JANE BRACHER

I write about sports. Music keeps me going. Films and art inspire me. And I am gunning for the artist's dream.

[wordsnquotes]

The point is not to pay back kindness but to pass it on.

Julia Alvarez (via wordsnquotes)

[stability]

[super--gifs]

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[janebracher]

This post is so covfefe

[sapphiccore]

this is… so pure

[kittenfossils]

stay there forever

[onlyblackgirl]

We had a cow that would do this. You could take naps on her all day.

[gunsounds-deactivated20150103]

wow remember the selfie olympics??? it was a time to be alive

[yyunglame]

remember when I made my way to the top 10 

[gunsounds-deactivated20150103]

knuckles bout ashy as shit tho boy might wanna invest in some lotion

[yyunglame]

hoe it’s the light hittin my hands….the same light that be beamin off yo NBA regulation backboard ass forehead

[youlovetheboy]

fuck

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

help me

[creamynut]

Fucking obliterated

[theblacktroymcclure]

[arcaneimages]

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

[we-did-an-internet]

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

[kineticpenguin]

ancient frog memes

[shermansky]

et tu, dat boi?

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[pansoph]

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

[beefmilkthings]

jerry is here

[eruriholic]

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”

[eggsoskeleton]

*looks in a mirror* you again

[fuckboyzuko]

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

[aslutfor5sos-deactivated2017060]

This is my new favorite post

[wnq-writers]

The problem is that I don’t settle. I’ll never settle. And that is why I’m on a pretty rough path but in the end it’ll be worth it.

hostess-of-death  (via wordsnquotes)

[melisica]

[mcdamnright]

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.” So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

Then I was like “No.”

[arthurkingsmen-archive-deactiva]

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

[fiyhi]

but shit it was 99 cents

[metalcrushers-blog]

when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u

[sotheycallmeaaron]

I love when brands throw shade and I love it even more that it’s Kylie Jenner

[sgdsgsdgsdgsdh-deactivated20170]

OKAY, BUT THEY SHADED HER LACK OF TALENT AND HER SHITTY, PROBLEMATIC FIT TEA PROMOTIONS ALL IN ONE TWEET. I’M GAGGING. 

[ithrowshadenotbricks]

LMAO

[sarahandmexx]

Does Kylie not have a PR team? Did no one tell her that bragging about how she doesn’t need a job would get her dragged? She seriously stepped right into this one…

[poshinans]

Shout out to Good&Co for not taking her shit. Hopefully this gets them some good press.

[sotheycallmeaaron]

EDIT: Just so you guys know, Good&Co is actually a really great app/company. They helped me figure out my interests and get placed with a job that I actually like. They also help with online, work from home jobs. I’d recommend it to anyone who’s in between jobs or just wants some direction. Click here to check it out!

[sydneyplastyyy]

^^^I second this opinion, Good & Co is great!

[ithrowshadenotbricks]

I love the fact that Kylie’s drag is indirectly helping people in need. It warms my petty heart.

[shalrath]

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

[olderaang-deactivated20130812]

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

[alsohaleyrose]

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

[jadenyucky]

I’m done

[guceubcuesu]

Smelborp for president