I DON'T LOOK WEIRD AT ALL!

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" I'll say One, Two, Jango and you will all fall asleep! Let's start! Ooooone..."

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[jangoedmoves]

It was a good question actually. His words didn't make sense much. Jango understood it a bit too late. Who would ask a person consent for gifting something? Ridiculous indeed.

"W-well... I just... Y' gonna know if someone needs clothes or anything..." The dancer mumbled awkwardly. Now that Cupid said it out loud, it did sound like a normal thing. Jango huffed. Well, great, now he is the unreasonable one!

"I guess, that would make sense. I donno, it's just... Aren't matchy outfits like for couples and all?" He tried to justify his actions at least a little, but the marine didn't sound convinced in his own words. And now the man felt fully bad for offending a friend of his.

That's when the sudden realization from Cupid made the hypnotist flinch. "WA- WAIT THAT'S- THAT'S NOT-" The demigod was right on the money. Jango never really got gifts or presents of any sorts, especially with no reason. "Why would I be embarrassed?! Y' the one giving me the gift! That's you! ...No wait... Why would y' be... Fucking dammit!" Red-faced, the dancer pulled on his cheeks and turned away in frustration. "Yeah, I don't usually get gifts, but what's to it?!"

[luvccubus]

❝ Ahh, I knew it! ❞

Cupid put on a smile for their friend, endeared to his embarrassment, but it troubled them that no one bothered to give him gifts on the regular. Relationships, platonic or not, were not about material goods or what one could do for their friends, but that didn't mean that Jango didn't deserve a present on occasion.

They didn't expect the Marines to do much for their soldiers besides the occasional drink or position at a summer island, but did his other friends not gift him anything?

❝ Do ya' not have family or a partner that ever gave ya' anythin'? Sorry, I just can't imagine it. Daddy always gets me stuff... ❞

❝ ...I should get ya' more gifts if not. Anyone that's my friend deserves to get spoiled, ❞ They zipped the outfit up && threw it over their atm with its partner, ❝ Hey, if ya' really don't wanna wear matchin' outfits with me that's fine. I can invite my best friend if ya' want, then we won't look like a couple or somethin'. They're really into dancin' n' stuff too, even more than you I bet. I think you'd get along. ❞

[jangoedmoves]

"Srop being smug, y' punk." The dancer grinned. He genuinely couldn't stay mad at the goofy demi-god. He paused, however, looking away awkwardly as Cupid asked their question. "Eh... I am an orphan, actually. Never knew my ma and pa. Born and raised on the streets, all that. As for a partner... Y' know how that one ended." The marine sighed, absent-mindedly sliding his finger over his chakram's blade.

"I mean, don't get me wrong, Fullbody takes me out for a beer to celebrate, but that's usually it, we don't earn enough to just shower each other with gifts." Jango waved the other off with a soft chuckle.

"Naaaah, y' don't gotta do anything, really..." The hypnotist paused, his smile unusually soft. "Shoot. Spoiled, eh? Nobody ever said that one to me. Y' know what, Cupid, do whatever y' wanna. Gimme that suit. And call your friend. Let's get out and paint the town." Jango squinted at the other through his glasses. "Wait, is y' bestie like some celestial being? Y' gonna have to prepare me for this. I am already kinda grappling with your existence, no offence."

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❝ Huh? Since when? ❞

Cupid hadn't even considered asking before getting someone a gift before, much less one that they spent so much time && money designing. They'd never asked any of their family members before getting a gift, they simply gave the gift && moved on.

❝ If we show up in matching outfits && dance together, we'll definitely be the center of attention, ❞ Jango would be recognized for his skill in dance && Cupid would grab the attention of anyone they might deem attractive enough to spend the night with. Couple those things with free drinks && food && the pair would have their night completely set out for them.

They feigned hurt, pouting && casting their gaze away from their friend, ❝ If you don't wanna wear the gift I got ya' I guess ya' don't have to. Won't hurt my feelin's or anythin'... ❞

If Jango didn't want to match them, truly it was fine, they'd just thought that it'd be a cute idea && if he had a way to make their night more enjoyable, they'd listen. Though they would have been a tad miffed if he didn't even try the outfit on. Why had he reacted the way he did anyway...?

❝ Oh, my god, you're not used to gettin' gifts like this are you? Are ya' embarrassed or somethin'? ❞

[jangoedmoves]

It was a good question actually. His words didn't make sense much. Jango understood it a bit too late. Who would ask a person consent for gifting something? Ridiculous indeed.

"W-well... I just... Y' gonna know if someone needs clothes or anything..." The dancer mumbled awkwardly. Now that Cupid said it out loud, it did sound like a normal thing. Jango huffed. Well, great, now he is the unreasonable one!

"I guess, that would make sense. I donno, it's just... Aren't matchy outfits like for couples and all?" He tried to justify his actions at least a little, but the marine didn't sound convinced in his own words. And now the man felt fully bad for offending a friend of his.

That's when the sudden realization from Cupid made the hypnotist flinch. "WA- WAIT THAT'S- THAT'S NOT-" The demigod was right on the money. Jango never really got gifts or presents of any sorts, especially with no reason. "Why would I be embarrassed?! Y' the one giving me the gift! That's you! ...No wait... Why would y' be... Fucking dammit!" Red-faced, the dancer pulled on his cheeks and turned away in frustration. "Yeah, I don't usually get gifts, but what's to it?!"

[melodysian]

wasn't it always the same tale? alcohol making one's tongue lose and soon enough strangers would be friends. aventurine wasn't complaining, not at all. in fact, he found it interesting that he was the one giving the advice for once. "not at all. i believe you try your best. that's why you're looking for some advice from an outside perspective, no?" reaching for his own glass, he took a sip before smiling once again. he did understand what the other was going through all too well. while he might not have been the one to worry, he had once been in the position of the friend in need.

"your friend sounds awfully stubborn. a little bad at voicing his needs too. maybe a direct confrontation is all he needs? it might sound harsh but sometimes a little shaking does do the job." he wasn't trying to insult the friend, he didn't know the man after all. but he couldn't back a soft laugh as he rested his chin on his palm. "i don't mind. i wouldn't call you a bummer though. you seem like a good friend, sir. drinking alone is no fun, right?"

[jangoedmoves]

Jango seemed to deflate at the stranger's words. It actually felt nice for someone to acknowledge that he was trying his best. A lot of people didn't take him seriously, due to the hypnotist's eccentric appearance and movements and... Well, being generally 'weird'.

"Eh? Confront him directly? Listen, I donno, man..." The dancer anxiously ran his gloved fingers through the wavy hair. "I feel like it's just gonna be a fight and... For once I wanna solve this thing without violence now that I am not a...." Pirate. Right. Better not to broadcast his tumultuous past to everyone in the bar. The marine took another sip of his alcohol and chuckled. "Eh. I might try, if push comes to shove. Speaking of."

The eyes behind the glasses finally took a good look at the man seated by his side. He was... Reasonably attractive. Soft smile, properly built face. "Thanks, I guess? Y' can call me Jango. And what's y' deal? Y' consult strangers here often?" The content of his words might have sounded a bit harsh, but the man's voice was actually pretty friendly.

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