Police inspector

[nightguardnate]

been following @forthesakeofpassion & @javert-de-letoiles 's beef and i found myself inspired by the recent asks..

[javert-de-letoiles]

are you gay for valjea

Wh- no, of course not! I’m offended you would even suggest it! I loathe that man! He may be handsome, as is the devil itself, it is merely a way he tricks people!

@forthesakeofpassion //tagging you because pleasseeee make fun of this guy lol

[forthesakeofpassion]

Why, inspector! I knew there was more to you.

I wish you a very (un)happy late pride month. :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

I am not gay!

[forthesakeofpassion]

Are you certain? Because if someone had to even question it..

[javert-de-letoiles]

Perhaps…people’s assumptions can be incorrect…

He says it though gritted teeth.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Sounds like denial to me~!!

Courf mocked with a grin.

There’s no shame in it. Most people I associate with are queer. I might as well add an antagonistic inspector to the roster! :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

Hmph!

He scowls and folds his arms.

Well, if I have to be, then not for Valjean of all people.

[forthesakeofpassion]

You don’t have to be. It’s either you are or you aren’t, which I’m going to assume the former.

I know nothing of your relationship, but again, if one simply asks you about it, surely there is reason behind it. Until proven otherwise, I’m going to believe you have feelings for that man.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I don’t. End of story.

He scowls quite hard. He seems to be trying to avoid making any other facial expression, probably for fear of inciting even more comments.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Courfeyrac raised a brow, studying the inspector closely. He knew gay when he saw it.

Believe what you will. If you claim not to have any feelings for him, fine.

He tilted his head, his grin widening just a bit. He took great pleasure in pissing this man off.

..But I think you’re lying. :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

I don’t lie. I haven’t lied. I am the man who never lies.

He’s conventionally handsome. I’m sure everyone is at least a little attracted to him…

[forthesakeofpassion]

..I don’t like you, but you’re making it very difficult not to pity you. This is honestly just sad.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I don’t want your pity.

[forthesakeofpassion]

And I don’t want you lurking around my friends, yet here we are.

I’ve no place to judge whatever yearning-in-denial you’ve got going on, but just know that I told you so.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I’m denying nothing - this is fruitless. You are clearly just trying to aggravate me.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Perhaps. But I also have seen enough to make a fair assumption about you.

[javert-de-letoiles]

We are not friends. You know nothing about me.

[javert-de-letoiles]

hi inspector…….. i think you and that 'hooligan' courfeyrac need to work out your issues and a 'get along shirt' as that would be the best route… oooo you so want to invest in that shirt…

- 💌

No. I really don’t think I have to get along with a revolutionary and a rioter.

[forthesakeofpassion]

courf!!!! courf!!!!!!!! okay boo to the evil cop but you guys are at each others’ throat so much that i think a 'get along shirt' would be so good for you two!!!! oooo buy the shirt!!! buy the shirt!!!!

- 💌

A.. “get along shirt”? For the inspector and I?

I think I’ll pass. I would rather not be around him if I can help it. Great suggestion, though, mon ami!

[javert-de-letoiles]

I would rather not…

[javert-de-letoiles]

are you gay for valjea

Wh- no, of course not! I’m offended you would even suggest it! I loathe that man! He may be handsome, as is the devil itself, it is merely a way he tricks people!

@forthesakeofpassion //tagging you because pleasseeee make fun of this guy lol

[forthesakeofpassion]

Why, inspector! I knew there was more to you.

I wish you a very (un)happy late pride month. :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

I am not gay!

[forthesakeofpassion]

Are you certain? Because if someone had to even question it..

[javert-de-letoiles]

Perhaps…people’s assumptions can be incorrect…

He says it though gritted teeth.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Sounds like denial to me~!!

Courf mocked with a grin.

There’s no shame in it. Most people I associate with are queer. I might as well add an antagonistic inspector to the roster! :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

Hmph!

He scowls and folds his arms.

Well, if I have to be, then not for Valjean of all people.

[forthesakeofpassion]

You don’t have to be. It’s either you are or you aren’t, which I’m going to assume the former.

