Island of Misfit Boy

The name is Jasper but it better for everyone if you just call me Jazz. I'm the grand age of 26 and if you really want to know more then speaking with me seems to be your only other option.

[theburningsouls-deactivated2016]

You’re quite good, you make my playing sound like the callous strumming of a beginner.

[jasper-lp]

I'm sure you're just as good as me, I mean, if not better.

[eva-cristina-belmonte]

We are, I mean the King doesn’t do much but he is there. The wealthiest welfare recipient in the country. Really? Well I can assure you that you haven’t even begun to see just how focused I can be when I want something. the translator get paid in kisses cause that is a requirement. Yep… E-I… no good at being the sexy anymore. Mikey really likey Rock Guy mouth taste and kisses… I-I don’t know why you like me but please don’t stop.

[jasper-lp]

Kinda like Britain then, eh? I just hope I can see just how focused that you can get, because I'm pretty sure it'd be both endearing and cute as hell. I have no problem with giving the translator kisses, it seems like a fair trade. Awe, we're back to this again? You being all cute and stuttering? I promise I'm not gonna stop anytime soon.

[mrlcastillo-deactivated20140721]

Sorry, couldn’t help myself, your guitar seemed so lonely. Music is a great to do that. And bond people.

[jasper-lp]

It certainly was--and music can relax you too, lets not forget about that.

[eva-cristina-belmonte]

The land of the Norse, vikings, Thor, and ice bergs, The Kingdom of Norway. Yes, Kingdom, I’m working on it. I just have much more pleasant and… pressing things to deal with right now like the hot guy right next to me. You should, I can show you around , take you every where and anywhere you want to be… I mean go to. Yeah but Norway does too, I mean you’ve seen me. Yes, though I’m not used to being called by my christian name. 

[jasper-lp]

I don't think many places are really kingdoms anymore, but I will not argue with you putting your focus on me because I most certainly love your focus. Show me around, huh? Then I'll have to take you, and you can be my translator. How's that sound? Did you really just make that joke?

[xxjordyyxx]

[xxjordyyxx]

I had a student come up to me, and start telling me how the kids in his class are not very nice. I asked why and he said someone said the word gay, and they all said eww. I asked why they aren’t nice, and he told me with a smile “because Ms. Miller no one is eww.” I was so damn proud of him. 

[jasper-lp]

It's funny how much more accepting kids can be compared to adults. Well, if they're raised the right way, 

[mrlcastillo-deactivated20140721]

[jasper-lp]

I knew that music was bound to lure someone in.

[jasper-lp]

[eva-cristina-belmonte]

Tongue is a much appreciated delicacy in my country, Jazz. We will do what whatever we can to get some good tongue action. Well don’t worry puppy, the doctor is in and he will make sure you are feeling better in no time. Umm, did I ever tell you that chocolate is the only reason I like this country? Cause it is. Once we’re done both of us will be saying oh yes.

[jasper-lp]

Oh? And what country is that? I think I may have to visit there one day when I become famous and have the money to travel all over. Maybe I'll even have to take you with me. You're full of cheesy pick up lines and oddly enough? I absolutely love it. Oh c'mon, there are some pretty hot guys here too so that's a plus. Jesus, are you even real?

[jasper-lp]

Make A Wish || Isaac and Jazz

[isaac-harris-deactivated2014052]

Isaac was happy that he was getting to spend his birthday was his new friend and that it was already starting to sound like an okay time, it didn’t seem half bad. In a way he was slightly glad that he was getting to spend his birthday with a complete stranger. Knowing at least know that the day would be drama free and neither of them would end up talking about all of their problems that they probably had. The best part was that Jazz was a good looking guy and there was bound to be an interesting evening in it for both of the males, them seeming to have some form of an attraction for one another.

"Have you forgotten that you’re in charge of the planning of today? I can’t take you to my favorite coffee place, silly. I’m not even that big of a coffee drinker anyway, I’m not too fazed by where we go." The smaller boy smiled back, poking the other man in the sides. "Can’t we just skip coffee and you end up taking me somewhere really weird? I’m more excited for being taken somewhere weird and unusual. We can go for a coffee whenever we want, it’s not everyday that you get to go somewhere unusual."

[jasper-lp]

At the other's words, Jazz puffed his cheeks up a bit in almost a childish fashion. When he had his mind set on something he was usually stubborn to let it go. "But I won't be much fun if I'm all mopey and tired, now will I?" he offered, almost tempting the other into leading the way for just this one thing.Plus, walking around a bit would certain give him a vantage point to look at all the places that Isaac had probably never been before.Many people saw weird shops and avoided them like they were the plague. But Jazz? Jazz would race for them, leaving the plain looking places in the dust somewhere. And he certainly wasn't lying about operating better when he was awake. When he was tired he was usually just about as fun as watching paint dry or looking at old dirt. "C'mon, just a quick stop and then we'll be headed off into the unexplored aspects of this town." Jazz insisted on, offering one of his infamous Devil-may-care smiles. 

