jasmin🦋

She/her // ☉♍︎ ☾♋︎ ⇗♏︎

[angelinasjoli]

[casg00dn00dle13]

Dean looks so betrayed like Why are you telling my weaknesses to the enemy now they’re going to bribe me with pie to have their evil way

[highclassholmes]

“This is Dean. He could start a fight in an empty house, but deep down he’s just a big ‘ole teddy bear.”

Garth giving one of the most accurate descriptions of Dean Winchester that I’ve ever heard. (via omgdean)

[kellykline]

it would be so funny if Cas was bilingual the way humans are.

"Sam, could you get me the- oh, what's it called...? In Enochian it's--"

*EAR-SPLITTING SCREECHING*

[mooseleys]

[jibaited]

#shut up sam your dad asked your brother to kill you (via midget-banana)

[dadstielkline]

Claire: And you should stop feeding me dinosaur shaped chicken.

Castiel: But you love your dinosaur chicken!

Claire: Yeah, when I was eight!

Clarie: I’m an adult now, Cas. Adults don’t eat dinosaur chicken.

Dean and Sam (having a dinosaur chicken fight): RAWR! RAAAAAAAWR!!

[jaredandjensen]

And just like that, Dean’s faith in God is restored.

[wontdeleteyet]

PLOT TWIST: Dean is actually in a coma since s1/car-crash and the whole show is his imagination. EVERYBODY LIVES

[temtationmadeflesh]

except their mom…

[surly-cat]

[found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt]

you know you’ve been bad when satan climbs out of hell to tell you to shut the fuck up

[yall-mothafuckas-need-misha]

Okay, but can we take a minute to realize that, if this were true, Dean dreamed up a beautiful angel who loved him enough to die for him more than once.

[thecrowcrew2020]

Just imagine being a materialki in Ketterdam and having an angry 14 year old show up to commission a cane specifically weighted to break bones

[justacatnerd]

knows nothing about cars

would be able to spot a ‘67 Chevy Impala from the 53rd floor of a building

through the fog

at night

[krispycowboyphantom-deactivated]

by the sound of the motor

[spacebo-y]

Aight who the fuck sold their soul for the Harry Potter spin off

[bellatricksters]

[otmaromanovas]

A+ gif use

[fanonical]

it must be really weird for anyone who was taught by dumbledore and mcgonagall and the rest to become teachers and have to, like, treat them as colleagues

like, snape and lupin have one (1) thing in common and it’s a pathological inability to call dumbledore by his first name

[bloodyhellharry]

Correct me if i’m wrong, but wasn’t McGonagall more or less in the same year as Tom Riddle?

Does that mean that Dumbledore was also her teacher?

[frederichthedragon]

Minerva McGonagall has called him Albus since she was eleven because she is a queen who bows to no one

[thatgirlonstage]

The image of an 11yo Minerva McGonagall looking her new professor dead in the eye and saying “Will there be homework tonight, Albus?” is too powerful for words

[bowlegschester]

[legolokiismighty]

but Sammy was because of you.

[trinittysantos]

I just killed a bug by myself and I didn’t even scream a little. screw college I think I know my true calling

[priestchesters-deactivated20140]

[falloutboobs-deactivated2013082]

#the most disturbing thing on this tv show wasn’t a monster or a creature #it was dean driving a prius (x)

[poppunkvampire-deactivated20171]

IT FUCKING WAS THOUGH

[flourescentii]

I CANT EXPLAIN HOW UNCOMFORTABLE THIS MADE ME

[not-the-very-button]

or how about the fact that throughout this entire episode Dean dreSSES LIKE PATRICK BATEMAN FROM AMERICAN PSYCHO.

THIS WAS DONE ON PURPOSE I GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE YOU.

IN FACT SOMEONE DID A META ON IT AND I STOLE THIS PICTURE FROM THEM GO READ IT.  

[aircademia]

yeah libraries are cool but have you ever found a library with a secret doorway disguised as a bookshelf that leads to a smaller, hidden library filled with ancient books full of mysteries and forgotten knowledge? me neither and i'm sad about it

[adam-against-onision]

god i wish i looked like what fleetwood mac sounds like

[im-happy-at-home]

I want to look like how Queen sounds like: classy, bitchy, outrageous, slutty, cheeky, breathtaking, and never the same.

[fruitylathos]

dean winchester’s netflix account.