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[plagueislost]

july swimsuit special

[hazzymayy]

Birb fash, will be sold as badges at AMG but only 2 in stock cuz too expensive to manufacture 🤓🤓

[ninalinovna]

shush, bruce 🤫 he's tired

[disappointment-comics]

[superman-creampieing-batman]

Gonna start the new year with babygirlifying him to the max!!

And fight with Clark for a piece of that expensive ass

[imsorrybruce]

yk these before and after photos where before the person looks like the saddest person ever, and after they look the like the happiest? yeah

[olenndo0]

superbat love square inspired by #that post by the supah cool @y3np3ws

[battybat604]

Bruce self-sacrificed a little too close to the sun... 😅

Hi!! Been awhile - I'm allllllmost out of hell (crunch), so thank you all for being patient with me!! 🦇

[bbbbbbbbatman]

you know that story about the cheetah that left her babies with a wildlife photographer while she went off and did stuff? That but it’s merman bruce finally trusting fisherman clark and putting merbabies on his boat one by one to Clark’s increasing anxiety and panicked questions (which bruce doesn’t even acknowledge) so he can go off and hunt for a little while

[baedelus]

Doodles of my favorite boy

[plagueislost]

quick pit stop on patrol

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[ciricearts]

ohh so proud

[batsandbirdbrains]

Eight year old Dick Grayson, hanging off the back of Bruce’s chair at the Batcomputer, chatting endlessly in his ear as Bruce tries to work, “Last night I had a dream that I was a giant. But everything around me was to scale so it all looked normal.”

Bruce, trying not to get annoyed with his new ward as he keeps talking his ear off, “Well, how did you know you were a giant if everything was to scale?”

Dick, resting his head on Bruce’s shoulder and saying directly into his ear, “I was wearing size a million pants.”

Bruce blinks, shakes his head a bit at the mental image of it, and then goes back to typing as Dick starts talking about something completely different.

[batsandbirdbrains]

When the JL first forms and a few of the members invite Batman to a Fourth of July party, he tells them, “I can’t, I’m very busy with much more important things.”

The much more important things in question? Getting back to his son and their new puppy Ace so he can grill hotdogs and hamburgers in the backyard, go swimming and watch Dick do a hundred different kinds of jumps into the pool as he shouts, “Watch this! Watch this!” And then of course get the fire pit going when the sun sets so they can make s’mores and watch the fireworks. Before the fireworks are even over, Dick is wrapped in a pool towel on Bruce’s lap, his cheeks and his shoulders pink and sun-kissed from being outside all day, and he’s fast asleep. Meanwhile, Ace is snuggled up at Bruce’s feet keeping guard of both of them.

Bruce absolutely adores it and he wouldn’t change it for anything.

[sreppub]

fishies updated.... sometimes u never stop being a useless fangirl of ur friend's fics

[sirisell]

Me & Who

[eye-of-multiverse]

They saw damian choking tim