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@jamiebigbuttedtartt
I saw the First picture and immediately their gifs popped into my head and had to share with my fellow royjamie shippers!
Adding an After thought: I love that looking at the bench too, ALL the other boys are manspreading around Jamie, and then our sweet Bottom Boy is sitting like the Good Bottom he truly is!
HAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHED YET?! IM SO CONFUSED BY THE GRACIAS JAMIE TARTT!!! HEEEELLLLPPPP!!
@toxicroyjamie I had to tag you in this video cause is it not #teambikejamie!!!!
It wouldnt let me attach it to a message but it felt vital that you see it!!
JAMIE NATION
WE ARE BACK PHIL WAS SEEN ON SET EITH BLEACH BLOND HAIR
(Plus Roy’s Range Rover in the background)
What plays in my head every time I see Bleach Blonde Jamie!
So this ad keeps showed up on my tiKtok, and because I stopped to watch it once, it has continued to show up and haunt me, one of those annoying Reel stories or my dramas where each episode is only like 30 seconds and you have to pay for the app or whatever and the first time I saw it it gave me SUCH RoyJamieAU vibes and I DESPERATELY need one of you AMAZING fanfic creators to turn it into a story!!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Sb3YUh/
ReBlogging my own Post in case there is anyone interested in taking this on and tackling a RoyJamie AU? I've been seeing more activity on my other posts so I thought I would try and toss this one back out there!
The call connects and there’s Roy, seemingly back at his own house, seated on a grey couch and wearing a scowl dark enough to match his t-shirt and jacket.
Trent smiles, though carefully not too wide. “Hello Roy. Thank you for agreeing to this.”
Roy grunts. “Better you than any of the other wankers,” he mutters.
Trent makes an effort to hide his grin. Visibly gloating about having the sort of access to Roy Kent that other journalists – independent or disgraced or otherwise – can only dream of isn’t likely to get him the exclusive comments that he needs from Richmond’s head coach on today’s kerfuffle.
“So,” he offers smoothly, “what do you—“
He’s cut off by the loud bang of a door slamming shut on the other end and a startled fuck from Roy and then there’s Jamie Tartt’s head coming into view as it flops down on Roy’s lap. He must have thrown himself down onto the couch.
“It’s all such fucking bullshit, man,” Jamie pronounces dramatically as he – Trent’s eyebrows rise another inch – grabs Roy’s arm and pulls it over his chest, claiming half a cuddle. “Did you know—“
“I’m in the middle of an interview, you twat,” Roy barks, but he does not, Trent notes with increasing interest and incredulity, remove his arm.
“Since when do— ?” Lifting his head from Roy’s lap, Jamie blinks at the screen. “Oh! Uh. Hi, Trent! How you doin’, you good?” His grin is wide, easy, with no hint of embarrassment, and Trent finds himself smiling back. Jamie has always been charismatic, but the last few years have seen his swagger turn into a good-natured charm that’s surprisingly hard to resist.
“I’m fine, thank you, Jamie. And regarding the news this afternoon, how do you—“
“No,” Roy immediately says, shifting to push Jamie off his lap in spite of the younger man’s indignant protests. “He has no fucking comment. He’s not part of this conversation. He’s not even fucking here.”
“The fuck are you on about, mate, he can see I’m— “
“Go to the kitchen,” Roy interrupts. “Get me a whisky. If I have to listen to you complain about wankers on Twitter or split fingernails or whatever, I need a fucking drink.”
“You’re an arsehole,” Jamie tells him from out of the picture, but he doesn’t sound particularly upset. “I haven’t even got any split fingernails.” And then he must be off because he doesn’t say anything else and Roy turns back to Trent, glaring like he’s daring Trent to say it.
Trent, with equal parts cunning and self-preservation, says nothing at all. Waits.
Eventually, Roy’s shoulders drop a millimeter. He lets out a huff. “Jamie’s fucking needy, all right? He needs fucking hugs and shit and he turns into a moody bitch prima donna if he doesn’t get them, so.” He presses his lips together, having apparently said all he intends to say on the subject.
Trent had noticed Jamie’s fondness for hanging off anyone's and everyone’s shoulder during his season with the team. He hadn’t known and would never have imagined, though, that Roy would ever be willing to indulge the tendency, especially not to this degree. And that rather begs the question...
“Roy,” he says carefully. “You know that, if the two of you are—“
“We’re not.” And Roy closes his eyes, shakes his head. Opens them, looking resigned, but looking a little bit wry too. “Be less fucking weird if we were, wouldn’t it? But we’re not. It’s just… “ He pauses. Shakes his head again. “It’s Jamie. Just… fucking Jamie.”
“Except you are not,” Trent says, just to be clear, just because being a bit of an asshole is a habit, and fun.
