canes and gains

big fan of watching grown people on skates hitting disks into a small net

[jarvarduniversity]

switched names! fuck the us men’s national hockey team!

[cynids]

only the children are showing the bravery and tenacity to take out hart. JORDAN STAAL. i command you to make your giant cornfed self useful for once and just fall on him. fatass.

[poke-checked]

WHAT IS THIS???

[cynids]

[cynids]

[quietconspiracy]

what do we think the penalty would be if Rod just took a steel chair to their goalie’s kneecaps during the intermission

[canesbian]

"no means no" chant begins in raleigh after carter hart plays the puck

[cicada-shark]

clearly the no means no chant is working so I say everyone in lenovo should just keep chanting it for the rest of the game

[jarvarduniversity]

NO MEANS NO

[jarvyparty]

INJECT ITTTTTTT OH MY GOD INJECT IT!!!

[jarvarduniversity]

FLY YOU ARE SOOOOOO HOT AND SEXY

[jarvarduniversity]

NIKOLAJ EHLERS THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

[poke-checked]

I need a pack of cigs 3 Xanax and a gun to get through this game

[jarvarduniversity]

ty for the photo @andreisvechnikov

[andreisvechnikov]

Arrivals | June 2, 2026

[cynids]

to all new fans, bandwagons, and begrudging one-time supporters of the carolina hurricanes, i present to you:

supplemental materials:

a southerner on southern hockey – Puck It We Ball

To Canes Fans by Sebastian Aho | The Players’ Tribune

I Tried the NHL's HARDEST job (Sports Photographer) - YouTube

The Weight of It

Coach Rod Brind'Amour's 2025 Pre-Camp Speech

Behind the Storm: Episode 1

how i think the canes would say stfu

thank you SO MUCH to @andreisvechnikov and @stormsies for their help <3

[canesbian]

@ canes: Key soaking it all in with his son ❤️

[beauvilliers]

Stanley Cup Playoffs 2026: Round 3, Game 5 Montreal Canadiens @ Carolina Hurricanes | May 29, 2026