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Main Course ;)

*WARNING: This was a complete slip of tongue and intended as a joke and I'm only posting this because Rida told me to, I'm bored, and ngl it's pretty iconic so-*

Rida and I: *discussing the menu at Dua's Gaoon Hut*

Me: So we'll have the Saboor Ahmed Special Nihari..

Rida: And don't forget the Saboori ki Sabzi, along with Saboori ke Parathe!

Me: Mhm! So what's the main course? Gigio of cou-

Me:

Rida:

Me:

Rida:

Rida: I- *dies*

IT WAS A JOKE I SWEAR-

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Baneen x Milo

That's it. That's the post.

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Kuch kuch hota hai

Guys we can compare drigip to Rahul and Anjali. I mean rahul and anjali was kinda toxic, but rida and gigio are perfect-o. So they're both best friends, whenever anybody tries to ship them they say theyre just friends. But one day, anjali and rida have an epiphany that they like gigio and rahul! They internally like them back, but gigios an introvert and rahul is a douchebag so.

Oh and everyone is crushing on yusha, but he likes gigio. But fret not guys, even if gigio and rida dont end up together, their respective annoying 8 year old kids (if they have any, considering they get over each other enough to get married to someone else) will play matchmaker and make them come together.

To drigip reading this cringing, kuch kuch hota hai guys. Tum nahi samjhoge.

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Drigip currently.

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New shipnames!

Okay guys, I have finalized it to a few shipnames (with their real names ofc) so now I'll be using one of these. Ofc drigip is also a superior shipname we just need smth with their real names so it doesnt look like we're shipping gigip with a drip.

The shipnames are:

-srida

-sarida

-riboor

-ridoor

-sabida

What do you guys think???

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Shipnames cleared

So y'all I thought I'd just clear up the shipnames, and get rid of all the confusion:

Gigip and Draino = Gino/Drigip

Saboor and Yusha = Sasha

Saboor and Mahlaqa: Sahlaqa

Saboor and Elric (milo's surname: Sabric

Anddd I think we need an authentic one for Rida and Saboor, NOT based on their nicknames. So until I come up with a shipname for their real names! Also for the record, we don't ship gigio and milo, but the shipname is fun so I put it on here. And I also despise sahlaqa, and lbr the only person who ships sahlaqa is mahlaqa herself.

But cheers to sasha and drigip!

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Platonic Friends Part 2

Rida: *Goes on a lon rant bout normalizing guys and girls being platonic friends with no feelings, because thats too cliche and ugh she would never*

Also Rida: *Crushes on her only guy platonic friend*

(And here's to hoping he crushes back ;)

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Platonic Friends

Me: *shows rida a post about normalizing boys and girls being platonic friends*

Rida: OMG YES BRO!!! LIKE THE WORLD NEEDS TO START NORMALIZING THIS, IM GONNA SEND THIS TO MY ENTIRE FAMILY UGH WHY CANT BOYS AND GIRLS JUST BE FRIENDS WITH NO STRINGS OR FEELINGS ATTACHED THATS SO BOLLYWOOD UGH

Me: *points out how she's crushing on her only guy friend*

Rida:

Rida: Irrelevant.

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Story of a limp and a simp

Rida: *drooling over a half injured gigio in a bandaid, imagining it to be a bandana.*

Gigio: *limping, half dead*

Me: *comes up with the joke of the century*

Me: Gigio was limping, Rida was simping <3

UwU

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Jhonny Jhonny

Me: Jhonny Jhonny

Rida: Yes fucker

Me: Crushing on gigio?

Rida: No fucker

Me: Telling a lie?

Rida: No fucker

Me: Swear on jungkooks tattoos?

Rida:

Rida: Fuck fuck fuck

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SASHA IS HITCHED

So everybody, we have married gigio and yusha. It was a beautiful wedding, and both of are very happy with the outcome.

Heres to hoping they have a good life! Cheers!!!

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GUYS UPDATE ON SASHA

THEY SAID THEYD BE HAPPY TO DATE EACH OTHER

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*UPDATE*

Rida and I: *sending gigio the worst pics of yusha*

Gigio: I mean. He ain't all bad.

Rida: Excuse me?

Gigio: He doesn't look too bad, what are you talking about?

Rida and I: *shipping intensifies"

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"Hey Saboor, it's me."

Yusha: *gives gigio a casual death threat with an iconic greeting*

Me and Rida: oOoOhHh hE LiKeS GiGiO oOoOhHh sHiP sHip ShIP

Gigio: But he wants to kill me I-

Rida: nO hE DoEsNt yoU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE YOU HEARTLESS PIECE OF SHIT

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Pillowsss

Me and Rida: *discussing names for pillows*

Me: Hmm I wonder what mahlaqa would name her pillow...

Rida: She would name it gigio.

Me: I- And when asked if she has a comfort pillow, she'll say "oh yeah, I sleep with gigio."

Rida and Me: *dying*

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Things that scream pt 2

Me: *tells Rida wolfstar joke* 

Rida: AHAHAHAHA Listen to dis listen to dis

Me:

Rida: Things that scream Rida: Gigio!

Me: 

Rida: What

Rida: *gets the joke*

Me:

Rida: I mean- *works either way*

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Things that scream

Me: *tells Rida a wolfstar joke* Rida: Ahahaha listen to dis listen to dis Rida: Things that scream gigio: Rida Sakib! Me: Rida: What Me: Rida: *gets the joke* Rida: I mean- Me: