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Jamie Anderson 18 || junior || mckinley aspiring rock star god but currently failing highschool always skipping class but always around catch me under the bleachers sucking some dick single & ready to mingle --- or at least fool around i'm not picky blind as a bat and haven't shaved in years and killing it, cocky af fuck off or fuck me proud slut || gay-ish || punk af

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stacie-evans:

Ew, gross. Don’t condescend to me, James. Why are you even on my socials, anyway?

Thank you. Don’t test me, Susan. I don’t know? So I can bother you in real life and virtually ?? Maybe you added me cause actually you love me deep down. 

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we’re not lovers; we’re just strangers || dallie

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dallaspucks:

WHO: @dallaspucks and jamie anderson  WHEN: monday evening  WHERE: dallas’ place TRIGGER: n/a atm 

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At the sight of Dallas, Jamie light up, a wide smirk spreading across his face. He didn’t hesitate from pushing his way inside, already defensive and pissed off, “Thanks for the fucking gratitude. You told me to, that’s the fuck why. I take orders well.” His demeanor changed quickly as he flirted, very obviously checking her out. 

Once his arms were free of what he was carrying, his hands were immediately all over Dallas. He wrapped his arms around her waist from behind and pushed himself against her back. “I usually just take 100 percent vodka, but sure I’ll take a fancy mixed drink.” He chuckled, not hiding his judgement, his voice coming from above her ear, his breathe close enough to feel. He dipped lower and pressed a kiss against her neck, thankful for the convenient ponytail. “Now where’s that gratitude?” 

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we’re not lovers; we’re just strangers || dallie

WHO: @dallaspucks and jamie anderson  WHEN: monday evening  WHERE: dallas’ place TRIGGER: n/a atm 

Jamie hated Dallas. Or at least, that’s what he attempted to convince himself of as he grabbed the bag of take out food he had just picked up for the both of them -- well, mostly for Dallas -- and the bottle of vodka from his secret stash. Closing the car door, he stopped to temporary bend over and check himself out in the side mirror, fixing his hair and giving himself a wink. He didn’t care much to impress the other, but he did care about getting what he came for, especially after going to all this trouble -- for someone he hates. 

Stepping up to the Puckerman’s front door, he knocked, quite loudly. As a couple seconds passed and no one answered, the impatient asshole he is knocked again, banging his fist on the door this time. “Open up, Dallas. Your booty call has arrived!” He announced, quite loudly. 

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dallaspucks:

Hick?How creatvie boo. Yes because i just said i was going to go around touching people no thanks. Do you even know what assult is? As in you can hit someome aka kick their ass. Don’t mention my tits thanks, not my fault you have a trash music taste.

Fuck you right back buddy. Basically i don’t think your cable off getting me there more than twice if at all,just sayin.

I just call it as I see it, educate your entitled ignorant ass and I’ll get more creative with my insults, I just have to make sure you understand them first. Wow I forgot every single word only has one definition attached to it. Thanks for the English lesson but there’s a reason why I don’t go to class, don’t need the third degree from you too. Why not? Your tits are the only good thing about you. Not my fault I’m outgrew my scene kid phase in middle school like every other normal person. 

Go ahead. Is that a challenge? I’ve never been so excited to prove you wrong.

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maxfabray:

Jigsaw you? So you’d be cool with me putting a mask on your face that can rip your jaw right off while having to dig around in other entrapment’s that could cut your hands off? Kinky.

What the fuck kind of porn are you into? But christ, if it gets you off I’ll try anything. Power play me all you want, sir, I’ll sub for you wearing whatever kind of torture costume you want -- if it’s all for pretend, let’s just leave my jaw alone. How am I supposed to suck your dick if you deform my money maker. 

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stacie-evans:

if i didn’t see you cheering me on at tonight’s home game, you’re dead to me - just kidding, i probably/maybe still like you. anyway, we kicked serious booty and now i’m pretty much unable to sleep from all of the adrenaline. who wants to talk to me while i’m still wired? 

Aw, hon, that’s adorable that you think I have nothing better to do than go to your stupid little sport games. Isn’t it past your bedtime, little one? Or do you need someone to tuck you in? 

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maxfabray:

Finally sat and watched Jigsaw. Highly disappointed it wasn’t as bloody and gory as the others. No one cares about the storyline. We watch for the horror.

Wow, edgy. But hey, if that’s your foreplay then I’m feeling advantageous to learn what kind of porn you’d play in the background of fucking. Invite me over and jigsaw me. 

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warblerxblaineanders:

Anyone feeling up for a lovely Blaine Anderson slumber party? More details as planning is underway. 

Always. But yeah, no it’s gonna be a hard pass. I don’t want to share you with a bunch of annoying, sleep deprived kids. I only ever want people to sleep over when it’s a booty call -- and I usually still fucking kick them out once I’m finished. Have fun, B, enjoy all the mindless gossip and nonstop chatter while you guys act like twelve year olds. 

