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actualbisexualchandlerbing

Same

natehsewell-deactivated20210227

the gardener, mary oliver

philosophybits

“Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals (1822–1863)

placethemoonatmyeyes

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

obliqe

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

Hey my dear, I'm not sure if you know but you've been hacked. I have no idea if anyone else has told you but

Hi! Thank you . I hadn’t logged in in so long I didn’t even notice!

veryfunnymemes

nasapussy-deactivated20230815

Type of mother I aspire to be.

lebritanyamor-deactivated202601

^

hype

honeybooboothefool

nurse-lazy

I feel called out.

loveelifee-deactivated20250423

SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN MENTALLY ABUSED WILL:

1. Say sorry alot 2. Have a lowered selfesteem 3. Hide there feelings in fear they might upset you 4. Need a lot of reassurance 5. Have break downs during tiny disagreements thinking it will get a lot worse.

Please give us a chance we are trying out best to deal with things

curvefollower

bodypositivestatues

It is time for a fucking revolution.

If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.

If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.

Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.

Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.

Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.

Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.

Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.

Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.

You want a fresh take on the classics?

Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.

For once.

Please.

curxio

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

talkmagically

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.

Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).

Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.

Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).

Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.

Put more pockets in women’s clothes.

CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

labelleizzy

Every. Last. Fucking. One. Of These.

jeanie205

All sadly true!

This reminds me of one of the first times my husband went clothes shopping with me. I gathered up my usual armful to take into the dressing room and he eyed me with astonishment and said, “Are you going to buy all that?” Now he wasn’t complaining, mind you, he was just surpised.

I gave him the hairy eyeball and said, “I’ll be lucky if even one of these fits right and looks good. I can’t just pick a shirt or a pair of jeans off a rack and buy them because I know they’ll fit. Like you can.”

I still remember the quiet “Oh,” that came out of his mouth.

LOL. That was awhile ago. He’s learned since.