[llleighsmith]

love is literally the whole point

[my-2nd-account]

Everyone on the team talking to Marleau after Ilya's announcement about leaving Boston and they're like Cliff bro the fucks going on what's wrong why would Roz leave us for Ottawa you're his best bro guy friend man buddy bro you obviously know. And he's like yeah so Roz has been seeing this chick from Montreal for years they've been fucking since before we even won the Cup he's moving to Canada to lock it down. And they're like damn pussy so good got him blushing giggling and moving to another country. Too bad Hollander lives and plays for Montreal now Roz can't move there to be with his girl and gotta settle for loser ass fucking Ottawa two hours away from his Montreal Jane. Fucking Hollander standing in the way of true love.

[tswiftupdatess]

Taylor Swift stuns for The New York Times "30 Greatest Songwriters"

(April 28, 2026)

[argillaforma]

shane: 🧍🏻‍♂️

ilya: hollander i need to fuck you so bad it’s not even funny

[dahlia-molinas]

it must be so awkward to be one of dionysus's kids at camp halfblood like not only is ur father literally twelve feet away from you playing cards with chiron but he's a campus meme. he is forced to stay legally sober because ur grandpa is mad at him. he burns through 80 diet cokes a day. he regularly fake claims kids in order to bully them into getting him wine. he's just some insane little guy. and he's ur DAD

[softestaries]

Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.

Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old

Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will

Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[roaldamundsen]

when you find a single flake of glitter on yourself for seemingly no reason. where'd you come from girl. where's the party at

[breakingdawnpt2]

and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

[giyyu]

we shouldn’t feel embarrassed for liking our favorite things. our favorite foods, books, movies, shows, hobbies, activities, games, clothes, etc. and we shouldn’t feel guilty for allowing ourselves to have time dedicated to those things either. life challenges us a number of times, and if these are the (harmless) little things that make life feel more bearable, then so be it. you deserve to do things for you. things that make you feel at peace and at home.

[sweatermuppet]

strand of hair caught in hinge of glasses, 500 injured 300 dead

[tony-the-mechanic]

Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange. Better quality version of this set.

[theveryfirstday]

gasoline pretty please

[9yuldaengi]

this is the sexiest thing he's ever done

[terefah]

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

[emmaduerrewatson]

[samtf]

enemies to lovers but its just me and my brain