hush!!! anachan sleeps

hey

[karen13-rockleek]

[odekirk]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[vrailaru]

hamburger mii

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years

[hustlerose]

Thought you ought to read this. It’s a callout post for Steven Universe. 

[fullmoonguidance]

[iggykoopa666]

[chongoblog]

[pokemonleague]

i love gambit bc when people ask him what’s wrong he’s just like “Ain’t nothin wrong with gambit.” and then the text boxes on the side would be like “gambit all alone in this world. gambit ain’t neva gone be loved.”

[oneheadtoanother]

[cryptotheism]

"I'm a straight guy so anything that gets my dick hardt is a girl" does have a certain philosophical elegance to it.

[paper-mario-wiki]

our generation's greatest philosopher

[1071png]

Here is how Keebo can still become an idol (wrapping tinfoil around my head)

[foreveriallyzombified]

here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

[hotvampireadjacent]

[somacruz]

Toby fox is voicing who in what

[icarianarts]

[nerviovago]