I know nothing of your relationship, but again, if one simply asks you about it, surely there is reason behind it. Until proven otherwise, I’m going to believe you have feelings for that man.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I don’t. End of story.

He scowls quite hard. He seems to be trying to avoid making any other facial expression, probably for fear of inciting even more comments.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Courfeyrac raised a brow, studying the inspector closely. He knew gay when he saw it.

Believe what you will. If you claim not to have any feelings for him, fine.

He tilted his head, his grin widening just a bit. He took great pleasure in pissing this man off.

..But I think you’re lying. :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

I don’t lie. I haven’t lied. I am the man who never lies.

He’s conventionally handsome. I’m sure everyone is at least a little attracted to him…

[forthesakeofpassion]

..I don’t like you, but you’re making it very difficult not to pity you. This is honestly just sad.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I don’t want your pity.

[forthesakeofpassion]

And I don’t want you lurking around my friends, yet here we are.

I’ve no place to judge whatever yearning-in-denial you’ve got going on, but just know that I told you so.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I’m denying nothing - this is fruitless. You are clearly just trying to aggravate me.

[javert-de-letoiles]

are you gay for valjea

Wh- no, of course not! I’m offended you would even suggest it! I loathe that man! He may be handsome, as is the devil itself, it is merely a way he tricks people!

@forthesakeofpassion //tagging you because pleasseeee make fun of this guy lol

[forthesakeofpassion]

Why, inspector! I knew there was more to you.

I wish you a very (un)happy late pride month. :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

I am not gay!

[forthesakeofpassion]

Are you certain? Because if someone had to even question it..

[javert-de-letoiles]

Perhaps…people’s assumptions can be incorrect…

He says it though gritted teeth.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Sounds like denial to me~!!

Courf mocked with a grin.

There’s no shame in it. Most people I associate with are queer. I might as well add an antagonistic inspector to the roster! :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

Hmph!

He scowls and folds his arms.

Well, if I have to be, then not for Valjean of all people.

[forthesakeofpassion]

You don’t have to be. It’s either you are or you aren’t, which I’m going to assume the former.

I know nothing of your relationship, but again, if one simply asks you about it, surely there is reason behind it. Until proven otherwise, I’m going to believe you have feelings for that man.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I don’t. End of story.

He scowls quite hard. He seems to be trying to avoid making any other facial expression, probably for fear of inciting even more comments.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Courfeyrac raised a brow, studying the inspector closely. He knew gay when he saw it.

Believe what you will. If you claim not to have any feelings for him, fine.

He tilted his head, his grin widening just a bit. He took great pleasure in pissing this man off.

..But I think you’re lying. :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

I don’t lie. I haven’t lied. I am the man who never lies.

He’s conventionally handsome. I’m sure everyone is at least a little attracted to him…

[forthesakeofpassion]

..I don’t like you, but you’re making it very difficult not to pity you. This is honestly just sad.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I don’t want your pity.

[javert-de-letoiles]

are you gay for valjea

Wh- no, of course not! I’m offended you would even suggest it! I loathe that man! He may be handsome, as is the devil itself, it is merely a way he tricks people!

@forthesakeofpassion //tagging you because pleasseeee make fun of this guy lol

[forthesakeofpassion]

Why, inspector! I knew there was more to you.

I wish you a very (un)happy late pride month. :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

I am not gay!

[forthesakeofpassion]

Are you certain? Because if someone had to even question it..

[javert-de-letoiles]

Perhaps…people’s assumptions can be incorrect…

He says it though gritted teeth.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Sounds like denial to me~!!

Courf mocked with a grin.

There’s no shame in it. Most people I associate with are queer. I might as well add an antagonistic inspector to the roster! :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

Hmph!

He scowls and folds his arms.

Well, if I have to be, then not for Valjean of all people.

[forthesakeofpassion]

You don’t have to be. It’s either you are or you aren’t, which I’m going to assume the former.

I know nothing of your relationship, but again, if one simply asks you about it, surely there is reason behind it. Until proven otherwise, I’m going to believe you have feelings for that man.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I don’t. End of story.

He scowls quite hard. He seems to be trying to avoid making any other facial expression, probably for fear of inciting even more comments.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Courfeyrac raised a brow, studying the inspector closely. He knew gay when he saw it.

Believe what you will. If you claim not to have any feelings for him, fine.

He tilted his head, his grin widening just a bit. He took great pleasure in pissing this man off.

..But I think you’re lying. :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

I don’t lie. I haven’t lied. I am the man who never lies.

He’s conventionally handsome. I’m sure everyone is at least a little attracted to him…

[javert-de-letoiles]

are you gay for valjea

Wh- no, of course not! I’m offended you would even suggest it! I loathe that man! He may be handsome, as is the devil itself, it is merely a way he tricks people!

@forthesakeofpassion //tagging you because pleasseeee make fun of this guy lol

[forthesakeofpassion]

Why, inspector! I knew there was more to you.

I wish you a very (un)happy late pride month. :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

I am not gay!

[forthesakeofpassion]

Are you certain? Because if someone had to even question it..

[javert-de-letoiles]

Perhaps…people’s assumptions can be incorrect…

He says it though gritted teeth.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Sounds like denial to me~!!

Courf mocked with a grin.

There’s no shame in it. Most people I associate with are queer. I might as well add an antagonistic inspector to the roster! :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

Hmph!

He scowls and folds his arms.

Well, if I have to be, then not for Valjean of all people.

[forthesakeofpassion]

You don’t have to be. It’s either you are or you aren’t, which I’m going to assume the former.

I know nothing of your relationship, but again, if one simply asks you about it, surely there is reason behind it. Until proven otherwise, I’m going to believe you have feelings for that man.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I don’t. End of story.

He scowls quite hard. He seems to be trying to avoid making any other facial expression, probably for fear of inciting even more comments.

[javert-de-letoiles]

are you gay for valjea

Wh- no, of course not! I’m offended you would even suggest it! I loathe that man! He may be handsome, as is the devil itself, it is merely a way he tricks people!

@forthesakeofpassion //tagging you because pleasseeee make fun of this guy lol

[forthesakeofpassion]

Why, inspector! I knew there was more to you.

I wish you a very (un)happy late pride month. :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

I am not gay!

[forthesakeofpassion]

Are you certain? Because if someone had to even question it..

[javert-de-letoiles]

Perhaps…people’s assumptions can be incorrect…

He says it though gritted teeth.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Sounds like denial to me~!!

Courf mocked with a grin.

There’s no shame in it. Most people I associate with are queer. I might as well add an antagonistic inspector to the roster! :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

Hmph!

He scowls and folds his arms.

Well, if I have to be, then not for Valjean of all people.

[javert-de-letoiles]

are you gay for valjea

Wh- no, of course not! I’m offended you would even suggest it! I loathe that man! He may be handsome, as is the devil itself, it is merely a way he tricks people!

@forthesakeofpassion //tagging you because pleasseeee make fun of this guy lol

[forthesakeofpassion]

Why, inspector! I knew there was more to you.

I wish you a very (un)happy late pride month. :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

I am not gay!

[forthesakeofpassion]

Are you certain? Because if someone had to even question it..

[javert-de-letoiles]

Perhaps…people’s assumptions can be incorrect…

He says it though gritted teeth.

[javert-de-letoiles]

are you gay for valjea

Wh- no, of course not! I’m offended you would even suggest it! I loathe that man! He may be handsome, as is the devil itself, it is merely a way he tricks people!

@forthesakeofpassion //tagging you because pleasseeee make fun of this guy lol

[forthesakeofpassion]

Why, inspector! I knew there was more to you.

I wish you a very (un)happy late pride month. :)

[javert-de-letoiles]

I am not gay!

[javert-de-letoiles]

are you gay for valjea

Wh- no, of course not! I’m offended you would even suggest it! I loathe that man! He may be handsome, as is the devil itself, it is merely a way he tricks people!

@forthesakeofpassion //tagging you because pleasseeee make fun of this guy lol

[forthesakeofpassion]

// hey gang.. I miss yall.. I need to start posting again but I have no ideas so. hi

[javert-de-letoiles]

Oh. It’s you again.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Ah, inspector! Hello. Long time, no see.

Although, I might say not long enough.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I would say the same to you. My time knowing you hasn’t been pleasurable.

I met your leader. The blonde.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Well, fear not! The feeling is mutual.

You’ve met Enj? ..What did he think of you?

[javert-de-letoiles]

He seemed rather fond of me.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Fond? Of you? I find that very difficult to believe.

[javert-de-letoiles]

Perhaps I neglected a few details. No matter.

[forthesakeofpassion]

…

What exactly are you intending to do, inspector? There is no way you chose to befriend him out of innocence.

[javert-de-letoiles]

It’s of none of the concern of a plucky rioter intent on annoying me.

[forthesakeofpassion]

It very much is my concern when it involves my friends. I don’t trust for a second that you aren’t up to something.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I have no right to share the secrets of the law.

[forthesakeofpassion]

That implies your sudden interest has something to do with the law.

Whatever it is you’re up to, it won’t work. I’ll make sure of it.

[javert-de-letoiles]

Good luck. I hope you enjoy the chains around your wrists if you do.

[forthesakeofpassion]

// hey gang.. I miss yall.. I need to start posting again but I have no ideas so. hi

[javert-de-letoiles]

Oh. It’s you again.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Ah, inspector! Hello. Long time, no see.

Although, I might say not long enough.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I would say the same to you. My time knowing you hasn’t been pleasurable.

I met your leader. The blonde.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Well, fear not! The feeling is mutual.

You’ve met Enj? ..What did he think of you?

[javert-de-letoiles]

He seemed rather fond of me.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Fond? Of you? I find that very difficult to believe.

[javert-de-letoiles]

Perhaps I neglected a few details. No matter.

[forthesakeofpassion]

…

What exactly are you intending to do, inspector? There is no way you chose to befriend him out of innocence.

[javert-de-letoiles]

It’s of none of the concern of a plucky rioter intent on annoying me.

[forthesakeofpassion]

It very much is my concern when it involves my friends. I don’t trust for a second that you aren’t up to something.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I have no right to share the secrets of the law.

[forthesakeofpassion]

// hey gang.. I miss yall.. I need to start posting again but I have no ideas so. hi

[javert-de-letoiles]

Oh. It’s you again.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Ah, inspector! Hello. Long time, no see.

Although, I might say not long enough.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I would say the same to you. My time knowing you hasn’t been pleasurable.

I met your leader. The blonde.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Well, fear not! The feeling is mutual.

You’ve met Enj? ..What did he think of you?

[javert-de-letoiles]

He seemed rather fond of me.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Fond? Of you? I find that very difficult to believe.

[javert-de-letoiles]

Perhaps I neglected a few details. No matter.

[forthesakeofpassion]

…

What exactly are you intending to do, inspector? There is no way you chose to befriend him out of innocence.

[javert-de-letoiles]

It’s of none of the concern of a plucky rioter intent on annoying me.

[forthesakeofpassion]

// hey gang.. I miss yall.. I need to start posting again but I have no ideas so. hi

[javert-de-letoiles]

Oh. It’s you again.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Ah, inspector! Hello. Long time, no see.

Although, I might say not long enough.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I would say the same to you. My time knowing you hasn’t been pleasurable.

I met your leader. The blonde.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Well, fear not! The feeling is mutual.

You’ve met Enj? ..What did he think of you?

[javert-de-letoiles]

He seemed rather fond of me.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Fond? Of you? I find that very difficult to believe.

[javert-de-letoiles]

Perhaps I neglected a few details. No matter.

[forthesakeofpassion]

// hey gang.. I miss yall.. I need to start posting again but I have no ideas so. hi

[javert-de-letoiles]

Oh. It’s you again.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Ah, inspector! Hello. Long time, no see.

Although, I might say not long enough.

[javert-de-letoiles]

I would say the same to you. My time knowing you hasn’t been pleasurable.

I met your leader. The blonde.

[forthesakeofpassion]

Well, fear not! The feeling is mutual.

You’ve met Enj? ..What did he think of you?

[javert-de-letoiles]

He seemed rather fond of me.