javier.

dude, where's my car?

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fernxndocruz:

That was the first time that he ended up spilling a drink on his shirt, but he had an extra shirt in his bag, and that’s exactly why he always had an extra shirt with him, in case something like that happened. He was a clumsy person, and something like that was expected to happen sooner or later, he actually was surprised it took this long to spill something on his shirt. “Ugh, dammit,” he took off the shirt of his bag, there was no one around, so he didn’t see the need to go into the bathroom or to one of the rooms to change clothes. But the moment he was taking off his shirt, he didn’t notice someone walking to the bar.

“Whoooooah, dude,” Javier placed a hand on his chest, tilting his head to the side as if he couldn’t believe he was witnessing that. “I came here for, like, ten tequila shots, and yes I was going to down all of that and puke in the bathroom after, but suddenly, I’ve decided I want a tall glass of water. I’m so very thirsty.” Averting his gaze downward, he saw a speck of brown liquid on his arm, dipped his pinky in it and gave it a quick lick. “Oh honey barbecue. This is excellent. But dude, that glass of water?”

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chxrliedxnvers:

“Oh, uh, no i’m not a stripper.. I don’t do private shows.” Charlie said trying to stay polite with the client as they pushed her to go to one of the rooms with her. “Sir, trust me when I saw that there are plenty of other girls that would be much more suited for your needs.” she said, voice rising a bit as she started to worry about where this was heading. Taking a step back she kept the smile on her face, trying not to be rude. “Look, you stay here and i’ll find someone for you.” she said, trying once more to convince him to leave her be as she looked around, desperate for an escape. 

“Yeah, man, the fuck? You seen this girl lately?" Javier chimed in from seemingly nowhere. Glitter was evident all over his hair and face, mixing with pink body paint. “She ain’t no stripper, like c’mon, you seen her? She’s too damn cute. But I can definitely put on a wig and some lipstick and rock your world, baby.” Raising an eyebrow and letting out a scoff at the man’s response, he tilted his head back with a look of overly exaggerated offense. “Look, I would make a very pretty woman, thank you very much.” Upon seeing the man leave, he raised his arms out and averted his gaze toward the woman. “I mean, I wasn’t wrong, was I? He’s clearly missing out.”

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valxnciaaa:

with finals coming up,valencia found any and every chance she could to study. which meant that during breaks, her head was buried in a textbook. she hadn’t even heard anyone walk into the room until she looked up and frowned. “sometimes i really wish i’d know how much strippers made before i started college. would have definitely made a career out of this shit. all of these papers, tests, and all of this studying is for the birds. i’m sick of it!”

Javier casually strolled into the room, carrying a rubber ducky in one hand. Plopping himself on the surface beside her, he swung his legs loosely off the edge as he stared down at the abundance of schoolwork. “Dude, you so need a break from all this nerdy shit. Thankfully for you, I happen to be excellent company. Even ‘lil Chester here says so.” Sticking the rubber duck’s head out for emphasis, he gave it a light squeeze. A squeak ensued and he offered a nod. “Thanks, buddy. Appreciate it.”