Is This All There Is? @jasmianetheflower - Tumblr Blog

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

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@adipemdragon

this is what her room looks like on a good day

note how even the hardcovers arent safe

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dude

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feastofsnakes

Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to burn your house down.

impolitecanadian

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

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31st

….speechless

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skarhead

draco malfoy: i’ll take my secret love of potter to the grave

the grave: *beckons*

draco: POTTER

thank you to @dddraconis for the idea to do ‘dark twist on the little mermaid’ w/malfoy losing his gay ass voice <3

donesparce

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

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Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

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formerprincewille

This is my favorite post

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my dumb monkey brain thinks “backpack for his applesauce” and “satuday shorts” sound similar so sometimes my brain will just go:

backpack for his applesauce! ja'ams got that applesauce that you crave and saturday shorts are on on saturday

sheriffofmagic

i can’t edit so i did the next best thing. if you’ve ever wanted to know what my head sounds like it is this 24/7

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arcnoise

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

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well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

fieldbears

god fucking damn it

catchymemes

newestvegas

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

laughing-llama

did everyone else read that in his voice

dotsz

okay but the excited “i love you, i’m so proud of you!” that peter b says to miles when he gains control of his powers was the cutest thing ever and the perfect way to end 2018

itsallavengers

I don’t think we appreciate how fucking Amazing Tony Stark is at multitasking and how Heightened his sense of awareness/ perception must be though I mean. I mean

Let’s just take a look at everything going on in these Two (2) screencaps alone. How much data do you think he’s processing at any one time whilst in that suit (+ JARVIS AND the rest of the avengers on audio). He reads, evaluates and acts on the info, all in the space of a second before moving on to the next task. JARVIS might give him the information, but it’s tony stark’s brain that processes all that data vomit. On the field, the amount of information he must process in a mere minute must be astounding.

And I mean, not only can tony pilot this shit all on his lonesome, but he can do it with nothing more than a pair of glasses.

Whilst taking a drink:

Whilst Driving a Whole Other Vehicle

Too basic for you? I mean, I guess all he was doing was some basic flight in those, right? Well what about saving thirteen people from a falling airplane and safely guiding them all down to earth again- whilst in a cabin on a boat

Could you imagine trying to do that? I can’t keep a conversation and do 1 task at once. I think we often forget quite how ….brilliant tony’s brain is. Like. The speed at which he would have to process information and act on it is fucking insane. No wonder no one else can effectively create an iron man suit, they just physically couldn’t keep up with it. Tony is one harcore genius motherfucker This Has Been A PSA