Life and Times of James Withazee

I throw all the ridiculousness I find on my dash here lol. For something a bit less hectic, visit my more personal spot at jameswithabee.tumblr.com

[galadrielles]

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

[pleatedjeans]

via

[fuchsimeon-deactivated20180714]

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

[closet-cult]

OHM Y GOD

[m1ssred]

[com-humor]

[reallyabitch]

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

[tremolo-delay-deactivated201712]

or around my dick

[reallyabitch]

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

[beetlewick]

[chipsprites]

#012: Butterfree ۞ ~

[jjswag21]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

jjswag21:

Congratulations, you broke physics.

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[jameswithazee-blog]

Me during finals week: "It's beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS."

[hohoehoes]

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

[certan]

[khemicalvex]

fuck y’all.

[funny-gifs-videos]

[blkdzn]

this just gave me life

[cw9am]

oh yes

[blvck-zoid]

lmao

[danfreakindavis-deactivated2019]

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

[simonamstellshair]

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

[cornchipz-revival]

oh my god you can

[hangthecode]

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl. 

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[theoneguyoverthere]

Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

[pastelmorgue]

BABE

[cinnamairon-deactivated20151102]

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

[cryforce]

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

[jenniferstolzer]

Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was… 

[erikasgloom-deactivated20180607]

There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.

[doyoureallylovethelamp]

"Occasional visits from squid man"

[hangthecode]

Best comment.

[onemoredaytoanewbeginning]

The year is 2137. You open your tumblr profile, again after many years. You click on the message box. 1 message. You click on it.

‘Yes, same here! :)’

And you don’t know what it was referring to beacause you don’t have a fucking sent messages box.

[vashthestampedee]

This went from very sad to very very relatable

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[ceauty-blog]

This is a bathroom where people can’t see you but you can see them so if they were to look in the mirror it would seem as if they were looking right at you but they really can’t see a thing. You would feel completely exposed to the neighborhood as if you were in a box of clear glass.

[vua-deactivated20160828]

I would jack off lookin at everyone. such power

[shyracoon]

I would sit inside and shout compliments to the people looking at themselves

[angeleyez1-deactivated20220728]

Two kinds of people.

[xerca-trova]

[new-guyonthe-block-deactivated2]

i would rather hear the ringing

[balthazarswings-deactivated2014]

[disruptedoriginal]

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

[magic-murder-bag]

Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression