A NEET, a Spaz, and a Cinnamon Bun

An Indie Multi-muse AU blog for The Devil is a Part-Timer, Lucifer and OCs, OC-Friendly, mutiverse, semi-selective, 3 years of roleplay experience, mun-friendly.  Read pages before interacting, please specify muse.

[lawful-evil-novelist]

So there were a bunch of old men handing out copies of the New Testament on the street this morning

And while I was walking past one he paused and held one out to me but I couldn’t hear him so I took out an earbud.  When he did tell me what it was I said no and walked away.

About five minutes later, I realized how I probably looked to him:

A tiny person with bright red hair, eating an M&M cookie, dressed in sweatpants and a plaid hoodie, listening to insanely loud rock music (I listen to my music at a very loud volume), and all of this at around 8:00 in the morning on a Wednesday.

I must’ve looked fucking weird.

[disneyforprincesses]

Actors of color and the Disney characters they have played.

 A remake of this (x) post, featuring new and previously overlooked actors.

[mixedapocalyptic]

I love that many of the actors of colors actually voiced characters of color and many of their own ethnic background

[daxdraws]

original post

[thebestoftumbling]

a look inside my college textbook (x)

[oracle-of-calamity-blog]

“Do you really need to fight with people at two in the morning?” (Leviathan, he's the only one awake at two in the morning)

“I’ll fight anyone, anytime, anywhere, jackass. It’s none of your business anyway.”

[oracle-of-calamity-blog]

javawocky-cafe:

“It is my business when you’re making a racket!”

“So? It’s not like you were sleeping in the first place. Not that I care if you were.”

[javawocky-cafe]

“So?  If I wasn’t awake and you got seriously hurt in that fight would you be happy about getting into a fight at two in the morning then?  What would your parents think?”

[oracle-of-calamity-blog]

“Do you really need to fight with people at two in the morning?” (Leviathan, he's the only one awake at two in the morning)

“I’ll fight anyone, anytime, anywhere, jackass. It’s none of your business anyway.”

[javawocky-cafe]

“It is my business when you’re making a racket!”

[the8thsphynx]

"Excuse me, but have you seen a cat anywhere?"

“Hmm? No, I’m afraid no cats have passed by here.” Reiri lowered her book just below her eyes to briefly look at the person that questioned her.

At first she thought he was just a child, not more than about four years younger than her, looking for his pet cat. …Then it hit her… that jolt Icarus warned her about... This was no simple child.

Out of instinct, she brought her book back up to her face and put on a convincing act of a bothered housewife, “Good luck finding your kitty. Certainly hope it’s quite alright.”

[the8thsphynx]

javawocky-cafe

Lucifer bit back a laugh at the suit this man was wearing, it looked like something Sariel would wear.  Ridiculous and probably more expensive than it was worth.

“I suppose,” he shrugged, “though I don’t think that’s what my dad was going for when he named me.  After all,” he grinned, “he named one of my brother’s Levi.”

Leviathan’s nickname would do, he wasn’t completely clear on who this man was, but he felt even less human than Helian.  Lucifer snuck his hand onto the pocket of his jeans to make sure his cell phone wasn’t back in the cafe, in case he had to call someone to come get him.  Lint, he must’ve left it in the cardboard box behind the cafe counter.

Reiri rolled her shoulders. She was really hoping that Icarus wouldn’t try to do something ridiculous like slip sage or silver into the tea…that would not only cause some mistrust between her and Lucifer, but might also be quite the awkward situation.

She turned back to the young-looking demon and leaned forward, propping her elbows on the table and resting her chin in her hands.

“Given your fascination with stray cats,” she spoke in a low tone so passerby wouldn’t overhear, “I take it you aren’t one of those demons who come to the world of the living just to torment humans. Not to mention, it sounded earlier as though you’re not about on your own. I didn’t know demons could take holidays… ”

[javawocky-cafe]

“Well,” Lucifer lowered his voice and leaned on the table, “we’re technically not allowed to; one of my men is afraid of blood, so three of us keep him here where there’s significantly less, against orders of course.  We run a small coffee shop down the street.  Well, my men run it, I’m not to big on the whole ‘socialization’ aspect of being here.”

It would probably be better that Leviathan didn’t get named in there, considering his status as one of the gatekeepers of Hell itself.  With hope, Helian wouldn’t ask which demon he was talking about.

[darwinquark]

The fucking song and the hysterically thrown pillow that misses by ten feet and the prolonged scream and then it just runs out of cord and anticlimactically tips over I’m deceased.

[lawful-evil-novelist]

So I got Bored and made a bunch of RP Starters out of Lines from Fanfictions I’ve Written.

There are a lot so I put them under a read more:

(These are all actual lines I have used in fanfictions, they are out of context and edited to remove any major references to the series they were written for, enjoy)

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[exorcist-on-paws-blog]

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

[misfits-of-blackcastle-blog]

"Just admit I'm right" (Neela! I want the NEET to meet Neela!)

“Please explain why I should admit that you’re right when you clearly aren’t.”

