#very random

[kleinv01]

I really liked how I drew Klein's face here from this month's ptreon reward, so I wanted to share it here also,,

This is Human Klein AU.)

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

König who finds abandoned!Reader out in his woods. Just a few miles away from the comfy cabin he lived in, thrown away and broken. He could tell what happened in an instant, weak and fail bones that can't lie. Without a second thought, he takes you, carrying you on his back without stopping, speeding away on skis far and quickly.

He's sure you're dead the moment he picks you up, surprisingly you twitch when you enter his small home. Warmth filling your corpse yet again. He's quick to act, pulling clothes off your unconscious body and dragging you to a basin, filling it with water. He'll have to monitor you for the next few hours.

Abandoned!Reader who wakes up hours later. A giant behemoth watching over your every move, your body is frozen still. You can't move but you can see him. He gasps at the sight of your eyes, astonished that you're even awake.

You're warm. So damn warm. Anything would be warmer than before. It's so warm and you can't move even if you wanted to. Your wounds are all sealed, you can feel it. All the way from the slice of your legs to the bones in your wrists. You're alive and that's all that matters. Alive, and warm. He wipes your tears for you.

He's had you covered in a sleeping bag. Ropes around the damn thing to keep you still while he sleeps, back turned away from you. He doesn't trust you, but he talks. Gods does he talk, murmuring about things he's found.

Then one day he leaves. For hours. You're tied up, you don't know where you are still and you can't move. The dread that fills lasts for hours until he returns. Bitchy as always and in that outfit of his. Ski mask and all, bags of groceries on him. You're just glad he's back.

Bit by bit he starts to trust you. Starts to feed you with his hands instead of spoons and forks. Trusts you with going to the bathroom yourself instead of him just washing you. You still can't talk, that's fine. He knows by now you understand him.

One day he just starts calling you random things. Stuff like Schatz, Liebe, and even Biene. You can't tell him to stop, and you don't want him to either.

He tries to let you go one day. Giving you a map and your own ski gear. You look at him. He looks back at you, sad like he's letting a pet go. You don't leave though, you just rummage through his groceries again. He lets you live there now, freely.

[hellounicetomeetyou]

"Woman" Soap whined, directly kneeling and hugging your legs from behind as you washed the dishes.

"yes love?"

He buried his face on your thighs "I'm hungry" He almost sobbed exhausted.

You rolled your eyes, amused "oh babe wha-"

"grill me a cheese"

"what?"

"grill me a cheese"

"I'm not grilling you a cheese!" You said indignated, turning around to find your hubby on his knees.

He looked up, then his face twisted dramatically, somehow getting tears, letting himself fall to the ground, sobbing more louder than intended and throwing hands "WHYYYYYYAAAAAÆÆÆÆRKRJRIE" you gasped annoyed "Fine!! Just get up"

And that's why the man who was double your weight was leaning against your back, watching patiently as you grilled him cheese.

[rielle-png]

My first Heartslabyul shitpost!!

Okay technically i had made shitpost with Heartslabyul characters but not together tho

Cause as I’ve noticed i don’t focus too much on other dorms (except Octovanille, which to be fair it is my fav) but here’s my attempt at it!!

[aamtreeanalogy]

photo dump.

[conneronpav2]

I found this image on Pinterest and I really like it

I'm gonna make this my profile picture

[ck-17rambles]

Usually while writing my DMC analysis posts, I try to break down the scene by describing what is happening, then discussing the significance.

I think I got frustrated with my writing at some point and wrote this placeholder sentence down...

After looking back at this, I thought that this was too funny to not share. This sentence isn't going to show up in the final post, but it's still a very accurate description of V in that moment.

[sara-the-wizard]

This is literally the script I was working with when I was making Chapter 8 part 1 of I Care.

Spoiler alert, it's very, very random. (And supposed to be funny.)

Raph, April and Mikey decend into the spirit plain. They're weirded out. 🤨 They find Donnie pretty much dieing on the ground. They help him up and ask if he's okay. "COUGH COUGH COUUUUGHHHHH!!! HACKKK AAAAAAHH KKAHHH KAAAAAA- Oh hey, how's it going?" Anyways, Donnie tells them that something was inside of him, trying to control him. But Donnie made it go away because his brain was just that awesome. Or maybe it wanted to leave. Sus. 🤔 The group hears someone. They look over and see a dark shadow. Ruh row, it's evil Leo. 😈🐢 That monster never wanted Donnie, it just wanted a way to get to Leo. Leo stood there. Wait, stood there? Yup, now he has creepy pure black legs. The group hesitates. He's just standing there, mEnAcInGlY! Raph stands up. I ant no cowered, Brah! Fwight me! Leo cracks his neck. Ow...

BOOM! SHOCK WAVE ANIME STYLE! Collisioooon!!! 💥💥💥 Raph vs Leo let's goooooo! They jump. 🐇 They fight. ⚔️ They punch. 👊💥 But Raph realizes it's actually Leo and not some sort of clone thingy. Oooh nooo, complications! Raph let's his guard down noooOoooOooo. Leo, hehhehehehhehe, jumps Raph HAAA! Suckerrrrrrrrr. Nooo Raph down repeat Raph dowwwnn!!!! 😱💀 Mikeys here to kick butt! Attack Leo Hiyaa! Get Leo away from Raph, poor guy. Leo bully. He kicks others down. :Lue Jitsu, aka Dad has joined the party: "Go away, demon kid. Ya bother me." "Ah, no." Karai descends from who knows where. "You thought you could just tell it to leave? Lol!" Where were you when we needed you the most, Karai???

Karai try to use light mode on Leo. Leo grabs Karais wrist before she could. "You're still a FAILIAR!" Destroys her hand. 😳!! *Screams so high the human ear can't hear it.* Throws her away like garbage, *Roblox_oof.mp3* Leo T-poses over them all, asserting dominance. Oh nooo! Lue Jistu. *Steps in front of Leo.* SLAP! ✋️ "Be nice to your Grandma." PAPAAAA YAAAAAAY!! Leo has a tantrum and turns into a literal nightmare to deal with. Aka, boss fight time. Donnie goes and tells Monster Leo "IT'S TIME TO STOP!" 🕰👈 Goes all stupid and mushy. "You can fight this monster that's literally controlling you, I believe in you, Leo!" ✨️💅 Wow. Monster Leo cringes so hard his head implodes. (Someone get this guy a Tylenol for his headache.)

Whats this?!?!? Leo is still there!??!?!? THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP SCORES AGAIN!!!!! 💪 "FOR LEOOOOOO!!" 🗡 Donnie gets consumed by monster. "... DONNIES DEAD!" 😱 No wait, Donnie and Leo are having a "great" time; trapped with no escape! MUHAHAHAHHA! 😈 "So, *smacks lips* did you have a plan to get us out of here, Donnie?" ... "Devine Intervention." 😎👌 Big anime fight happening outside, we're missing the action!! Then suddenly, pinea- LIGHT FROM HEAVEN! ✨️ Jesus? 🥹 "Don't look at my face. You'll die." Too bad the demon wasn't listening. He was blinded by Gods pure AWESOMENESS! "MY EYES! HE'S TOO AWESOME!!" *monster explodes.* 💥 "Okay, you can look now."

Yay! Leo and Donnie are alive! As alive as ghosts can be that is. So now evil monster thing controlling him is gone forevers! Yippy! And would you look at that? Leo gets to keep his creepy legs! Awesome souce'ems! Everyone's happy Leo's not dead-dead. But the plot thickens when Donnie says, "I don't feel so good." 🚬 oh no, because they've been ghosts this whole time, Donnie's 'back to the future-ing' because his physical body is dead/dieing. (We don't know and we don't care.) So we gotta send Donnie back.

"Hayo, DonTron? Where was ya when ya died?" *~°•~.°~•. silence. ~°•~.°~•.* "LOL, like hek if I know!" Welp that won't work. It would be a stupid plan to send Donnie's soul flying aimlessly, he could end up inside a rats body. 🐀❔️ (Because I said that could happen.) "Hey this will sound dumb, but... What if Donnie just ride with me till we find his assumeably dead corpse?" Oh yes Leo. You are a genius. This is a plan that could totally not go horribly wrong! (It goes horribly wrong I'm sure.) Karai: "Eh, whatevs. Your body will hate you, but that's just a small price to pay I suppose." So Karai sends the two nut cases into Leo's body and they go to find Donnie's body blah blah blah as the journey continues.

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I got so tired of writing out full flushed out scripts because I kept changing them halfway through anyway. So yeah, now you know how chapter 8 was written. (You can think I'm weird now.)