Basically, RUN!

Allison likes teeth (she/her) (Oh yes, doki doki sunshine) see more of my guinea pigs @PeachesandPigNik on Instagram I'm an adult but also literally do not trust anyone on the internet ever

[bibo-deactivated20240915]

[gorps]

[crazy-brazilian]

[coat]

"babe, can you let the dog out? It's presenting optical illusions again!"

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[appendingfic]

i imagine it would be like that gif of the woman stumbling horrified through the city and keeps seeing things that remind her of gay people but with trans folks

[bakedbakermom]

[animentality]

[elliot-amy]

obsessed with this miss piggy moment on master chef junior

[docchloroplast]

Sorry singed her WHAT

[jjaux-deactivated20240425]

[montereybayaquarium]

No matter what happens in these bizarre internet marketing times, we’ll always be your friendly neighborhood

[ratboi24601]

People being like “the only acceptable corporate social media” need to understand that this isn’t a capatalist company looking for brand awareness to get more customers and profit. It’s a non-profit aquarium promoting ocean awareness and preservation. That it why we love the monterey bay aquarium. And also their social media is great.

[southpauz]

They’re dating, your honor

[edwad]

now that everyone from twitter has joined tumblr overnight, it’s time to lay a couple ground rules:

1. it’s not called a “retweet”, it’s called a “reblog”, but if you’re REALLY cool, you refer to it as a “rebagel”

2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them “irrelevant”, but it is actually more stinging to call them “irrelephant”

3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you’re supposed to say “i like your shoe laces”. the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is “thanks, i stole them from the president”

4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called “nightblogging”, and everything after this point is the fault of the australians

5. tumbeasts

[miniware]

[funnytwittertweets]

[werewolfetone]

Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.

[werewolfetone]

Fave thing about this post is that nobody who’s reblogged it so far has made any comment. we’re all just sharing in the sentiment. peace and love on planet earth

[werewolfetone]

*goes back up to read my own url* yeah okay this is funny

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[wakewithgiggli]

[cannibalize]

matching shirts for you and your bff

[nervanaofficiai]

bridget and the marimos

[spoonbenders-archive]

[persbaderse]

she’s a trend setter 

[zonecassette]

[fluorescentnova]

[lunabrush]

just a normal girl with a normal life