[misfits-of-blackcastle-blog]

javawocky-cafe:

“This is not a-okay yeah it is, but that’s not my fault! And I do have experience using a laptop! It’s just…not working. Also I don’t like this implication that I don’t know what I’m talking about because I’ve only owned this laptop for a few months!”

“It’s not working because your computer has a virus. slipped past your security systems because your laptop is already too old to function a proper firewall. My diagnosis? Get a new computer. And I never said that you didn’t know what you’re talking about, simply that I know better, which is true.”

[javawocky-cafe]

“I don’t have the money for a new laptop!  Goodness knows my roommates aren’t about to buy me a new one!”

[memesforthesoul]

For The Sake Of Crossovers, Send Me ☭ + A Fandom And I Will Describe My Character In That Verse

[sizvideos]

Vegetable Calligraphy

Video

[pizzaotter]

That Chilli Pepper one is fucking siiiiick

[the8thsphynx]

"Excuse me, but have you seen a cat anywhere?"

“Hmm? No, I’m afraid no cats have passed by here.” Reiri lowered her book just below her eyes to briefly look at the person that questioned her.

At first she thought he was just a child, not more than about four years younger than her, looking for his pet cat. …Then it hit her… that jolt Icarus warned her about... This was no simple child.

Out of instinct, she brought her book back up to her face and put on a convincing act of a bothered housewife, “Good luck finding your kitty. Certainly hope it’s quite alright.”

[the8thsphynx]

javawocky-cafe:

“Um,” Lucifer frowned, trying to figure out if Helian didn’t trust him or something, “sure I guess, it’s been awhile since I’ve eaten, and I’m not keen on heading back to the cafe right now.”  Lucifer glanced at his watch, yeah, he wasn’t leaving, Beelzebub just began her shift at the cafe and Leviathan was still out on another of his walks.  To his memory, Mammon would be out for the rest of the day and had probably already left, which meant it was either deal with Beelzebub or have a nice chat with this woman and her godfather, who Lucifer was vaguely worried about meeting after the reaction this woman had to him.

“Yeah I don’t want to go back right now,” Lucifer forced a smile, “probably not the safest choice.”

Reiri furrowed her brow hearing his reluctancy to return to this ‘cafe’. Before questioning him on it, she turned back to the screen door to see it opened, and  Icarus– back in his human form– standing in it with his eyebrows raised.

As a human, he was an average-sized man who appeared to be in his forties. His hair fell past his shoulders and was clipped back to imitate a ponytail. His most defining feature, though, was the ridiculous black-and-white pin stripe suit her wore. Reiri had tried to convince him to just buy straight black suits, but he always refused.

“Is this your friend, Helian? …‘Lucifer’? You mean like the cat in ‘Cinderella’?” he laughed, making himself seem like the average friendly parent “Quite the unique–”

Reiri nudged him in the ribs, “Uncle Icarus. Can you please just get us some tea and cookies?”

At this point she wasn’t even indicating any danger; she was just hungry and wanted her godfather to stop making himself sound so… parent-like.

[javawocky-cafe]

Lucifer bit back a laugh at the suit this man was wearing, it looked like something Sariel would wear.  Ridiculous and probably more expensive than it was worth.

“I suppose,” he shrugged, “though I don’t think that’s what my dad was going for when he named me.  After all,” he grinned, “he named one of my brother’s Levi.”

Leviathan’s nickname would do, he wasn’t completely clear on who this man was, but he felt even less human than Helian.  Lucifer snuck his hand onto the pocket of his jeans to make sure his cell phone wasn’t back in the cafe, in case he had to call someone to come get him.  Lint, he must’ve left it in the cardboard box behind the cafe counter.

[weztix-blog-blog]

the devil is a part timer + text posts

[phantomhives-bae-blog]

[cdwalker]

Temp RP Work Around for the Update

THIS WORK AROUND IS RESTRICTED TO COMPUTER USERS ONLY. The only work around I have for mobile is LONG AND ARDUOUS and I don’t recommend it but here’s this. It’s not any less labor intensive, but if you’re like me and don’t want a fucking MESS on your dashboard, here are the steps to have only ONE reblog in your reply.

1) Hit reblog. Self explanatory.

2) Copy the last person’s reply. Paste it in the text box below and blockquote it. Get rid of the reblogs by clicking the red x.

3) Copy the link to the other person’s last post and type in the URL to their blog. Hyperlink the post to the URL (BEFORE THE COLON, MAKE SURE YOU DON’T INCLUDE THE COLON IN THE HYPERLINK) and click done. 

4) UNBLOCK QUOTE the url. Make sure it’s not in the blockquote. Then type your reply BELOW the blockquote. Then tag it appropriately (or whatever u like to do.) And hit reblog!

5) TAH DAH. Now you just reblogged that one post instead of all 834984930 of the ones that may have preceded it.

IT’S LONG BUT I MEAN IT WORKS FOR NOW. If you wanna do it like this, feel free. If not, Xkit has said they’re working on a fix for the latest update. Good luck you guys!

[askmikuandmeiko-deactivated2017]

((Not anything to do with blog, but this update is super bad and everyone needs to know how to get around it until staff might do something about it))