Biff Beefus

If you can read this, you’re gay 🫵😎🏳️‍🌈

[sadmortician]

wanted to draw my beautiful wife dana evans because she’s coming back to me in 4 days <3

[jasper-boogus2112]

Lost the job. Lost the car. Lost the will to live. It’s been one year. Why can’t I get my life back? Because this country would rather see me die. Fine then. I’ll help them see it through.

[kaliune]

Vaporeon doodle 🐚🫧

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[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

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[goth-queen]

[catchymemes]

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@important-animal-images

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[babushkaat]

[babushkaat]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i constantly fucking forget i installed this extension and i almost never send emails so every time it happens i get massively jumpscared i damn near pissed myself

[theabsurdity]

hello from me & the ever present temptation to take off your skin and walk out into the sea forever

[i-am-a-fish]

I would like to be pet every single day and have all my financial needs covered forever

[just-a-panguin]

So you’re just a bottom

[i-am-a-fish]

I'll top if that's what it takes

[jupitervega]

[id: an absolutely massive tumbleweed rolls down a road as the camera operator drives past in a car. the katamari damacy theme song has been edited over the video]

[bodyfeeling]

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

[zzoupz]

I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality

[housegoblin]