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dallaspucks:

You know what? i’ll complain all the fuck i want because this is America and i can.As well as being hott so people will listen. Someone looked at you? wow future murder over here. I mean i want to assault people but i don’t so i don’t break my nagging mother’s heart . MCR IS AWFUL GET OUT OF HERE.NO GREENDAY EITHER. i’m talkin broken cyde,msi ,mayday parade,a day to remember and pierce the veil.

Wow you’re super gross be over in ten with fast food. By coming over you are agreeing to make me cum at least twice and punching is a given.

Wow. Look at the town hick reciting your amendments since that and your ABC’s is all you know. It’s okay, sweetie, you’ll learn an actual comeback eventually. Please, everyone’s eyes are always all on me. Can’t have a body as sexy as I do without people looking. Wait, what the fuck? What kind of assault you talking about? Because I will seriously break your face if you’re intending or even joking about sexually assaulting anyone. Calm your tits, ya scene kid. I can proudly say I don’t know a single one of those bands. I like to enjoy real music not screaming. 

Fuck you ??? Fine. But it’s going to be greasy and cheap. Just twice? C’mon, get creative, babe. Mm, don’t go easy on me, my safe word is “keep going”.

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damnitrayne:

Your arrogance is conflicting me. But show me exactly what you’ve got planned babe, I’ll try anything at least once.

Don’t worry, my dick will convince you. I guarantee you what I’m planning will leave you wanting more than just a one night stand. 

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fcksmythe:

Fuck, you’re a dirty boy. I’m in if you’re in. Whatever gets you off, am I right?

Jesus. Sign me the fuck up.

You have no idea, but I’d like to show you just how dirty I can be. A lot gets me off. And if that’s all it takes for these pet names then we’re gonna have a lot more mindless fun. 

I know, I’m pretty amazing. 

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broevans:

Shut up. Stop making fun of me! And yeah, maybe I do love it, compliments make me feel nice… 

No, just frustrating. I’m not easily corrupt-able. Hey! Keep your voice down! What is someone overhears you? 

Make me. I’m not making fun of you, I’m making fun of how fragile toxic masculinity is. Aw, no, hon, they make you feel turned on, since I’m usually complimenting your blow job lips and firm ass. 

Maybe you’re so frustrated because of all that pent up sexual energy? Sure, whatever lies you want to believe. Chill, babe, I’m not an idiot. But I’m also not going to let you forget. 

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dallaspucks:

You know what mondays remind me of? How much i hattttte everyone.I basically sat there all day wanting to punch everyone in the face.Someone come me drunk and listen to 2008 emo music.Please note if you do this i will not punch you in the face.

Boo fucking hoo. Stop complaining and actually punch them. I only managed till noon till I was ‘escorted off the premises’ for causing a fist fight. This asshole in the hallway wouldn’t stop blinking it was annoying. 

I’m only coming if there’s promise of getting this dick wet. I ain’t gonna waste this vodka on MCR and you. Go ahead, punch me in the face, it’ll just be foreplay for me. 

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damnitrayne:

Fat? Of course not. I just don’t normally like men. Their mostly annoying and selfish. Mmm…do I have to choose one or the other? That doesn’t seem fair. I want your A-game.

So true. As a man I can proudly admit to being mostly annoying and selfish -- and horny. Honey, I’m always on my A-game. But if you’re that eager for yours truly, I’ll be sure to take my time. Maybe I’ll even bring some of my toys over so we can do both at once. Tell me how much you’d enjoy that. 

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fcksmythe:

Oh I’m quite aware, babe. Please, if you cared about me tonight would not be happening. Been down that road before and frankly it’s the worst. No strings attached to this dick. 

You may just be my new favorite plaything. Sure you can handle all that responsibility?

Glad we’re on the same page, makes this mindless fun even more fun. Poor baby. No figurative strings, but hopefully literal ones? I’d love to tie a cock ring around that huge dick of yours before you fuck me senseless. 

I tend to be. Doesn’t matter what I can handle, it matters what you want me to handle. I’m here to please you. 

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broevans:

…Whatever. That’s…. actually pretty cool… 

The stars are wrong, they don’t know how frustrating you are. Play how…like with a video game or…. ew! Yeah, right. 

You know you love it. Hold it, did I just make the very strict and very straight Sam Evans smile. Didn’t you know? Smiling is gay. 

Sexually frustrating. Look at that, I’ve already corrupted your mind. Yeah, actually I am right, you’ve already showed me how much you love it. 

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broevans:

Yeah, unfortunately I know. You compliment me too much, bro. Wow, you’re right, just surprised you’d say that with pride.. 

Shut up. That’s…. no. There is no we. Oooh, no. I’m not falling for that again. Here I’m thinking you have a cool game or something to show me, but you just want to…. you know. Noooo, you’re not fooling me again. 

You deserve it, bro. Aw, hun, I’m not ashamed of any part of who I am. 

What about the stars? It may not be a game but we can definitely play with each other. I don’t need to fool you, I know you want me to.