“Except I’m not,” Roy growls, and looks like he’s about to add something more – something scatching and imaginatively insulting, Trent assumes – but then he lifts his head, turning towards someone offscreen. “What— ? Yeah, we’re fucking done. Bye, Crimm,” he adds, and then the screen goes dark as Roy abruptly ends the call.
“Bye, Roy,” Trent tells the silence. “I’ll just text you the questions, shall I? You can get back to me when you’re done giving Jamie Tartt a cuddle.”
Reblogging so I never ever lose this masterpiece again!
So this ad keeps showed up on my tiKtok, and because I stopped to watch it once, it has continued to show up and haunt me, one of those annoying Reel stories or my dramas where each episode is only like 30 seconds and you have to pay for the app or whatever and the first time I saw it it gave me SUCH RoyJamieAU vibes and I DESPERATELY need one of you AMAZING fanfic creators to turn it into a story!!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Sb3YUh/
So I'm sure I'm super slow to this, but I just found Phil Dunster on Spotify and he literally has a playlist called "Tartty" and I was wondering if anyone knows if ever talked about it, like are these the songs that helped him get into his Tartt Headspace or the songs he thinks Jamie would listen to?
Phil Dunster learned new phrase for his large butt in "Surface"
In his role as a British aristocrat in "Surface" season two, Phil Dunster discovered that having a large backside is no impediment to looking good in a sharp Savile Row suit. (Feb. 18)
(Watch the longer clip with more on Phil's "big bum" and putting it in suits here from AP.)
This is everything. Behold his powerful seat:
I mean, given my name it would be a crime for me to not Reblog this glorious post!
girl face app jamie looks like she belongs in yellowjackets
SO true. She gets eaten first 🥰🥰
Eaten OUT first 🤣😂 sorry... Too much?? #sorrynotsorry
Both. And both by Roy ❤️
And when Jamie is Roy's good girl, she may even get to be AFC Richmond Female teams team bike Jamie!
girl face app jamie looks like she belongs in yellowjackets
SO true. She gets eaten first 🥰🥰
Eaten OUT first 🤣😂 sorry... Too much?? #sorrynotsorry
Searching for a Ficlet
I'm trying to find a fic I read of Roy x Jamie platonic and Roy is doing a video interview with Trent, and Jamie comes in and just flops on his lap dramatically, whines a bit and then gets up and Roy like doesn't react at all cause he's so used to it.
I thought I "liked" it and now I can't find it and I'm so sad! Does anyone know what I'm talking about?!
Re-blogging cause I am desperately still searching for this! Does anyone know any idea of who wrote it or what I am even talking about?!
Searching for a Ficlet
I'm trying to find a fic I read of Roy x Jamie platonic and Roy is doing a video interview with Trent, and Jamie comes in and just flops on his lap dramatically, whines a bit and then gets up and Roy like doesn't react at all cause he's so used to it.
I thought I "liked" it and now I can't find it and I'm so sad! Does anyone know what I'm talking about?!
by clicking the source link you will find #46 gifs of phil dunster as mike stevens in the devil’s hour (ep6), bringing the total to #313. all of this gifs were made by me, so please don’t claim them as your own or repost them. feel free to give this post a link/reblog if you found this helpful!! trigger warning: partial nudity, drinking, food
@padmeamiidalas I can't find the source link? But these look amazing!!!
reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare. The shadow in the background of the morgue. The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley, we can live like Jack and Sally if we want. Where you can always find me. And we'll have Halloween on Christmas and in the night we'll wish this never ends. We'll wish this never ends.
this is a safe space for toxic relationships and unhealthy romance and unhealthy power balances and of course who could forget stockholm syndrome
Here me out, Team Bike Jamie getting put in a male chastity belt and being told that the only way he can cum is if he can do it by being fucked in the ass. All the guys take their turns and he gets close but doesn't O so it's a lot of whining, begging, desperate to cum Jamie and then Roy finally takes his turn and Jamie cums almost as soon as Roy is in him cause his body is so trained to respond to Roy's cock inside his ass.
OBSESSED!!!!!! 💖💖 Love the idea that like. The chastity cage makes it so Jamie can't jerk himself off at all, and Roy has him so trained up that he needs Roy specifically inside of him to get off, so literally the only time he can get off is when Roy decides he wants him to <3 full orgasm control
I think it would keep Roy & Jamie's relationship sacred in the context of free use center cog Jamie, too. Like Roy is on a different level than everyone else, because he's the only one who gets to have a reciprocal relationship with Jamie. He has the keys to the cage!!! Anybody can use Jamie to get themselves off, but Roy is the only one who gets to get Jamie off bc Jamie is HIS at the end of the day
Just me following along, obsessing over this idea and not wanting to lose it, just in case anyone is brave enough to write this into a fic one day!