[aib-solutelyaverage-blog]

I work in a record store.  I’m trying to make it in the music industry, though.

[jasper-lp]

Music, huh? Well I'm glad that I'm not the only one around here. 

Vocals or instrument? Or both?

[eva-cristina-belmonte]

If by manly as heck you mean so adorable and sexy that I just want to make out with you non stop then ja you are manly as heck. I always did think two guys making out was manly as heck any way. Oh no, totally that was some state of the union worthy shit right there. Hmm…  well I do have some chocolate in my mouth that I would just love to share with you. Maybe even two. 

[jasper-lp]

How is that I kissed you no so long ago and now you're offering to make out with me? I think you were scamming me--oh, I'm so hurt, I think only kisses can make it better. Who leaked my love for chocolate to you? One of my few weaknesses, oh no.

[eva-cristina-belmonte]

Well your always cute so just think of it as me getting in on the act. Pshh, I think “Mikey likey rock guy lip touchy” is one of the most eloquent things I have ever said okay. You definitely are and there is still so much more I have yet to find out about you so by the end you may be the whole animal kingdom. I really should, shouldn’t I? Besides I am sure my sinister mind will think of even more and more immediate ways to exact my revenge and break you baby.We certainly do, it’s like a magnetic attraction or an electrical current. You certainly do. 

[jasper-lp]

I'm not cute, I'm manly as heck I'll have you know. Oh yeah--it was totally not you stumbling over your words and being adorable at all. But there aren't many things that embarrass me so I implore you to try and find out my little secrets. Go on and try because it'll be as hard as finding my sweet spot. Hmm..yeah, you can make me steal food from your mouth, that'd be so hard on me. Mmm..I knew I did.

[aib-solutelyaverage-blog]

I like it.  It’s close to Philly, which is good, since that’s where my job is.  And the people are really nice, or at least the ones I’ve met are.

[jasper-lp]

What do you do for work, if you don't mind me asking?

[eva-cristina-belmonte]

Well how would you describe doing things that turn me into a stammering mess of hormones and happiness? Yep it is and I am sure I will come up with more animal names to call you if you keep letting me into your bed whenever I want. Good to know but not quite what I’m looking for. I was thinking more along the lines of orange juice body shots and having you get fruit out of my mouth with your tongue. We are like the computer mouse? Thut is new one, whut is it meaning? I need to know so that I can decide whether you deserve a kiss for it.

[jasper-lp]

I'd describe it as you being really cute, and you know, it stuns your ability to be sassy. I guess I'm going to end up being an entire zoo because my bed is open to you any time you want. Oh, hm? I guess you should stay over the night then, just so that can happen and actually be a thing. We click--as in we fit well together, we mesh well, however you wanna put it. But I certainly deserve a kiss for it. 

[eva-cristina-belmonte]

You sexy evil genius, you, you just enjoy breaking me don’t you? I’m going to have to devise some kind of revenge now. Preferably involving this bed and breakfast. Then do all that more and I’m sure if we keep doing… what we’re doing then I’m going to come up with more. I mit have to bring you a list some time. Make sure you remember. It’s like you get me on a spirtual level. 

[jasper-lp]

Well, not breaking you down per-say but something like that. But that's me, the sexy evil genius puppy bear. But I have something on you so you can have something on me; I giggle like a girl when people blow on my ear or tickle the back of my neck. So, you can add that to your list. Oh god, are you gonna put hot sauce in pancakes and feed them to me? I'd hope so, I mean, I feel as though we click, you and I.

[aib-solutelyaverage-blog]

Yeah, and I can definitely recognize that it can be hard to make friends when you’re new somewhere.  I”ve only been here a few weeks myself.

[jasper-lp]

I think it's pretty easy, I just act as weird as I can and if people stick around then I'll probably slowly start to consider them a friend. Is it nice here, in your opinion? 

[eva-cristina-belmonte]

ahh… jus’ ‘joh nice…. j’more. J’more of the thing with the touchy… lips thingy. Mikey likey, Mikey likey rock dude kisseys a lot… Mouth taste yummy… That would explain where they really got Sarah Palin from. Well, um… you make me smile, you make me feel happy, in more than one way. You make me laugh, I just feel… safe with you. Yes, you are the puppy bear! Together we will make the world explode from all the.. um cuteness… 

[jasper-lp]

I'm going to note this for future references; kissing you makes you stutter and I'm pretty sure it's the cutest thing I've ever heard in my life. But, I'm glad I can do all of those things for you. I mean, I'm pretty sure you've made me laugh more in the past 10 minutes then I ever laughed around someone else.We'll rule the world though, you and I.