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TEXT 📲 nobias

TOBY: You want a voice message?

PUCK: no

PUCK: I want you

PUCK: in person

PUCK: but if you're into phone stuff I can get behind that ;)

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TEXT 📲 nobias

TOBY: What movies are you watching???

TOBY: Sorry, man. Can't. Got shit to do.

TOBY: Thanks for vetoing my ring idea though.

PUCK: whatever netflix tells me to watch

PUCK: right right ofc u do

PUCK: just looking out for you man

PUCK: i wanna see you tho, we can do whatever you want I just miss your voice it's very soothing lol

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TEXT 📲 nobias

TOBY: Says YOU. Shut up.

TOBY: I mean. She set herself up with you, so I guess that's accurate. :)

PUCK: says every movie ever but they've got a point

PUCK: wow guess we're out here hurting my feelings today

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PUCK: i think you should do something to make it up to me, i almost cried

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TEXT 📲 nobias

TOBY: Real talk. I think I should have just let my sister set me up. This virgin shit aint it, chief.

TOBY: OOH. Maybe I should wear a purity ring so that people think my blue balls are intentional.

PUCK: nothing wrong with being a virgin, man. You should wait until younfind someone you care about

PUCK: and now way is that gonna be anyone your sister would set you up with she's pretty fucking terrible at set ups

PUCK: definitely no purity ring, unless you trynna stay a virgin

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❛ you’re a danger to yourself. ❜ (Summer to Kendrick)

It would be her who found him. Even though he was getting his shit together, he was still a fucking mess, who when he wanted a drink would go to a bar and order a double scotch, neat. And he’d just stare at it before going to meeting. It was stupid and it put him right in the line of temptation, doing exactly what he shouldn’t and being exactly where he shouldn’t haven been. Guess she was right.

“The fuck do you care?”

Sometimes looking at Summer ignited such an intense anger in him that he had to look away. The anger wasn’t at her, but at himself, and fuck knows he had plenty of anger for himself. With her he’d been a dick, well he was still a dick but he was a drunk asshole and it never mattered that he loved her with everything in him, because every time he would chose drunk night out over a date and he’d continued down that path so steadily that he started to understand his father and that just made him loathe himself in a way he didn’t think was possible. Was she perfect? No, but she had always deserved so much more than him.

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❛ oh god, you did not just say that. ❜ (River to Reese)

Laughing Reese kept his smile as he looked at his young patron. “Frank Sinatra said it, kid, I just agree. Orange is the happiest color. Why else would everyone be all smiles and greetings when I wear my orange getup? Even if they’re smiling and laughing ‘cause they thinks it’s too much it did make them happy for a moment to see a giant in orange. Can’t say I’ve ever gotten that reaction wearing blue.”

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❛ nobody watches nick at nite? ❜ kennedy and kendrick

“Somebody’s got to or it wouldn’t still be on TV, which is not the point of this visit. We need to talk about your demo and I need to know label wise, what you’re looking for, because you need to start charting so I can get you on a tour that actually sells tickets. Because qaint little performances with minimum exposure and profits is not going to be the peak of your career, Kennedy.”

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❛ that was a glorious clusterfuck. ❜ dani and kill

“I was involved so there’s always hella glory to behold. This is why I don’t wear shirts though, like what’s the point if I’m just gonna get blood on ‘em? Definitely lost a bet with someone over how long I could go without getting into a fight but I for sure won one because my next scrap wasn’t in a parking garage.”

“Imma go down like at least eight shots of tequila and make this headache go away. If you wanna join, I ain’t gonna stop you.”

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❛ no more getting arrested by the pigs just for being naked, or just usual stuff. you know, being naked, getting drunk. casual stuff. ❜ monte & dino

“But getting arrested is half the fun, baby. I mean, we love when a professional handcuffs us. How else are you gonna hone your escape artist skills. Although now that I think about it, it’s my lawyer who’s the magician. One phone call and they always make everything go poof. Plus you can’t tell me my mugshots aren’t prime spank bank material.”

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❛ good things can erase the bad ones, right? ❜ jay & puck

“That’s… that’s what you’re going with? Fuckin’… alright. Yeah, I don’t think that’s how people’s memories work, dude. Mine sure as fuck doesn’t, so no. Any other cheap ass fake deep inta inspo post quotes or…?”

