Overly Specific Fanfic Ideas

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Love that we play with the batfam like dolls

This blog is my dollhouse and the bats are my dolls<3

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I’m so sorry abt the delay with chapter 2 of When it Rains, I rly thought I’d have it posted within a week but in addition to a bunch of personal and work stuff going on, I got sick on top of all of it!! So chapter 2 is delayed until further notice :(

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Dick: Question three - who invented the thermometer?

Garth: Would that be Fahrenheit?

Roy: Don't be so fuckin stupid!

Donna: No, the thermometer -

Wally: Freddie Mercury.

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Alfred: Right, we'll make an appointment for Bruce for the new year.

Dr Leslie: Now. This week.

Alfred: What's the hurry? This is really serious?

Dr Leslie: I'll make a call and get him in ASAP.

Alfred: Oh, dear...

Dr Leslie: Don't you be upset.

Alfred: I'm not upset, it's just, if he dies before Christmas...

Alfred: I think I've ordered too big a turkey.

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https://www.tumblr.com/batsandbirdbrains/795492041429794816/dick-calling-bruce-daddy-but-in-a-spoiled-brat?source=share

Bruce when Dick calls him daddy : I love my baby boy so much I'll do anything for him ❤️💝🥰

Bruce when anyone else calls him daddy : aren't they a bit old for that... I bet there's ulterior motives involved... Could've just asked me for whatever they wanted directly

Okay but what if Dick doesn't call him daddy for years after getting kicked out? And maybe he mostly only does it now when either Dick or Bruce are distressed? Also what if spyral happens just when Dick was getting comfortable in calling bruce daddy again

Screaming crying throwing up at the concept of Dick who’s just become comfortable again with occasionally calling Bruce daddy again being forced into the Spyral arc. Oh my God anon. It’s diabolical and I love it.

But also?? 16 year old Dick gets kicked out. He’s distressed and distraught and so upset. He can’t stomach the thought of ever calling Bruce daddy again, he feels so betrayed.

And Bruce notices. When Dick comes back, when they start to mend their relationship. Dick used to call him daddy when he asked for silly things all the time. “Daddy, can you get me a new Gotham Knights hat?” “Can we get ice cream after patrol, Daddy?” “Daddy! We ran out of Zesti Colas in the Batcave!”

Now he never says it. Sometimes, he thinks he catches Dick almost starting to say it, but then he bites his tongue and turns away. And it breaks Bruce’s heart.

Then Spyral happens. But before Bruce finally convinced Dick to go through with the plan?

“Daddy, I don’t wanna go,” he begs, his voice barely above a whisper.

Bruce doesn’t give in, he still forces him to go.

It’s a very similar feeling of betrayal for Dick, like when he got kicked out.

When he gets back, when Bruce gets his memories back, he realizes Dick isn’t calling him daddy anymore.

Dick doesn’t know if he’ll ever be able to again.

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literally what the fuck is wrong with people. if you don't like the shit i post, just don't read it. you don't have to be a cunt

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Downhill, Dick and Tiger are carrying the body.

Tiger: What I can't figure out is how you saw him from all the way up there. You didn't fall down the fucking hill, did you? Did you fall down the hill?

Dick: I had like two, three drinks, tops.

Tiger: Yeah, that's why you can't walk straight.

Dick: Oh, excuse me.I'm carrying a dead body and I have his schwantz in my face. So, I'm sorry I'm not Bakishnarov.

Tiger: You can't even say Baryshnikov. You did, didn't you? You fell down that fucking hill. You get drunk, you lose your gun, you take a header off the balcony and now you're gonna tell me it's like a hallowed, time-honoured detective ploy, right?

Dick: It was very slippery up there, okay? I was... I was in the pool.

Tiger: You were in the pool?

Dick: Yeah.

Tiger: Why?

Dick: I had to question the mermaids. What were you doing while I was working?

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Tiger: How'd you get down here? I told you to go to the roof. Did you fall?

Dick: Yeah.

Tiger: Jesus Christ, are you kidding?

Dick: I think I'm invincible. It's the only thing that makes sense. I don't think I can die.

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heyyy saw youve been having a rough couple days. hope your next few days go a lot better <3 (also loving the incorrect quotes, theyre pretty funny.)

