fortune favors the bold

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River: w/e w/e u relationship people are gross

Jasper: whatever you want to think, size queen

Jasper: you're just jealous you can't get someone as wonderful as brad

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River: So help me god I will SPAM you with them.

Jasper: i mean, i got you to stop talking with numbers as letters, so i don't need to follow through on my threat

Jasper: doesn't mean i won't if you go back to texting like that

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River: I stg you do that and I'll start sending you pictures of my dick

Jasper: you wouldn't dare

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River: N3v3r

Jasper: i'll send you more sappy pictures of me and brad

Jasper: i swear it

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River: l1k3 wh@t?

Jasper: stop that

Jasper: my brain hurts just looking at that

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River: aw u love me

River: Tr00 fr3indshp

Jasper: if you love me in return you'll never EVER text me like that again

Jasper: please

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River: Burning my phone now kthxbye

Jasper: no don't do that

Jasper: i'll miss texting you at 3am

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River: G R O S S

Jasper: you're gross

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River: Like I said. Relationships. Gross.

Jasper: i dunno, i'm pretty content

Jasper: [image of him kissing brad]

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River: Trust me, it makes a difference, Mr. I've Only Ever Been Fucked By One Guy

River: #yoloswag

Jasper: eh, still sticking with brad's 8.5" dick, thanks

Jasper: i'm not leaving him just bc he's the only guy who's fucked me

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River: Like... 9? 9.5?

River: I take that title proudly.

Jasper: oh yeah, one more inch, big fucking deal

Jasper: i mean you really are one

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River: Gross. Relationships.

Jasper: okay, mr. size queen

Jasper: how big was the last dick that fucked you?

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River: What, fuck a squirrel?

Jasper: for your information, brad just said he's sure he'd be plenty content if i topped, thank you very much

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River: Tiny babby peen.

Jasper: it's big enough to do what i want to do, so fuck off

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River: Awww poor Brad. He'll never feel true satisfaction if he ever wants to bottom. :P

Jasper: fuck off, asswipe.

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River: Gross.

River: Now the real question is how big is your dick? And should be be staying with you. ;)

Jasper: you're the gross one

Jasper: ...6.5", asshole

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River: Not too bad. I got fucked by a niner last night tho. Get on my level.

River: Once you've got around as much as I have you'll be able to gauge how big they are just by looking.

Jasper: a) i'll stick with my 8.5" bae, thanks

Jasper: b) i don't actually plan on getting around as much as you have. brad's it, as far as i care to think of