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❛ you’re a danger to yourself. ❜ from dani to ali

“Hey man, if you think you can get these free swinging limbs together eough not to get thrown off by a speck of dust in the air, then be my mother fucking guest.”

“Nah, for real though, if you know how to do that can you like link me to your youtube tutorial or whatever?”

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❛ we’re all going to die. may as well do it while we’re alive, right? ❜ cherry & stevie

“How in the H E double hockey sticks would you even be able to pull that off?”

“Lowkey though, I hope you’re putting that on a shirt or something. Never heard anything more on theme for your reckless ass brand.”

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          ✧ *:･ 𝟔 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒. ･:*✧

❛ so we’re all going to die? ❜ ❛ everybody’s got someone, or something to lose, man. even you. ❜ ❛ fuck the government. i’m going to do this myself. ❜ ❛ do you mind? i can feel the tip. ❜ ❛ jesus, who raised you, the mob? ❜ ❛ that was a glorious clusterfuck. ❜ ❛ why are you covered in blood ? ❜ ❛ in art, our most fervent hopes come true. heroes always win. it’s bullshit. ❜ ❛ i’m soooo mad at everyone right now. ❜ ❛ are you crying? ❜ ❛ good things can erase the bad ones, right? ❜ ❛ no more getting arrested by the pigs just for being naked, or just usual stuff. you know, being naked, getting drunk. casual stuff. ❜ ❛ i’ll fucking knock you out in front of my mother. ❜ ❛ god, that’s so bad. you’re definitely going to die. ❜ ❛ fuck you, high blood pressure. i’ll eat whatever the fuck I want. thank you very much. ❜ ❛ sometimes you have to put the bad guys on a throne. ❜ ❛ i want you to meet my mother. ❜ ❛ honestly, i didn’t think we’d make it this far. ❜ ❛ oh, darling, you could be on fire and still have that creepy, blank expression on your face. no offense. ❜ ❛ remind me, where the fuck is here? ❜ ❛ you’re a danger to yourself. ❜ ❛ do i look like a ghost to you? ❜ ❛ nobody watches nick at nite? ❜ ❛ maybe later we can coochie coochie woochie woochie coochie… ❜ ❛ hey, chatty cathy. do you know what over and out means? ❜ ❛ don’t you give me attitude, okay? ❜ ❛ i would love to meet your mother. ❜ ❛ shit’s about to get crazy. ❜ ❛ who’s this honey badger? ❜ ❛ you gave me fucking goosebumps. ❜ ❛ i’m the judge of what’s a shit ton. ❜ ❛ we’re all going to die. may as well do it while we’re alive, right? ❜ ❛ you’re such a pussy. ❜ ❛ ooh, big guns! oo la la. ❜ ❛ oh god, you did not just say that. ❜ ❛ you dumb motherfucker! ❜ ❛ no, fuck YOU! ❜ ❛ does it ever bother you, bro? to mean nothing to anyone? ❜ ❛ hey, papi. ❜ ❛ nobody is going to save the world. but, we can make it a little less shitty, you know? ❜ ❛ god, this is all so fuckin’ dangerous. ❜ ❛ i’m feeling fucking carsick. ❜ ❛ i’m a grown man. i can handle my shit. ❜ ❛ don’t handle your shit, flush it down the toilet like a grown-ass man. ❜ ❛ i don’t HAVE ANYMORE BULLETS! ❜ ❛ i am the danger. ❜ ❛ ohoh, you’re gonna be a pirate. ❜ ❛ fucking millennials. ❜ ❛ are you guys fucking or making love? ❜ ❛ we’re fucking. ❜ ❛ i’m gonna kill him. ❜ ❛ i feel like a jedi. ❜ ❛ i didn’t think we’d get this far. ❜ ❛ you know, laughter is life. just kidding. i stole that from my old dentist’s office. ❜ ❛ if you’re going to shit your pants, there’s a bathroom in the back. ❜ ❛ this is so stressful. ❜ ❛ where are you running to? ❜ ❛ that’s fucking disgusting. ❜ ❛ jesus. what did you do? you goddamn animals. ❜ ❛ you’re SICK. ❜ ❛ next time, can we just knock off a fucking casino? ❜

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