the life and times of an aspiring lens flare

human sitcom. powerful falcon. fourth dimension slut.

[nocontextpsych]

[both whispering angrily]

[janewensley]

Sean: have you ever seen any other movie 11 times in the theatre?

Sam: no one has!

[almondcroissantsandink]

brave little cosmonauts

[rylandgraces]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? What's happening? A hug. It's, uh, usually not something one does by themselves. Oh, I— wait, I do the same? Would you just get in here?

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[janewensley]

Sean, tasting the best bitter: tastes like England.

Mike, who is English: what? Skanky and disgusting?

[janewensley]

A production of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead with C3PO and R2D2 as the main characters, respectively.

[ankle-beez]

the chain of events in this minute and a half clip is so extremely delightful and funny

[ankle-beez]

kermit and scooter riffing on how their physicality doesn't let them open the envelope to announce the winner. the audience immediately cracking up when it cuts to statler and waldorf because they know what the bit is gonna be. jim henson slipping into the kermit voice accidentally before bouncing back at record speed and riffing on it. richard hunt genuinely laughing at jim's joke but doing so in-character. prime muppets was something else man

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[janewensley]

Ross: what are you watching?

Me: I’m locked in on the Pitt.

Ross: anything else?

Me: well I’m also making my way through Andy Serkis’ filmography.

Ross: you’re a fuckin nerd.

[timetodiverge]

Prayer circle to bring back Kino Loy please

[janewensley]

:)

[chilewithcarnage]

Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

[lovl3igh]

"I don't approve your friendship with my daughter" hey, yeah, so, funny enough, percy does not approve your deadbeat parenting annabeth either

[strawmaguchi]

'your mother wouldn't approve // of how my mother raised me'

[pjharvey]

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

[laziestgirlintown]

Ramon Casas I Carbó, Jove decadent. Després del ball (1899)

[leabethchase]

Whoever created this gif, you're insane

Percy Jackson/Walker Scobell, you're even more insane for doing this

[forrpercyy]

have we met?