oh, gravity!

JASON KANE nashville 30 The book you're reading just might have one of my doodles on the cover.

[jasonnkane]

TEXT ✉ JASON

STACIE: Okay, cheesy.

JASON: Looooove u 2

[jasonnkane]

TEXT ✉ JASON

STACIE: God, you're such a genius. Don't know what I'd do in this world without you.

JASON: Don't know what I'd do in this world without you, Stacie Kane.

[jasonnkane]

TEXT ✉ JASON

STACIE: How am I supposed to confirm it?

JASON: Plan a play date and see if you can see it for yourself?

[jasonnkane]

TEXT ✉ JASON

STACIE: She would never.

STACIE: /Leah/, on the other hand...

JASON: And so we've found the culprit.

[jasonnkane]

TEXT ✉ JASON

STACIE: Well it wasn’t me!

JASON: ...Penny?

JASON: LEAH.

[jasonnkane]

TEXT ✉ JASON

STACIE: Where did he learn that from???

JASON: Wasn't me.

[jasonnkane]

TEXT ✉ JASON

STACIE: He what!?

JASON: Yeah. At least, I'm pretty sure he did. He just came out with it.

[jasonnkane]

TEXT ✉ JASON

STACIE: 🙄

JASON: So, uh...Carter flipped me off today.

[jasonnkane]

TEXT ✉ JASON

STACIE: How sweet of you.

STACIE: Sarcasm. FYI.

JASON: Totally translated through text.

[jasonnkane]

TEXT ✉ JASON

STACIE: Phoebe’s freezer?

JASON: I'll make an exception.

[jasonnkane]

TEXT ✉ JASON

STACIE: ...Might be.

JASON: Does the word "marriage" mean anything to you?? Where did you go for food??

[jasonnkane]

TEXT ✉ JASON

STACIE: So full. Cannot breathe.

JASON: Are you...are you eating without me?

[liamhemsworthsource]

[jasonnkane]

staciekane‌:

Okay, well, I would if I knew how to read law books and stuff. But I don’t. So for now… you can win.

Boom.

[jasonnkane]

puckerphoebe‌:

You’re also spending too much time with your kids, apparently. 

So when are you guys moving back here?

My kids are pure genius, Hawke.

No time in the near future thanks to weather. When are you guys moving here?

[jasonnkane]

staciekane‌:

I’m pretty sure you’re making it all up. And actually, I’ll prove it!

Go ahead, prove me right.

[jasonnkane]

staciekane‌:

That’s wholly inaccurate.

I think you need to brush up on your law, babe.