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[jasmine-butterfly]

I’ve been in bad cell service for the past few days and tumblr is my only social media app that works

[jasmine-butterfly]

just got reminded that I blew up a pumpkin with homemade explosives when I was in middle school. pieces flew farther than anything should, oopsies. it was really fun tho

[jasmine-butterfly]

love being the designated driver for my mom and all her friends

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[fireinthefoxpen]

this holiday is just an excuse for people to get drunk

[cyberpunkpavlichenko]

I’m sorry, but the logic that a rapist “won’t stop” because you’ve warned other people about their behavior so it’s meaningless to warn other people is so stupid. I think potential victims actually have a right to know about predators in their community. Lack of accountability is not an argument against warnings, it’s actually an argument for them.

[raventhecrispy-offical]

Women...

[i-am-a-fish]

new game called hi

it's really easy to play

I'll go first!

hi :)

[luceygoosey9]

hi :)

[jasmine-butterfly]

hi :)

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[earthlyvibration]

THIS 

[seethrru]

date someone whose voice can make you calm… or horny or both

[fireinthefoxpen]

fuck you dyslexia

[jasmine-butterfly]

it’s so strange and amazing dating someone who loves/has a thing for something that you’ve been self conscious of your whole life

like I still wanna hide it but once it’s not hidden and she brings attention to it suddenly I don’t want to hide it. idk it’s confusing (but also really really nice)

[jasmine-butterfly]

dating an absolutely adorable person who has a thing for being called cute is the easiest thing ever. like she picked the best thing to enjoy being called, my friends and mom even tell me that they think she’s cute lmao

[ashes2caches]

sleepy trans girls are really really cute. everybody get more sleepy.

[yeesiine]

The moment you say you don’t want a relationship the sweetest person comes into your life.

[luceygoosey9]

I think I need a haircut…. and a bellybutton piercing. And a few hickeys. That would be lovely actually if all three of those things could happen please yes and thank you

[jasmine-butterfly]

I could make one of those three things happen for you…

[luceygoosey9]

promise???

[jasmine-butterfly]

I promise

[luceygoosey9]

I think I need a haircut…. and a bellybutton piercing. And a few hickeys. That would be lovely actually if all three of those things could happen please yes and thank you

[jasmine-butterfly]

I could make one of those three things happen for you…