Happiness Is You

Jasper Hale. Devoted to Alice, Twin of Rosalie, forgive me if I seem a little moody. 🤠

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jasper in eclipse: some of y’all have never slaughtered the innocent for eight decades and it shows

[jasperhalez]

alicevisions‌:

It’s a short, little cape. It’s cute! The 90′s are coming back which is fun, but also a shame because remember how many of those little butterfly clips we had laying around? I kept finding them everywhere once the 2000s hit. Not much makes Edward happy, so if sulking in his classical instrumental feeds his self-proclaimed damned soul then so be it. Personally, I enjoyed the rockabilly phase just before the rock and roll although both were good. 

I’ll take your word for it then, My Love. I remember how often I ended up accidentally crushing them because of how often they were falling off into the most inconvenient places at any given time. It doesn’t even make him much happier, his sulking really only makes both of us unhappy and then he insists on staying like that until he’s ready to be a normal person again! It’s a shame he hasn’t had a country thing in decades, now that would really make the commute worth it.

[alicevisions]

jasperhalez‌:

I can’t say that I ever thought once about anything I’ve worn on my best days, only what you’ve worn…or not worn in some cases. So then Emmett doesn’t need a trench, because the less Debussy on the rides to school the better. I’d love to see more of your vision boards, personally. More visual representations of whatever’s spinning around in that lovely mind of yours would be quite the treat, and I do love watching you work on them.

I always end up donating most of the clothes I don’t need, but some are just too sentimental to ever throw away. Plus, the whole vintage thing is back in style and pretty soon I’m going to need my capelets again. Don’t be mean! Listening to instrumentals is what makes Edward happy. And Emmett does need a trench. I got a notification that he’ll look excellent in it. They’re fun to work on! I can do some for you if you’d like. 

[jasperhalez]

Like what? I have absolutely minimal idea of what a capelet is, so I'll just take your word for it. I'm not being mean, there's only so much classical I can take. And I know for a fact that it doesn't make him that happy. Remember when he played rock and roll? Those were the days. If you say so, Darlin. Of course, if you want to make me some, I'm sure I'll love them.

[alicevisions]

jasperhalez‌:

Ali, we never even wear anything more than once. I’ll be more than happy to assist you with whatever it is that you need, but do you really need to expand your closet for things that won’t even stay in there for very long?

It’s like a museum, Jaz! Don’t you like to look back sometimes at a jacket you wore on a particularly good day? I was going to get raincoats for everyone! Emmett needs a trench like Edward needs to listen to Debussy. If I don’t expand my closet, then I need a new place to put my vision boards. I know the internet exists, but it’s a lot more fun to cut out fashion inspo from Vogue and glue it to something cute. 

[jasperhalez]

I can't say that I ever thought once about anything I've worn on my best days, only what you've worn...or not worn in some cases. So then Emmett doesn't need a trench, because the less Debussy on the rides to school the better. I'd love to see more of your vision boards, personally. More visual representations of whatever's spinning around in that lovely mind of yours would be quite the treat, and I do love watching you work on them.

[alicevisions]

Nothing makes me happier than a notification from my favorite boutique that they’ve just gotten new raincoats in! You can never have too many, especially in Forks. Annnnnd where there’s a new raincoat, new rain boots are sure to follow! New project alert: Expanding my closet so everything can fit. 

[jasperhalez]

Ali, we never even wear anything more than once. I'll be more than happy to assist you with whatever it is that you need, but do you really need to expand your closet for things that won't even stay in there for very long?

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Jasper “I was taught to protect women not to fear them” Hale drinks respect women juice everyday