Thank you<3

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I have to ask. Are you a big ryan gosling fan? I keep seeing your posts (the fic prompt that's loosely based of of drive and the nice guys quotes) and I get all "OMG, MOVIE THAT I LOVE". Also I love your blog. 🫶🫶🫶

I love him and I have a decently sized Ryan Gosling movie collection on both physical dvds and prime video<3

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Did you just watch the nice guys? Loving these incorrect quotes

I’m currently watching it but I’ve watched it several times at this point lmao. It’s in my top 5 fav movies

Had a rough week so I’m just posting these as something silly to take my mind off things lmao. Idk if I’ll post any more, at leas tonight lmao

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Downhill, Dick and Tiger are carrying the body.

Tiger: What I can't figure out is how you saw him from all the way up there. You didn't fall down the fucking hill, did you? Did you fall down the hill?

Dick: I had like two, three drinks, tops.

Tiger: Yeah, that's why you can't walk straight.

Dick: Oh, excuse me.I'm carrying a dead body and I have his schwantz in my face. So, I'm sorry I'm not Bakishnarov.

Tiger: You can't even say Baryshnikov. You did, didn't you? You fell down that fucking hill. You get drunk, you lose your gun, you take a header off the balcony and now you're gonna tell me it's like a hallowed, time-honoured detective ploy, right?

Dick: It was very slippery up there, okay? I was... I was in the pool.

Tiger: You were in the pool?

Dick: Yeah.

Tiger: Why?

Dick: I had to question the mermaids. What were you doing while I was working?

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8-year-old Dick Grayson: Dad, there's like whores here and stuff.

Bruce: Chum, how many times have I told you? Don't say "and stuff." Just say, "Dad, there are whores here."

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Hal: So call her up, get back on the case. Get paid twice.

Bruce: Wow, that is very telling. I'm a detective, and we have a code. We don't do that. But interesting. Good to know.

Hal: Okay.

Bruce: Good to know.

Hal: You were looking for Amelia, right?

Bruce: Yes and no.

Hal: Excuse me?

Bruce: My profession is very complicated, okay? It's nuanced.

Hal: What does that mean?

Bruce: Fuck it. Last week, this old broad comes to me and she asks me to find her niece, Misty Mountains.

Hal: Misty Mountains? The porno actress? The one that died?

Bruce: The young lady. The porno young lady.

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Jason: And?

[Dick extends three fingers]

Jason: Three. Three what?

Dick: Three days in advance if you want the rest of the story.

Jason: Fuck you. Come on, $600? That's fucking robbery. I've only got $400.

Dick: Well, it's early. You can go rob a bank if you hurry.

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Donna and Roy dressing Dick up in stupid cute outfits. like, he has a dino hoodie with spikes on the hood and back with a tail at the very bottom. or little jeans with star patches on them

also, they dress him up in outfits inspired by their hero outfits, because I think that's adorable

The idea of little 9 year old Dick and 19 year old Roy who has adopted him dressing in matching outfits and wearing matching hats (same size even, so it’s slightly too big on Dick’s head) and Donna taking pictures of them while they do father son bonding things like idk fishing or whatever is so damn cute I love it

Donna and Dick having matching Wonder Woman sunglasses.

Donna always making sure Dick is dressed in cute clothes and with his hair combed nicely and taking a million pictures.

Roy getting Dick a little bow and arrow set and teaching him archery

I love them

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Donna and Roy adopting Dick and raising him, Lian, and Donna's son Robbie.

Does the convenience turn into a real marriage over time and Roy is Robbie's dad? Or do you think Donna met her ex husband and they had a thing on the side and he left bc he expected she would eventually leave Roy if they got serious and she didn't?

Omg maybe she’d been just barely pregnant when she and Roy adopted Dick, so it’s still the canon dad for him. But she didn’t know yet that she was pregnant when she and Roy get married so they can adopt Dick.

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For the Roy and Donna adopting Dick thing:

Does Wonder Woman know? Does this make Dick an honorary Amazon?

Tbh I keep going back and forth on thinking it’s funnier if everyone but the bats know, or it’s funnier if the fab five just never let anyone else know

I don’t think Dick would be an honorary Amazonian regardless, but he may be more inclined to called Diana “Auntie Diana” (and Oliver “Grandpa” much to Roy’s amusement)