I need a hobby.

No, really. I need a hobby.

[oldpoloniall-blog]

[epochayur-deactivated20150920]

[steveisoncrack-blog]

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

[peaceroxi]

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

[titaniumvulpes]

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

[1blesstherains]

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

IT’S BACK

[scully1998]

WHY IS THIS BACK

[darringtonshorthalt]

WHYYYYY

[kuoret-deactivated20140823]

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

[hashtagaltitude]

FIRST IT DROPPED ME IN THE BACK ROADS OF ROMANIA AND THEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKIN YUCATAN AND THEN INSIDE A GODDAMN BUILDING IN SINGAPORE

THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING BUT I’VE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH FUN AT THE SAME TIME GOD HELP ME

[tempurlchangebcparents-deactiva]

I SPENT SIX HOURS PLAYING THIS LAST YEAR BECAUSE IT DROPPED ME IN SOME TAIWANESE VILLAGE

[thefannibals]

I LEGIT JUST GOT DROPPED OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING OCEAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[samwilsons]

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

This show gon’ be bomb

[lindsaychrist]

ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lizathornberry]

[summerinthehamptons]

is this the emperor’s new groove

[ultimatefaggot-deactivated20120]

[derpderpderpderp-deactivated201]

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times.

[dutchster]

hey

[jaidefinichon]

[caringwillsavethem]

You know it’s a con when…

[perny]

Or maybe someone just took his ship again…

[kngmnmlst-deactivated20140523]

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM

AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

[handlinghaz-deactivated20120922]

[oinkoinkoink5783920]

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

[prettycryptid]

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

[womyn-inherits-the-earth-deacti]

mom jokes > dad jokes

[dishai]

a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them

[petrichorandrose]

Supercut of Robert Pattinson talking about how bad “Twilight” is. Compilation of clips from various interviews.

[redstigma]

literally the funniest fucking shit i’ve ever seen

[gunnyriv]

[slowking-s-thompson]

Woah, calm down there, John Wilkes Booth

[andrewgarfield-daily]

[savior-loki]

Andrew’s face is both so mortified and happy. Like yes, this is the woman I have chosen to place my love with. And I love them so much.

[joliemenzelgilliesqueens]

They are so cute it hurts