💘concierge of crime💘🕵️‍♂️

in fucking love w james spader / anything he does ❤️‍🔥Robert California ❤️‍🔥 Raymond Reddington ❤️‍🔥 🦩✨Alan Shore owns my🐱✨🦩 🍃fanfiction enthusiast /writer🍃 | 27 |

[jamesyspader]

Happy Birthday Mr. James Spader.. owner of my mind body and soul I am so fucking happy this man was born tbh. Here have some of my favorite sexy pictures of him😍🥳💞💕💖💕

[lustfulbaronet]

i've been thinking about this one a lot, lately. 😭🫵

[ivxnberk-deactivated20150718]

*favorite character comes on screen* *traces a heart around them with my cursor*

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

finding that one fandom friend that GETS you and your blorbos the way no one else does is a privilege and it will literally change your life

[jamesyspader]

@allmyandroids @anguawolf

[cameleonvermillon]

sometimes your favorite fanfic isn't a fanfic at all but the insane DM's between you and your equally freaky mutual

[ghirahimbo]

"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.

[allmyandroids]

The sunset at the summer house went bi-flag coloured after we had sea fog 🩷💜💙

[allmyandroids]

[jamesyspader]

Literally the way this man’s fucking HANDS. affects my body is actually sending me

[scribeherself]

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

[jamesyspader]

WE MISSED YOU A LOT!!!!!!!!

So happy you are finally back and I hope you are doing well! ❤️

I missed you all more !!! Doing better now than I was that’s for sure 💖

[moonwalker09r1p]

[majikuriboh]

Damon going on a self destructive journey to sleep/ kill every woman he sees so he can try to forget that he loves Elena but he knows it won't work he just needs a distraction

[jamesyspader]

*dramatic drumroll please*

To all three of you who care.. IM BACK!! I was off the grid for a while dealing with some very personal stuff but I have been writing quite a bit in my time away and have lots of new sexy stories to post 🤤💗💗💗

I MISSED TUMBLR SM

[antlerpains]

“who’s the new James Spader of our generation?!?!” no one has or will ever match whatever psychosexual shit that man was smoking back then

[allmyandroids]

that new photo of Jimmy makes me *realy* horny and insane at the moment 🥴🩷

[jamesyspader]

Needing my sexy slutty lawyer in my life again tbh have some cute ass screenshots of him 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[soapsmoviesfootballfan]