climbing where i want to, i wanted that exact piece of food in his mouth, chunk jumped on me so kicked him and bitch slapped him, chunk is fat and is taking all the space, he sneezed in my direction, i want water but you’re drinking, im bored so lets fight -mommy likes showing us off to her friends and family, my grandmother loves gicinf me coconut oil and finds it funny when i bite her nails -no matter how many times pee on her bed, laptop, phone or homework, she will always love us -she says were therapeutic to her and that we help tremendously -our other mom is at college but we like it when she visits