Captain's Blog

Maaaaaaaaaaatt

[animalsnaps]

Animal snaps

[gif87a-com]

[antifa-hulk]

[gif87a-com]

[raincoatduckling]

Bimboification

[hog-snot]

why did you say that

[smoked-out-xx--wolfhunter--xx]

Trippy As Fuck Anyone In The 469 Area That Wants To Chill To This?And Pass A Joint And Just Vibe

[pasha-hasid]

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

train

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

train

[calebwittebane]

train

[maxofs2d]

train

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[notliterallyunbelievable-deacti]

People falling for Clickhole is even funnier than people falling for the Onion becuase Clickhole doesn’t even ATTEMPT to sound convincing like the Onion does.

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[threesideddream]

that’s why he got stabbed

[prole-log]

[fuks]

[toastbutteregg]

if I can’t unsee this, so cant you

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fade-steppin]

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

[yayasully]

[ruinedchildhood]

[subsidiary]

[6qubed]

man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The only thing that makes this article funnier is the fact that it is a real story and not something from The Onion

[iorekandhissilvertongue]

The best thing about this, is that our dude kicked off that they used his picture, the website turned round to Getty images, and was like “hey, some dude piped up, and isn’t happy we used his photo, can you check his waiver was signed and everything?”

And so Getty checked up, and went back to them like “so the name of your guy doesn’t match the name of our model.”

[ithelpstodream]

[jackdawn]

Visit Original Link

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

[howlsomehowell]

[visitingfan]

[samandriel]

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

[timeturnersandwands-blog]

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

[vintage-bleeznuggets]

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

[hazlelnoot]

37chickenducks

[sashahilbert]

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

[inverted-author-blog]

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

[becausedragonage]

This came up on my dash. Meanwhile on the radar:

I clicked over (source) and saw these:

Serendipity and perfection.

[northeastartist]

I need this in my life this sounds like a sassy mafia gang circling you and instead of guns they only use the power of dance and music

[isoputual-moved]

I am morally obligated to reblog this post

[cousinborris-deactivated2021070]

does anyone know who this cover is actually done by?

[96theater]

yeah its by max raabe

[creativelycrazyfangirl]

Entertainer for my bat mitzvah reception: so what song to you want to play when you walk in?

Me:…..

[valtsv]

ratatouille went so hard and it didn’t even have to

[valtsv]

this is a kid’s movie about a rat who wants to be a chef and i feel like i’ve just been flayed bald

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

Never forget this iconic speech